N.S.

N.S.= National Service?

i think not.

N.S.= Not Sane


Believe me I've nothing against N.S. although I'll be really reluctant if I got picked*touches wood*


I just have something against the N.S's TV commercial. It's all bull.

"Jurulatih semua baik-baik belaka"

That line is all it takes to turn you off.

Speak the truth, people!

i think N.S. and moral education have a lot of things in common.

don't you?

That Thing Called L.O.V.E

Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.
breathe, just breathe

A team of medical experts in Virginia contends you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.
so next time you meet someone new, save them the trouble and KISS em.

It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.
anyone wants to have recess with me?

It's the unmarried girl under the age of 21 who's statistically most inclined to get a headache. It's a proven fact, too, that few patients in mental hospitals even get a headache
bottom line, get married at 13 to save you the headache.

In medieval Italy kisses weren't taken -- or given -- lightly. If a man and a woman were seen embracing in public they could be forced to marry.
talk about public display of affection

The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours.
and that's a lot of calories burnt =D

Husbands who kiss their wives before leaving home in the morning have been documented to live five years longer than those who do not.
the power of love...

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love. * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. * 6% propose over the phone.
i'm okay with the rest. but which idiot would agree to a proposal through the phone.

Florida law forbids a housewife there to break more than three dishes a day
or else....

The ladies of old Rome customarily put perfumed swan's fat in their bathtubs filled with donkey milk.
and that's supposed to make them beautiful. believe it.

The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife... so they can split the chores.
i'm speechless

Girls get about five times as many warts as do boys.
ahah, better stock up on those SK-IIs and Estee Lauder, girls.

In men the hypothalamus (small organ near the brain stem) is larger than in most women. When provoked, the hypothalamus heightens rage, thirst, hunger and desire; possibly explaining boys' more rambunctious behavior.
if girls can use PMS as a reason, here's one for the boys.

What does "getting a Valentine" mean in criminal jargon?it means Receiving a one-year jail sentence
still hoping for a Valentines?

The word "paradise" originally was the Persian word for a royal amusement park.
the word definitely came from a king watching his half naked concubines dancing in the park

Experts insist that the average person falls in love seven times before marriage.
still counting...

The heart is the most common symbol of romantic love. Ancient cultures believed the human soul lived in the heart. Others thought it to be the source of emotion and intelligence. Some believed the heart embodied a man's truth, strength and nobility. The heart may be associated with love because the ancient Greeks believed it was the target of Eros, known as Cupid to the Romans. Anyone shot in the heart by one of Cupid's arrows would fall hopelessly in love. Because the heart is so closely linked to love, it's red color is thought to be the most romantic.
L.O.V.E is universal

Dear Violet Lee,

The card I gave you seemed blank huh?
*if you happen to read this, you can always print it out and stick it on the card, ehehe*

You know in your high school years, there'll always be someone who will have a spectacular birthday. Yours is one of them. I had a great time there. Thanks for inviting.

We had our ups and downs.

2004: Our innocent minds were just starting to discover things. I'm glad to discover it with you.
Remember the car wash? good ol times eh?

2005: We grew up a little. Classes were fun sitting behind you and watching you hide behind
textbooks doing you know what

2006: I think this was the year we had that special bond. We sat away from each other but you
always chased Neal away to sit beside me. I liked that. We looked good in the kimonos
(go to the library comp and steal the pics)

2007: We kinda fell apart. I think I'll call this the rediscovering phase. We kinda lost each other,
or rather I did. =D

2008: The year has not ended. We were off to an awkward start. I don't know how you feel
but I'm better. Are you happy where we stand in each other's hearts now? I am.

Violet Lee, thanks for FIVE beautiful years.

The journey with you had been great, sometimes we stop walking and tell each other stories of our lives. Sometimes we walk into different paths. Yet in the strangest and weirdest ways our paths cross again. Sometimes we discover each other again like how fishball-eye-girl discovered the geek way back then. Let's keep walking and see what happens next. =D

what's wrong with silence?

we speak through our hearts.

