Friday, February 01, 2008
Dong Dong Chang
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Oops
Sunday, January 27, 2008
just a quote to share
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Sense and Sensitivity(Not Sensibility)
I've a DVD of it with really bad quality.
The subtitles can make sad scenes hillarious.
Stopped watching halfway through.
Yes, I'm a sucker for love stories. Sigh, nothing a single man can do except get inspired by love stories that happen only in well, stories.
Love escapes the finality of death.
Agreed?
p.s. I'm not complaining about being single.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Tribute to The Gay Cowboy.
*moment of silence*
Drought
There's a drought devastating my brain.
But please, do still read on.
Monday, January 21, 2008
ok, now, back to Tatabahasa. =D
Saturday, January 19, 2008
My Privilege
Friday, January 18, 2008
I Amaze Myself.
I realised I look like a labourer.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Where's My Attorney?
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Age Is Just A Number.
My birthday this year just made Saturdays in school seem a little less bad than it is.
I got birthday wishes from Grace everytime she bumps into me, and we bumped into each other quite a number of times I must say.
Thanks a lot to Jo, Zhao, Zoe and my beloved Neal Tan for the shirt.
*joanne, i loved the card, more than the shirt*
Amanda and Soo Ern gave me the cutest present I've received in years, even cuter than the teddies I got when I was six. I REALLY liked it, honest!
My librarians. Thanks much for the wishes...Great granddad here is getting older by the day, don't make him even more stressed.
Monica Choy, thanks for everything. and I really mean EVERYTHING. How many things exactly? Haha.
My dear sis, absolutely loved the card you made. You made it in my fav colour too!
Suki and Rachel thanks for the "exceptional" birthday wish.
"Happy Birthday, Monkey?!?"
Xiannie, I knew all along you would remember my birthday! Just to pick on you, It's what I do right?
Lay Shu, I like the present you offered. Do my homework nice nice arr.
and
everyone else who bothered to wish this nobody. =D
Friday, January 11, 2008
The 11th Day of January is.....
the
choco chip cookies,
kitkat,
timeout,
hersheys,
chipsmore,
toblerone,
chocolate spread
and dutch lady chocolate
can be summarized into 3Fs
f***in good, friends on frenzy and freaking fattening.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
i need a good sleep.
wake me from this dream
whatever way works.
Saturday, January 05, 2008
The Aging Thing
"No, she's my teacher for god's sake!"
"Are you a college student?"
"I'm not even 17 yet!"
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Bye Bye Minister
New Friend
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
The Blissful State
In the recent year, the state has been flooded by
i) Water
ii) Snatch thieves
These serious issues really alarmed the public and caused quite a stir.
but...
they are nothing compared to the recent 'flood'
Johorians are bewildered by something extra 'special' this new year, and I would have to say it's going to attract more attention to the country than Visit Malaysia 2007.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Found it!
Saturday, December 29, 2007
The Worst Feeling
Friday, December 28, 2007
That's The Spirit!
Snapped the pic while waiting at the JPJ centre.
"Dilarang Merokok"
Malaysia Boleh!
I think not.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
I passed my Undang, second time around...
A '48/50', my instructor was surprised.
hey im not stupid la
Haha,dad, don't have to allocate 300Rm for my undang retake.
Workshop tomorrow, the weather better be promising =I
I'm going to get my 'L' license! Can't wait for 'P'!
I'm feeling rather lethargic.
Stress isn't doing me any good.
why are the holidays ending so soon.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Xmas Dinner
and...
with Neal buying.
yes, you got that right
you're just too kind, pal.
merry christmas to you.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Christmas Eve Post
anyhow....
if you countdown to Christmas on Christmas Eve,
and
Open your presents on Christmas Day,
what do you do on Boxing Day?
My answer is.......
Eat Chicken Boxing. =D
the real answer is.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_day
somehow i think Boxing Day is more enticing than Christmas
*ok dont give me that look, it's just a biased opinion from a miserable boy on Christmas*
Merry Christmas!!!
now this is what i call silent night.good night.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Movie Review
Friday, December 21, 2007
Poo!
