When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
(sila tadakan tangan anda untuk bacaan doa....)
Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.
(haha, full of shit)
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
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Actual Headline: Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isnt a train.
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While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence to the UN: "We're absolutely sure Saddam has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts)
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
A restaurant is the only place where people are happy when they're fed up.
