I'm back.

I'm back from camp.

I'm back as a better man.

I'm back with a sunburnt shoulder.

I'm back with a swollen knee.

I'm back missing the times I enjoyed during my final librarian camp.

I'm back to my darling blog.

I'm back with a lot of photos but don't expect to see any, I don't photoblog. I'm too lazy.

I'm back thinking what I should do for the rest of the week.

I'm back realising how sexy the girls' school uniform is, but wonders why I was never turned on in school.

Women

You got to admit it. Women nowadays are really on a level above their male counterparts.

The universities now are flooded with estrogen overpowering the testosterone.

They have the ability to rule countries, from Queen Elizabeth II to Hillary Clinton(though highly unlikely).


Let's not forget the domestic engineer a.k.a the housewife. Housewives are great multi-taskers. They are chaffeurs, chefs, teachers, janitors etc etc.

But above all....

You have got to applaud them for their amazing sensory receptors

When the average human, usually a man, has only 5 receptors namely

touch, heat,cold,pain and pressure

Women nowadays have an extra one....

the fat receptor.

Honestly, aren't you amazed when a girl can tell you 'I feel fat'. I mean, how do you feel fat?

You can see yourself getting fat, you can measure the fat level in your body but how do you feel fat?

yet they don't deprive themselves of food

and they shouldnt.

size 0 is so yesterday.

LoL.

Sometimes humour can be so subtle.

I crack myself up.





So, humour began when Monica said something about drinking 'fresh' underground river water( yes we're going to an underground river in Gua Tempurung during our very 'effective-sure-to-breed-an-amazing-leader' leadership camp=D) xian, i can already hear your jealous grumbles from here.





Anyway, I doubt that the river water will be fresh and clean. Hey, Malaysia lah.



So just to burst her bubble, I said that the water source might lie a dead mountain goat. Don't ask why a mountain goat.





Apparently it is virtually impossible to find a mountain goat in Malaysia so we had to settle with a sun bear.





So this really random thought popped into my mind...



What'll happen when you drink water that contains well...... dead sun bear essence?

You suffer from Mad Sun Bear Disease

For some reason, I find the name really cute. It's like the cutest sounding disease ever. Cmon, compare it to cystic fibrosis, atheroscelerosis blah.



If there's Mad Cow Disease....why can't we have a Mad Sun Bear Disease?



And that's the birth of the cutest disease in history.

exams are doing me bad

i dont believe i humour myself like this

Now That's Naughty

Heard of the new Perodua Nautica?

or rather 'Naughty Car" as we Malaysians pronounce it.

haha.


The new 4WD is bigger and better to let us do ' whatever you like' in it.

Just imagine doing 'whatever you like' in a kancil.

Too small for 'action' eh.

Now.......

dont get naughty!

malaysians really have a niche at naming things

I'm Releasing Too.

Okay. Week 1 of exams down. 2 more weeks to go. damn.


Since I'm 99.99% unprepared for any of my papers this term, tsk as usual....I had to force myself out of bed at 3am everyday.


Oh, I tell you it ain't easy. The self argument you have to battle with yourself and WIN just to drag that lazy head away from the pillow. The fault lies with inertia. And i need more dopamine to relieve stress. Note the physics thing and bio thing. Haha, cant get it outta my mind.


So, Wesak Day would be next next Monday. So while some go to the temple and release

pigeons/doves/toads/ants?

I shall release.......

STRESS. hehe.

dont you just love exams?

It's Just A Stimulus

I quote Pn. Lim

" When someone tries to punch you, just think of it as light. Because everything you see is actually the light stimulus. And that is how those who meditate keep calm and do not feel pain"

I quote Ee Jane

"Teacher, what if someone runs to you and stabs you with a knife?"

Pn. Lim said

"Haiya, then it's only you seeing light, then feel touch and then pain pain pain la"

So I had a little discussion with Zhao Wen...

"So does that mean you don't actually fall in love with a person when you see him/her but in fact you fall in love with the light from the person?So there's no such thing as love at first sight. it's love at first light laa."

biology is the study of life and organisms and how they interact with the surrounding environment.

oh, wait! it's also the study of love. =D