Therefore I came to conclude that goat's shit smells the worst and undeniably wins the gold medal. Cows get the silver medal and horses, you're gonna have to settle with bronze. Chickens, you guys are forgivable, your teeny weeny poo don't produce much of a stench. Donkeys, I did not stumble upon yours, but I was hoping you would go 'nghee-hor nghee-hor'.
note:-
*this is a competition i wouldnt mind NOT getting gold*
Well at least the laughter, pool, margarita and 'mai tai' made up for it. Don't you just love the holidays?
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
however expensive your Jimmy Choos are...it'll just become Jimmy Achoo when it smells of fish.
hidung tinggi tinggi some more.tsk.
pure airheads.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Do The Math
if your answer is 1, you're right. it shows that you can count and it also shows that you've not sat for your undang exam.
if you did, your answer would be RM50
damn it.told you it wasnt a piece of cake. well, i should never complain, 41 aint that bad for someone who hardly studied for it.
Monday, December 17, 2007
now don't start telling me it's a piece of cake, i don't buy that sort of advice, it's bull.
i think i've studied enough, i can tell that the orange sign with a black figure holding a hoe means that a dude is digging up a graveyard in front, and if the distance is stated, that's how deep he's gonna dig.
ain't it?
ok, being lame is definitely not a remedy for curing pre-exam stress. wonder what I'll become before SPM.
The Must Watch List
Rendition
PS, I Love You
Atonement
I Am Legend
The Game Plan
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
The Kite Runner
Saturday, December 15, 2007
" Because you're hoping you're wrong and everytime she does something that tells you she's no good, you would ignore it and everytime she comes through and surprises you, she wins you over and you lose that argument with yourself that she's not for you."
" What I'm trying to say is that I understand the feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how that it can actually ache in places that you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter whether how many new haircuts you get or jumps you joy or how many glasses of Chardonnay you drink, you still go to bed every night going over every detail wondering what you did wrong or how you could've misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that she'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new and you'll meet people that make you feel worthwhile again. Little pieces of your soul will finally come back and all that fuzzy stuff and years of being with the life you've wasted, that will eventually begin to fade"
" I've got a life to start living, and you're not in it. I think what I've got is something slightly resembling to...gumption"
Sorry about that, it's just the lines of Kate Winslet from "The Holiday" which were really profound. I liked how the lines were so heartfelt and chosen to show the character moving on from a one sided love. It really depicts the phases someone who is in an affair like this has to go through.Genius.
Friday, December 14, 2007
ANTM Cycle 9
Never in my wildest thoughts that she would advance that far.
Maybe it's just that something the judges see that I don't. Believe me, this is the first time I don't feel that believable feeling in the winner.
Well, we all have our say in these competitions, be it ANTM or American Idol. It's personal.
Movie Review
Cast evaluation :-
Amy Adams- Although not a very sought after actress in Hollywood, I'll have to agree that she delivered well in this movie. Ethics and mannerism like a princess, not to mention the naivety too. She did bring the image of a princess accompanied by really good facial expressions. A commendable effort.
Patrick Dempsey- Dr. McDreamy. Who else to pick if not everyone's favourite doctor. After being named the 2nd sexiest man alive, I'm pretty sure he is up to play this role. I think he should be acknowledged because probably half of that they earn is probably due to his presence. Undoubtedly he has good acting but I don't buy his performance in this movie. Mediocre, average, normal, so-so, what else? Stick with the medicine thing, doctor.
James Marsden- Now he is the true star of the movie. He has definitely proved his versatility here. From 'X-Men' to 'Hairspray' and now this? I think his fairytale naivety in the movie was amazing. His performance is rather convincing. He does have an ability to tickle the funnybone, something I never knew he had.
Susan Sarandon- Evil witch of the story, malevolent. Fullstop. Pretty much nothing to comment about her. Honestly, there isn't anything much to say considering she was her animated self at the beginning, when she finally came from that manhole, she turns herself into a dragon after maybe 15 minutes of the movie? But I thought she did a fairly good job at being the dragon, probably better than Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty =D
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Movie Review
Cast evaluation:-
Cameron Diaz- Well she is Hollywood's royalty known for her versatility to bring different roles. But i think she didn't shine as great as Kate Winslet in this movie, sorry to say. However, thumbs up for her 'trying to cry' efforts.