Hell, You're Smart.

You know the Chinese mind is really complicated...

They can think of things no other man can...

And that's why Chinese and the China market are successful.

They extend their intelligence even to the afterworld.

I mean, when you burn those big big Mercedes cars, haven't you thought of how to fuel them?

You burn your ancestor a petrol station too.

Hell's economy will be boosted.

Wonder how much petrol will cost there though, I mean...a piece of Hell's Bank Note is worth at least five figures.

Qing Ming is amazing.

Seriously, a petrol station?

Wedding Bells? The Good and The Bad.

You know the Hong Kong TVB Drama, To Grow With Love?

It irks me a little.

One failed marriage, fine, wrong timing.

Two failed marriages? No luck with fate? Never mind, third time's the charm.

No doubt. Three failed marriages. The only reason left is.....

No reason at all.

Go die, you've lost all fate and faith.

19 years of irreconcilable differences.

Kudos to you, Robin Williams.

This One's For The Girls

MENopause

MENtal stress

MENstrual cramps

why do all problems start with men?

girls, we're not all that bad.

The Toilet's Wow Effect

After 5 years in SMKDJ, today was a historical moment for me as i stepped foot into the boys' washroom beside the school's hall.

It was undeniably cleaner than the other washrooms and it also has a full or 3/4 length mirror for the vainpots.

However, nothing fits better in a toilet than encouraging words like COOPERATION and SUCCESS.

Hmm, I wonder....how do you actually practice those values in the toilet? Better not let my imaginations run wild. =D

the ingenious people of the school

spreads good values whereever 'appropriate'

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. !

I never imagined myself saying this but

I love you, Nabi!

Your birth gave me a day of holiday!

and that means more sleep.

dont have to thank me in my dreams.

you're too kind

Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing.

There is a time for silence.

A time to let go...

And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.

Gloria Naylor

how true.

now i need a friend to help me overcome...

enjinmatinophobia.

bless me.

The Recap

* Took my foot off the brake pedal. Stepped the clutch pedal hard. Goes into the first gear. Handbrake down.Go!*

Instructor: Slowly....slowly...slowly lift your foot off the clutch.

*Lifted foot slowly....slowly....slowly...*

Nigel: It's moving!

*a little too much, too fast off the clutch. enjin mati laa*

=.='

must be better next time around! i dont even want to imagine how i look practicing my turning on the imaginary steering wheel. well, a little humiliation for better driving.

Tension of Opposites

"Have I told you about the tension of opposites?"
The tension of opposites?

Life is a series of pulls back and forth.
You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't.
You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted.-
A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle.
Sounds like a wrestling match, I say.
A wrestling match.
He laughs.
Yes, you could describe life that way.-
So which side wins, I ask?Which side wins?
He smiles at me, the crinkled eye, the crooked teeth.

"Love wins. Love always wins."

Games, The Real Playground is Your Mind.

A BLOKE IN Philadelphia has been convicted of murdering his 17-month-old daughter after she knocked his Xbox over.Twenty-seven-year old Tyrone Spellman seems to have gone bonkers at daughter Alayiah after she pulled on the leads to his console, knocking it over.

I read in disbelief.

What's next? PS 2? Nintendo?

i remember posting about a divorce because of Counter Strike.

Games, who's playing who really.

no wonder he's called tyrone.

what a tyrant,

playing truant.

Young at Heart

my dirty little secret...

i love going to playgrounds and watch little kids

the michael jackson in me.hehe

just kidding, i just never lost the fondness for playgrounds since i was a kid

i get utterly excited by playgrounds.

the inner child in me, not the michael jackson.

well, time to grow up.

me against the world.

The Joke's On You

A good old samaritan died on Friday, 7th March 2008 and he met God.
Because he was a good person his whole life through, God gave him a choice to spend eternity in heaven or hell.

