Picture Perfect

Canon EOS 400D

Nikon D40

I'll get my hands on you

one day.....

one fine day...

im bored.

really bored.

really really bored.

so i decided to ponder upon this....



"were there no women, men might live like gods"
-thomas dekker



does that mean that men who don't have sex are godly?


but i thought Greek gods are promiscuous.....


or could it be referring to the prosperity of gods...


sure those Chinese gods are filthy rich, if the exchange rate between earth and, well the other world is good, they might be listed in Forbes. and without women, men will undoubtly save their wallets from burning.


gods have the final say. They are superior. Will mens' superiority be better without womens' constant retaliation?


aiya, hate that quote la..it should be 'were there women'.


because when there are women(e.g. a wife), men restrict their sex partners. then they'll be more like gods. Gods are suppose to be looked up at anyway as respectable figures.


wives save their husbands' wallet from burning unnecessarily.i mean it's better to leave a hole in your wallet because of a Fendi bag rather than the typical male entertainment.


and with women melting when presented with a sweet doing, without fail men will exude an aura of superiority.


it's mutual. you're happy and i'm happy.marriage is blissful.



did i mention that my latest ambition is to become a marriage counsellor?


i'll earn big bucks.i can drag on some pathetic quote to imply realisation.if it's 500 bucks an hour.......

The Raya Doings

reading about autism

being a dummy

Spreading the word

Met a saviour for my lips

a cracked lens

all things leather

a scalded thumb

that's pretty much what i did for the Raya week apart from singing along with The Eagles' Desperado.

Yeah, i'm desperate.

So Small

'Cause sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand

What you've been up there searching forforever

is in your hands

When you figure out love is all that matters after all

It sure makes everything else

seem so small

yeah, anticipating the "carnival ride" on 0ct 23...

its gonna make everything seem so small

curious?

i am too, just like you.

Accomplished

yeah, my chemistry project is completed
one down, lots more to go

anyway.....

do you like avocados?

ever enjoyed their freshly squeezed juices

or slice them and put them on both your eyes to eliminate dark circles

or mash them up for facial mask?

well.......

just so you know,

the word avocado......

is derived....

from the ancient Aztec word.....

'testicle' =)

enjoy.

Learn The Hard Way

guess what?

latest research shows that people who suffer from migraine tend to have better memory....

now i know how to ace my history and bio

1) burn the midnight oil the day before and arise the following day with a headache

2)get someone to whack my head before i sit for the paper

*1st option preferable*

ah,

now thats what you called learning the hard way.

success doesnt come easy

Possessions

Sometimes I wake up crying at night

And sometimes I scream out your name

What right does He have to take your heart away

When for so long you were mine -you were mine, dixie chicks

But even those old pictures have

begun to fade.....

and all i can hear in the silence,

are the words i couldn't and didn't say

and actions that are in vain,

all i can do now is just close my eyes,

with some country,

to recollect moments i left behind,

and a little tears when night falls,

conspiracies and controversies

makes me wonder how dark the human heart can get

i certainly do miss you,

i really really do.

i certainly hate them,

i really really do.

Easy silence that you make for me

It's okay when there's nothing more to say to me

And the peaceful quiet you create for me

And the way you keep the world at bay for me

The way you keep the world at bay

-easy silence,dixie chicks

its silent now.

as much as i dont want it to be.

it is.-legin het

Feuds

what is life without drama

from catfights in a canteen

to threats to BURN someone up

to mission steal-boyfriend-from-bitch

ahh.....

just the things you need to zest it up eh?

what is life but a black and white Audrey Hepburn movie

if without drama to make it as sexy as a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

but im enjoying all the CNN broadcasting

and watching it like good ole sitcom comedy Phua Chu Kang.

Life's just a beau,dont you agree.

I'm Lovin It

I love the library

I love MPS

Life is pretty much kind right now.

I'm posting something un-emoish because Pn Monica who reads my blog said my blog is too emo. So im doing something to please her, something i hardly or probably never did.haha.

Well blame me for your asking-to-be-bullied face.

Pn Monica,

you're so photogenic.i love your candid shots.

it'll be a wee bit cruel to post your pics here, undoubtedly will cause embarassment
*resisting clicking on the post a pic icon*

but squid, i love you la

you never fail to make my day

and thats what makes me sing

"my heart goes sha la la la la"

Time, Unfolds.

Sometimes it just takes a little courage

Sometimes it just needs a little pushing

Sometimes it just needs some believing

Sometimes it just needs a voice

Sometimes it just as simple as when it births in our minds without complications

Sometimes it just takes time

But

Always, you need to keep people close to your heart.

and

occasionally my blog becomes a melancholic item

but

we will never lose whats on the inside

learn the beauty of life

and a little grammar =)

Emotions, Take Control!