Kate Winslet-I thought she was amazing in this movie. Loved the British accent. Her various facial expressions in this movie was portrayed very well. Her lines are very genuine and really touches you. Good job!
Jude Law-I think Jude Law is a good actor for his sense of humour is one of a kind. He doesn't have to do silly things to make comedy. He isn't really the funny type but somehow he manages to make people laugh with his ethics. His role here is really different from 'Alfie' and it's nice to see a different side of him.
Jack Black- I've never been a fan of Jack Black. He's a very good comedian with stellar acting skills. But it is something about his character in this movie that you find it hard to relate to. It's not bad but not convincing enough. Maybe it's because he can't shed that funnyman image that causes the supposedly touching parts seem less moving. Nonetheless, towards the end, he kind of got the hang of it and delivered a mediocre acceptable performance.
I like reviewing movies. Maybe i should be a critic next time, free movies sound good eh? I think I'll write up on Enchanted next.
Big
I swear the lecturer has some kind of fondness or fetish for 'harimaus', yes tigers.
"Jalan raya adalah seperti mulut harimau, bahaya!"
*dont you agree, xian? he repeated harimau quite a few times during the start of the talk.*
and what made it harder to pay attention is that every sentence or two he completes, he smiles and grins so cheekishly I can hardly restrain from laughing.
????
My driving instructor is really strict on her students but surprisingly she breaks all the rules for ethical driving. She even stops on the yellow box! If I ever tried that, I think I'll end up with a knock on my temples with her fists. Yes, she's big. Big on the outside and a big personality.
p/s: Nigel isnt that hard to pronounce is it? dear lecturer, 'nee-gel'???, oh cmon."
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Random Things
The table here is too low for me*backache*
I'm looking at Bandar Utama College and found that it really looks like Stadhuys in Melacca.
The Iced Vanilla Brewed Coffee here tastes like 'kopi peng' from a kopitiam. Honestly, I can make better coffee than this. But the Java Chip makes all the difference.
Out of the 20+ people here, i think only one uses a Mac. No wonder Bill Gates is so rich.
Sis and Stef are being fickle and using the Magic 8 Ball to help them decide, occasionally Stef asks me how, but i'm equally fickle.
They're talking about booze night, i like the sound of that.
The pretty lady beside our table is eavesdropping.
I should be revitalized after some coffee but weirdly I can hardly keep my eyes open.
I'm dressed very slack and I think I look good dressed down.
I'm feeling comfy.
Starbucks is HEAVEN
Monday, December 10, 2007
Happy 100th!
Hope you had a sweet tasteful sixteenth birthday!Sorry i couldn't make it for the celebration, but my 1ooth post should be something worthwhile and i'm giving it to you.
Haha, kidding.
On a totally unrelated issue, i like my new blog header's pic. Snapped it while on vacation at Melaka.
The Price of Beauty
i can't believe i actually went for a facial session.
Mum talked me into it, and yeah i got talked into it.
Well, it's something you've to do when you no longer have baby-smooth skin but only pimples. Well, amidst the pain of pinching those nasty pimples, the beautician was pretty =D. And the face massage was good.
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Fair Chicks
1) Pretty, yes. Attractive, not. Maybe all the customers they end up attracting are the 'ah peks' and sick paedophiles.
2) Cute voice, yes. Loud and clear voice, no. They seem more like they're selling sex instead of the products when they whisper*psst psst* to the passerbys. Those with loud voice, it's back to number 1.
3) Make up, yes.Flawless complexion, no. Cause of the flaws? Too much make up! Cmon, you dont want to announce to the world that you're part of the circus.
Fair chicks tend to have an unfair package.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
The Newbie
How does the name sound for a restaurant?
Haha, no. That's the name of my newborn cousin. He's of mixed ethnicity, chinese and Brit. And 99% of these babies turn out very good looking. Just don't end up in the unfortunate 1%.
Welcome to the family, Zak!
The Newbie
How does the name sound for a restaurant?
Haha, no. That's the name of my newborn cousin. He's of mixed ethnicity, chinese and Brit. And 99% of these babies turn out very good looking.
Welcome to the family, Zak!