Samaritan: I don't know, God. Can I check out both places before deciding?
God: Sure, it's your call. Where do you want to go first?
Samaritan: Hell.
God: Okay, let us go to hell.

*hell was a lively place. everybody seemed to be enjoying 'life'. every need of every individual was taken care of and they live in prosperity*

Samaritan: Wow, hell is some kind of a place. They actually get everything they need here. The caretakers of hell are really kind.
God: So, you want to live in hell?
Samaritan: Let's check heaven out first.

*heaven was a peaceful paradise. angels playing the harps and soft comfy clouds you can lie on everyday*

Samaritan: Heaven is paradise. But, it's a little too quiet for me.
God: So, your choice is?
Samaritan: I'll take hell.

* God visited him a week later*

God: How're you doing?
Samaritan: Preposterous! What happened to the caretakers? They're ignoring us, we plead for our needs but in vain! Why are they doing this?We're suffering!
God: Haiya, good samaritan. Simple lah. Last week, it was before their general elections mah. Now that it's over.......

Just When You Think

Korean dramas are sickening

try watching this 'i-dont-know-what-title' Chinese drama on 8TV.

Good heavens, an hour long drama with an hour long of crying scenes.

The actress cries from pillar to pillar/ tiang to tiang / balcony to balcony/verandah to verandah and guess what....

she killed herself in the end.

Well thank god she jumped of the last balcony she cried on and right before i say 'woman, go to hell lah'. nah, i think she'll end up in heaven for sparing my eardrums.a good deed indeed. =D

If you ever question whether angels cry, I think I've an answer for you now.

poor heaven creatures,

just when you thought your sufferings in the mortal world ends,

here's to torment for eternity with your newest angel.haha.

Loving Tuesdays

Put down your books, you've got nothing to lose but your grades- Morrie

Cemerlang It Is

Hey, Djians, did you guys realise that there's a new 'obstacle' in our path recently built at the canteen?


They call it the Tower of Excellence.
*ooh ahh oooooo*


The library is in charge of filling the excellent tower with excellent things.
I'm thinking, a large portrait of myself.

or....

a super duper large word that would be none other than......

'STUPID'

because it's what the school is.

now that's excellent.

Murdered.

Casefile: Spiritual death

COD: Excessive indulgence in formulae and principles.

Prime suspect: Physics

Accomplice: Biology

Victim: ME

if this is only the first term, i wouldn't want to know what SPM will do.

gruesome.

Red and Blue Alert!

They reprimand people for drawing graffiti under the bridges of KL, but it seems that no one is doing anything about the vast vandalism of red and blue and a little green around town.


It's legal to stick anything during the pre-election period, aint it?

Why don't we draw a poster of a red rocket standing in the middle balancing a weight balance and a green flag with a white round circle serving as its base.

there you go, national integration.

isn't it what we all yearn for?

never gonna happen.

Honey, Honey?

Honey Trapping, a growing trend in Singapore.

It goes like this. Hired private investigators use sexy women and handsome men as bait to test the fidelity and faithfulness of their clients' spouses.
Such service can cost up to $5000-$18000 for a month's work. Regular surveillance will cost MORE.


A typical scenario; She bumps into a guy at MRT stations or where possible, asks to borrow his cellphone or simply drops a file.

"Basically we're setting up the trap for these men to bite, and 90% of the time they will"-PI

My POV: 1) Are Singaporean women that insecure about themselves? Sheesh, these ah lians....
2) Try giving fish to a hungry cat and tell him he's only allowed to stare at it, not eat
it. Husband yang loyal pun jadi tak loyal dibuat isteri-isteri ini.
3) I thought the MRT station scene only happens in Hong Kong dramas?
4) If you think the person you call honey at home is as sweet as honey, think again.

what's love when it leads to suspicion?

Lost and Found, Time and Tide.