Its really not my kind of day today

Every time i lift my hopes up, they always turn me down-could've been

i think i suffer from OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder)

i just cannot tolerate not completing something as planned

i dont take detours

i finish them under most circumstances

i hate half cooked stuff,with the exception of eggs.

i must finish up things i have in mind.

i hate losing things or leaving things behind.

i've so much to do.

i'm not maximizing my holidays

i'm not ready for school again

i promised myself to study during the holidays yet failed to do so

i dont cope well with stress

i need to pick up the pieces.

with an aching stomach now...

i dont know why im still blogging

i know why.

i've so many unspoken words

so much i need to say

and thats not even half of the things i wanna shout out

i want to voice out yet i dont know how

i know but i dont know

ok

im going mental

good night!

All Things Beyond

all things beyond the comprehension and action of the human mind,

my mind

are the things break you down.


The memories of our lovin',
Still linger in the air,
Like the fainted scent of your roses,
They stay with me everywhere

Every time I get my hopes up,
They always seem to fall.
Still what could've been,
Is better than,
What could never be at all, at all

~could've been-tiffany

Language of The Clams & Out of Desperation

You know what irks me more about friendster.

It is the abundance of clams, who speak

.

Hmm, not exactly what i had in mind.

Its more of these

Its nothing personal, i just dont like them.

The pictures took my breath away, technically not literally.Whats worse than "cute" pictures? Their language!

99.9% of their testimonials and comments, sent or received has

wor

hor

liao

hihi

mind to intro?

above them all, i hate the phrase "mind to intro"

hey guess what, shut up.

Their range of vocabulary starts goes like this

wor-----------------------------mind to intro?

No further than that. more than 3 words, ouch to their simple minds.

In a non related case, i found this in The Star today.Which i thought deserved the RM50.

Mohd Yunus

Kampong Jubai SC

Labu Besar Kulim

Kedah

Umur:39 thn

Ingin mencari pasangan JANDA yang umur tiga puluhan. JANDA yang tiada anak.boleh.JANDA yang ada anak 1.boleh.

Jika ada JANDA yang boleh berkenalan sila hubungi dengan talian 019-5602192

Tak lawa tak apa janji baik hati.

Dont you find it hillarious?He wrote it in red btw,exactly what i posted.

Moral of the story:

1) Love knows no barrier.

2) The fetish of humans run wild.

3) Avoid Kampong Jubai in Kedah,the world has gone crazy, or rather our Jelapang Padi.

The Best Source of Entertainment

When you find yourself rotting in front of your history textbooks or getting your mood murdered by an add maths question, i've the perfect solution!

Its fat free, promotes a toned face and reduces stress hormones.

It seems like im promoting some cosmetics!

No, there is no Covergirl or L'oreal today.

Laughter is the best medicine and get them FOC(minus the 77 bucks you pay every month though) from EMO blogs.

Its darn sadistic to extract laughter from people's misery but the thing is, is it really miserably miserable? They story their life into some drama worse than the lives of those suffering from malnutrition in Africa, yeah its really cliche' to compare it this way but when you read them it really makes you wonder and ponder and LAUGH!

EMO=Emotional Minds Online

Yeah, thats the definition for the cyber-world EMO victims,or so they say.


I dont mean to spark controversy over their rights to babble about their OWN lives, i'll make it up to you by allowing you to tell me right in my ear.
*promise i wont laugh

This post is offensive, yet offense is the best defence.

I dont kiss the asses people tell me to as i retain my rights to view anything publicly exposed.

Interested in emo-blog-reading therapy?Just call "1800-emo-haha".
nah just leave a msg on the tagboard.


Over and out.......laughing.

Happy Wesak Day, Or So It Should Be

Buddhists all over the world gather on this very meaningful day to celebrate an auspicious event.








On Wesak Day, Buddhists all over the world commemorate events of significance to Buddhists of all traditions: The birth, enlightenment and the passing away of Gautama Buddha. As Buddhism spread from India it was assimilated into many foreign cultures, and consequently Wesak is celebrated in many different ways all over the world.


courtesy of wikipedia(again!)








And one of the ways of celebrating Wesak Day is by releasing pigeons or some other creatures if pigeons arent readily available. My dad's friend's wife once released a frog. She bought it from the pet store then released it. Things money can do for you.





But my lil brother celebrated it extra special this year, we dont usually celebrate though, not devouted Buddhists. Hehe.





He did it like this..........

Yup, he dug up some soil and saw earthworms wriggling joyfully.Short is their joy.

Took them and burn 'em. Now that's hot! Not.

Animals seem to go euphoric when its some special day.