Monday, December 03, 2007
Phew!
spent the day painting the library walls and got my body infected with beige-coloured chicken pox.
the cool part is i hardly paint, so being the 'jakun', i was eager to paint, was kinda fun. don't believe it when they say fun times pass very quickly, my 'fun' lasted 4 hours, 4 dreadful and tedious hours.
went to the Celcom Centre to run some errands, yes i've to talk to their personnels in my labourer- like self. Haha, they must be amazed that i could converse in English so fluently. Did not try to lock eyes with the people around, just to avoid peculiar stares.
next, grocery shopping with Mum at Giant. those shoppers there must be thinking i'm the Ahmad or the housekeeper. i'm the tuan muda la!
so, moral of the story, get a change of clothes unless if you can endure a whole day being the centre of unwanted attention and not to mention a sneezy nose, achoo! =D
just give it time,
time heals,
here's to you.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Put into Words
So I could never get used to the beach
And I'm glad I never grew up on a mountain
To figure out how high the world could reach
I love the miles between me and the city
Where I quietly imagine every street
And I'm glad I'm only picturing the moment
I'm glad she never fell in love with me
For some the world's a treasure to discover
And your scenery should never stay the same
And they're trading in their dreams for
Explanations
All in an attempt to entertain
But I love the miles between me and the city
Where I quietly imagine every street
And I'm glad I'm only picturing the moment
I'm glad she never fell in love with me
The trick of love is to never let it find you
It's easy to get over missing out
I know the how's and whens,
but now and then,
She's all I think about
I wonder how it feels to be famous
But wonder is as far as I will go
Because I'd probably lose myself in all the Pictures
And end up being someone I don't know.
So it's probably best I stay in Indiana
Just dreaming of the world as it should be
Where every day is a battle to convince myself
I'm glad she never fell in love with me
indiana-jon mclaughlin
yeah never.
jon mclaughlin is one amazing artist.i'm not a fan of male singers but this is an exception.and this is the type of song i was hoping to bump into. "human" is also another good one.
Friday, November 30, 2007
The Legins
Not More 'Brown' Days
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Lala-fied Saturday
last Saturday, OU was infested with lalas, not only Cina but also Malays
their rainbow coloured hair was even more colourful than my banana split at Waffle World
those girls' hay-like hair.....i thought everyone wanted silky straight and soft hair on their heads, honestly i think the texture of their head hair and pubic hair is the same.
haha, sorry, just me and my thing againts lalas.nothing personal.
oh, and never go to the TM Point in DU at lunchtime....
no im not talking about the crowd, it's the BO the minute you enter the main entrance
ok, now i'm really heading off, start missing me.
Ciao!
Friday, November 23, 2007
Work Your Way.
Look, Banana!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
The Gardens
tomatoes, bright red tomatoes. dont you just love their glow?
Fruits, multi-colour, vibrant, i like.
green and orange, i like how the colours dont blend and create a fine contrast.
Flowers, what a variety.The many different colours add some zest and vibrancy into the pic.
Last but not least, bananas! The yellow and green are just asking to be photographed.
well, it's worth those peculiar stares....
i mean it's not everyday you see some dude taking photographs of vegetables at Cold Storage. =)
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Out to Sea
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Addiction
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Carnival Ride
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
really bored.
really really bored.
so i decided to ponder upon this....
"were there no women, men might live like gods"
-thomas dekker
does that mean that men who don't have sex are godly?
but i thought Greek gods are promiscuous.....
or could it be referring to the prosperity of gods...
sure those Chinese gods are filthy rich, if the exchange rate between earth and, well the other world is good, they might be listed in Forbes. and without women, men will undoubtly save their wallets from burning.
gods have the final say. They are superior. Will mens' superiority be better without womens' constant retaliation?
aiya, hate that quote la..it should be 'were there women'.
because when there are women(e.g. a wife), men restrict their sex partners. then they'll be more like gods. Gods are suppose to be looked up at anyway as respectable figures.
wives save their husbands' wallet from burning unnecessarily.i mean it's better to leave a hole in your wallet because of a Fendi bag rather than the typical male entertainment.
and with women melting when presented with a sweet doing, without fail men will exude an aura of superiority.
it's mutual. you're happy and i'm happy.marriage is blissful.
did i mention that my latest ambition is to become a marriage counsellor?
i'll earn big bucks.i can drag on some pathetic quote to imply realisation.if it's 500 bucks an hour.......