.

see that dot up there? it's what we all call a fullstop.

some things in life just needs to end at some point.

sometimes the point makes such a sharp turn, you can't look back.

and i think it's about time for it to take a turn.

Sometimes people can go missing right before our very eyes.

Sometimes, people discover you, even though they've been looking at you the entire time.

Sometimes we lose sight of ourselves when we're not paying enough attention.

We all get lost once in a while, sometimes by choice, sometimes due to forces beyond our control.

When we learn what it is our soul needs to learn, the path presents itself.

Sometimes we see the way out but wander farther and deeper despite ourselves; the fear, the anger or the sadness prevent us from returning.

Sometimes we prefer to be lost and wandering; sometimes it's easier.

Sometimes we find our own way out.

But regardless, always, we are found. -a place called here, cecelia ahern.

again, it's the wheel of the world.

turning around.

it doesnt even stop.

that's why you move with it.

and when you move with it, you're doing something called living

HaHaHaHaHaHa

and that's the last laugh

Impatience.

I'm anticipating Cecelia Ahern's new novel

'Thanks For The Memories"

well, second place is the first second best.
5 Balau, good job!

Amy Drughouse

She wrote the lyrics wrongly, must be smoking pot at that time.

it should be...

'they try to make me go to rehab and i said i'll go, i'll go, i'll go.'

because she DID!

the most ironic song of the year won song of the year. there, perfect fit.

Absurd Happenings

V.K. Lingam's former secretary G. Jayanti told the inquiry that no one was present when she received a cash payment of RM3000 from ACA officer, Wong Chee Kong in 1998.

So, what happens when the ACA itself is corrupted?

You form an ACA for the ACA lah

Chances are it'll turn out corrupted too, but who cares.

Corruption,corruption in the air.

On an unrelated note, I was intrigued by the headline of YAHOO! when I entered the website this morning.

"I'm real, and you're giving me up for a fantasy land. You're destroying your life, your six-year marriage, and you're giving it up for something that isn't even real."

World of Warcraft causes a wife to divorce her addicted husband. I guess he has been 'bang bang bang-ing' the enemies in the game but did not realise the thing being shot down was his marriage.

Absurdities.

They don't get mad when their girlfriends call them bitches.
But a naive male calls them a female dog, they go purple with rage.

They don't mind calling themselves camwhores.
But when you say, 'Hey whore!'. They mock you back until you're speechless.*blink blink*

Men will always be men.

Women will always be women.

Men never understand the need for shopping in women's lives just like women never understood why men ditch them for the English Premier League.

And that's why they love each other.

Embrace diversities.

Happy Valentines Day!

humans are amazing.

but i salute the geese, they only have one partner their whole life through.

Resuming from Previous Post.

Petronas' 2008 CNY commercial is very disturbing.

in a good way...

The boy's acting is really genuine, much better than the casts of "Cuci" or "Jangan Pandang Belakang" I dare say

The Creative Minds of Petronas.

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I couldn't find 2004's. 2008's is amazing but yet to be posted.

Tickle That Funny Bone!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
(sila tadakan tangan anda untuk bacaan doa....)


Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.
(haha, full of shit)


All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.


If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.


Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.


Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row



Actual Headline: Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training



Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.



Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.



There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isnt a train.



MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.


Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence to the UN: "We're absolutely sure Saddam has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts)


Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


A restaurant is the only place where people are happy when they're fed up.

I'm Rented!

Star Two today had a very heart wrenching article. I cannot imagine eating mud, seriously.

Can't do much about that, but I've found an easier option for charity.








http://www.rentyoursoul.com/





All i can say is, put your camwhoring skills to good use!

It's not too much to ask for. just your smile and your soul!

check out my soul there!

The Revolution

It happened quite randomly. The story goes like this.