Remember December 26?

Well, we put our rabbits,male and female together after separation. Man, you can guess what happens next. I thought of taking a picture or a video, cute but definitely 18SX. Might corrupt the young minds who visit my blog.

The reason they were but together in a small cage is because we're kinda abandoning them*tears*. Its too time consuming and troublesome to take care of pets who defecate too many milo pops.Well, i do miss 'em!

Look on the bright side though, we're releasing animals today too. Just in a slightly different way. Always choose to view things from different angles. =)

Respect For The Disabled

You know,

in every continent,

in every country,

in every state,

in every province,

in every town,

on every street,

there is sure to be disabled people.

They have become part of our lives and deserved to be treated equally and share the same human rights as any one of us.

Disability as defined in Wikipedia is a condition or function judged to be significantly impaired relative to the usual standard of an individual or their group. The term is often used to refer to individual functioning, including physical impairment, sensory impairment, cognitive impairment, intellectual impairment or mental health issue.

You might be wondering why the random post about disabilities.

But this post has a special meaning,

this post is dedicated to the epitome of the disabled.

This special character although disabled, is very articulate and debates well.

Who is this person you asked?

Why its none other than..................................

NEAL TAN JUJIAN!

Disclaimer: This post is not meant in any form to insult or degrade anyone besides the specified.

P/s: If Neal finds out about this, my life is over.So my readers, unless he visits my blog......Shhhh. =)

Lets Do A Lil Mathematics

Yeah, maths.

Lets assume that i live till 80(i did a test, i was expected to live till 83 anyway)


That chilli i accidentally ate took 20 years off my life.Damn it was hot!Took me 3 cubes of ice and a bottle of water to chill my poor tongue.


The box of books i took home and back to school took 15 years off again. Thanks a lot recruits!You guys repaid my effort by your "remarkable" performance during practice.What a way to thank me. You're all very much welcomed.


All the homework/tuition/co-cu activities/projects/exams are taking 50 years away from me. Due to stress and over-thinking and not early aging, my hair is turning white. And i dont need every single person to tell me that.One is more than enough. I'm 16 btw, not 60.


Lack of sleep makes me feel lethargic everyday so bye-bye 5 years.


So, the bottom line is

I've -10 years left to live......


wait that doesnt make any sense.


a negative?

Oh god,i dont wanna die young.


I've still the world to see!

Laughter The Best Medicine

Here are a lil somethings to tickle your funny bone


Doctor: "I've some bad news and some worse news.The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to live."
Patient:"Thats bad news, what could be worse?"
Doctor:"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."



Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.Impatient to turn in his term paper,one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid's ten page report.
The topic? "Save our trees."



It is so rare to be offered a meal on airlines these days that I was surprised to hear the flight attendant ask the man sitting in front of me

"Would you like dinner?"

"What are my choices," he responded.

"Yes or no," she said.




Noted at the bottom of a receipt for funeral arrangements:

"Thank you.Please come again."




Doctors used to get calls at any hour. One night a man phoned, waking me up. "Im sorry but i think my wife has appendicitis".
Still half asleep, I reminded him that I had taken his wife's inflammed appendix out a couple years ago."Whoever heard of a second appendix?"I asked.
"You may not have heard of a second appendix, but surely you've heard of a second wife," he replied.

Teachers and Their Philosophies

One of the best things about being in 4 Balau are the teachers.

They are just hillarious in their own ways,never failing to make students laugh.


Even a grin from a history teacher sends us rocketing sky high in laughter.Oh, and a moutaining tone that wakes you from the sleepiest chapters of history.

A Biology teacher whom has a sarcastically funny sense of humour. You know, we are constantly in a dilemma whether to answer her questions. It just sends you so over the edge in a good way when she goes 360 degrees with your answer and end up with something silly thus making you look silly.Haha

And not to forget an Add Maths teacher who has a smile so cute it cracks you up.
*p/s: never tell your add maths teacher about a friend trying to grip your privates, there are only 2 possibilities, she getting furious or shoots you a look that drives your jaw muscles nuts.*


And then comes a Mod Maths teacher who is so cool you cant find her elsewhere. She listens to Akon, Justin Timberlake and even went to a PCD concert. A Chem teacher that pronounces an Italian/French/Spanish name so funnily it triggers your laughing receptors.


Above them all, a great BM teacher who can multi task. She's a teacher,obviously, a diagnotician,a news caster, papparazzi and a palm reader. Her skills showed that Amanda will be a surgeon, Eugene will not marry, Kai Ping is loyal, and Jay Yang will have a beautiful bride. Its a wonder how a "karangan" class can turn into some palm reading session.


4 Balau is just full of laughter and themselves.