*walks past LaSenza*
Monica: We should've sat here so Nigel can see.
Nigel: Hmm, revolutionary bra?
Monica: Haha
Nigel:I would only claim a bra revolutionary when it can really make revolutions around breasts.
Monica: Haha(again)
Nigel: A revolutionary bra should be able to make revolutions around the breasts and perform a self breast examination for the ladies. Then this will be definitely promote breast cancer awareness.
Monica: Yeah, why don't you invent one?
Nigel: Don't care.
Monica: You must before someone else thinks of it and invents it.
Nigel: Right, and then it'll be called Nigel Teh Lingerie Co. and women around the world would be wearing Nigel Tehs like Jimmy Choos.
Monica: Yeah yeah. Haha, then women will wear Nigel Tehs on their chests.What else?
Nigel: Panties.
Monica: Oh what will the panties do? Ah, I know check for cervical cancer.
Nigel: Ah yes yes, and also vibrates behind to tone the butts.



What a scintillating conversation. I crack myself up.

Watch out world, the next multi-millionaire is coming at you.

I shall also have an annual lingerie fashion show like Victoria's Secret.

Imagine revolutionary bras and vibrating panties on the runway.

Great, I'm a business mogul and a pervert.

Dong Dong Chang

There was this small column in The Star a few days back...

A man in Britain striked the lottery and won himself a whopping 30 million pounds.*that's a lot of money alright*. And he claimed that he is willing to give every penny of it away just for something. to have more time. more time with his wife. yeah, he's suffering from a critically fatal heart defect and will die any moment.

Money is a lot of things, that's undeniable, but it isn't everything.

my principle.

and the 'a lot of things' definitely don't include time and love.

as much as i wish it can buy me the days gone by and the love lost, it really cant.

Oops

This year is really sexed up.

What's with all the sex scandals of high-profile peeps?

After the highly publicised Dr. Chua's, now comes Edison Chen, Gillian Chung and Bobo Chen.

Threesome? Feels like a scene out of 'Wild Things'.

And their reasons just sound like a joke out of 'Scary Movie'.

pathetic

Nothing blog-worthy

just a quote to share

"The heart of education is the education of the heart"

i better dig deep into my History text, something tells me what my heart needs to learn is in it.

Pak Sako will tell me.

and so he said.

Sense and Sensitivity(Not Sensibility)

I've a DVD of it with really bad quality.

The subtitles can make sad scenes hillarious.

Stopped watching halfway through.

Yes, I'm a sucker for love stories. Sigh, nothing a single man can do except get inspired by love stories that happen only in well, stories.

Love escapes the finality of death.

Agreed?

p.s. I'm not complaining about being single.

Tribute to The Gay Cowboy.

28 is rather young to die.

His life was rather colourful, being a Casanova and a gay cowboy.

This Joker never knew joking would be the last thing he would do before he dies.

Death is no joke.

*moment of silence*

God put us on this carnival ride, we close out eyes never knowing where it'll take us from here.

Babies are born and at the same time, someone's taking their last breath.

It's the wheel of the world turning around, it never slows down.

Drought

I have run dry on blog worthy things.
There's a drought devastating my brain.
But please, do still read on.

And I'm starting to realise most of our wallets suffer from anorexia. Drastic weight lost and significant decrease in size. sigh, urban life.

i'm also seeing lovey-dovey things appearing around me, another lonely 14th February.

buonanotte.

i'm tired.

of so many things.

I like the evening sun after the rain. the golden rays, somewhat peaceful.

the world doesnt stop for your broken heart.

ok, now, back to Tatabahasa. =D

the feelings renewed everytime we meet.

and i become silly again.

My Privilege

Not even the teachers get to do what I can

I strutted my way on the meeting tables in the Bilik Gerakan like a supermodel.

and had a karaoke session.

sat on Datin's seat too...

the best part of it?

jumping on the ceiling above Hamizan's office.

Be envious!

next stop, the school's office.

I Amaze Myself.

I tend to surprise myself in ways I never thought possible.

I realised I look like a labourer.

Where's My Attorney?

Karpal Singh or whoever it takes to sue them, i don't give a damn.

Casefile

The Accused: SMKDJ

Victim: Nigel Teh and others

Witnesses: Approx. 2000 others

Evidence: Experience.

Crime: 1) Theft of a Saturday from sleep deprived students.

2) Involvment in a conspiracy to con students.

3)Compensation given is not on par with the should be value.

I feel utterly violated of my rights.

Oh, I forgot to add...

I spent my birthday with...

Reese Witherspoon!

yes, i'm a fan, sue me

Ah, yes, 'Rendition' was really good.

Thought provoking.

Age Is Just A Number.

Yes, at 17, I'm still very young at heart. I still get excited when I see playgrounds and have always wanted to go into that Space Adventure playground near OU's GSC.

My birthday this year just made Saturdays in school seem a little less bad than it is.

I got birthday wishes from Grace everytime she bumps into me, and we bumped into each other quite a number of times I must say.

Thanks a lot to Jo, Zhao, Zoe and my beloved Neal Tan for the shirt.
*joanne, i loved the card, more than the shirt*

Amanda and Soo Ern gave me the cutest present I've received in years, even cuter than the teddies I got when I was six. I REALLY liked it, honest!

My librarians. Thanks much for the wishes...Great granddad here is getting older by the day, don't make him even more stressed.

Monica Choy, thanks for everything. and I really mean EVERYTHING. How many things exactly? Haha.

My dear sis, absolutely loved the card you made. You made it in my fav colour too!

Suki and Rachel thanks for the "exceptional" birthday wish.
"Happy Birthday, Monkey?!?"

Xiannie, I knew all along you would remember my birthday! Just to pick on you, It's what I do right?


Lay Shu, I like the present you offered. Do my homework nice nice arr.


and


everyone else who bothered to wish this nobody. =D

"I'm a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I'm perfect"

The 11th Day of January is.....

officially chocolate day


the

choco chip cookies,

kitkat,

timeout,

hersheys,

chipsmore,

toblerone,

chocolate spread

and dutch lady chocolate


can be summarized into 3Fs

f***in good, friends on frenzy and freaking fattening.

my beloved Neal Tan came up with the idea

disclaimer: no prizes for guessing the mastermind behind this. ah yes, no chocolates too, haha.sorry.

crazy things done by crazy people will make you day just

CRAZY.

i like.

shoo, homework, shoo!


i need a good sleep.

on the other hand,
wake me from this dream
whatever way works.

The Aging Thing

"Is that your sister?"
"No, she's my teacher for god's sake!"


"Are you a college student?"
"I'm not even 17 yet!"

It's because of such questions, L'oreal and Olay get all the KACHINGs!

I think i can pass the 18SG/SX/PG rule at the theatres easily now.

With such an 'old' look, maybe i should try the club bouncers.

Bye Bye Minister

He's gone?

He's gone.

Sigh, politics.

Malaysians, say hello to your new friend in town, obesity.

the man againts obesity is on a strict diet from politics.

and we are going to become a fat nation.

New Friend

I think I'll have a new best friend in school throughout 2008.

His/Her/Its name is WORK

Librarian, Kerjaya, PRS, Interact

My final year in high school is going to be happening.

I'm a senior already. Let's see how the freshmen this year turn out.

Braving and bracing myself. oh god.

*deep breaths*

here goes....

i dont think i'll make very good friends with WORK.

i've been on good terms with his enemy, PROCRASTINATION during the holidays.

The Blissful State

Johor is a really happening state I tell you

In the recent year, the state has been flooded by

i) Water
ii) Snatch thieves

These serious issues really alarmed the public and caused quite a stir.

but...


they are nothing compared to the recent 'flood'


Johorians are bewildered by something extra 'special' this new year, and I would have to say it's going to attract more attention to the country than Visit Malaysia 2007.

Health is definitely wealth.

happy new year, Malaysia