I'm back.

I'm back from camp.

I'm back as a better man.

I'm back with a sunburnt shoulder.

I'm back with a swollen knee.

I'm back missing the times I enjoyed during my final librarian camp.

I'm back to my darling blog.

I'm back with a lot of photos but don't expect to see any, I don't photoblog. I'm too lazy.

I'm back thinking what I should do for the rest of the week.

I'm back realising how sexy the girls' school uniform is, but wonders why I was never turned on in school.

Women

You got to admit it. Women nowadays are really on a level above their male counterparts.

The universities now are flooded with estrogen overpowering the testosterone.

They have the ability to rule countries, from Queen Elizabeth II to Hillary Clinton(though highly unlikely).


Let's not forget the domestic engineer a.k.a the housewife. Housewives are great multi-taskers. They are chaffeurs, chefs, teachers, janitors etc etc.

But above all....

You have got to applaud them for their amazing sensory receptors

When the average human, usually a man, has only 5 receptors namely

touch, heat,cold,pain and pressure

Women nowadays have an extra one....

the fat receptor.

Honestly, aren't you amazed when a girl can tell you 'I feel fat'. I mean, how do you feel fat?

You can see yourself getting fat, you can measure the fat level in your body but how do you feel fat?

yet they don't deprive themselves of food

and they shouldnt.

size 0 is so yesterday.

LoL.

Sometimes humour can be so subtle.

I crack myself up.





So, humour began when Monica said something about drinking 'fresh' underground river water( yes we're going to an underground river in Gua Tempurung during our very 'effective-sure-to-breed-an-amazing-leader' leadership camp=D) xian, i can already hear your jealous grumbles from here.





Anyway, I doubt that the river water will be fresh and clean. Hey, Malaysia lah.



So just to burst her bubble, I said that the water source might lie a dead mountain goat. Don't ask why a mountain goat.





Apparently it is virtually impossible to find a mountain goat in Malaysia so we had to settle with a sun bear.





So this really random thought popped into my mind...



What'll happen when you drink water that contains well...... dead sun bear essence?

You suffer from Mad Sun Bear Disease

For some reason, I find the name really cute. It's like the cutest sounding disease ever. Cmon, compare it to cystic fibrosis, atheroscelerosis blah.



If there's Mad Cow Disease....why can't we have a Mad Sun Bear Disease?



And that's the birth of the cutest disease in history.

exams are doing me bad

i dont believe i humour myself like this

Now That's Naughty

Heard of the new Perodua Nautica?

or rather 'Naughty Car" as we Malaysians pronounce it.

haha.


The new 4WD is bigger and better to let us do ' whatever you like' in it.

Just imagine doing 'whatever you like' in a kancil.

Too small for 'action' eh.

Now.......

dont get naughty!

malaysians really have a niche at naming things

I'm Releasing Too.

Okay. Week 1 of exams down. 2 more weeks to go. damn.


Since I'm 99.99% unprepared for any of my papers this term, tsk as usual....I had to force myself out of bed at 3am everyday.


Oh, I tell you it ain't easy. The self argument you have to battle with yourself and WIN just to drag that lazy head away from the pillow. The fault lies with inertia. And i need more dopamine to relieve stress. Note the physics thing and bio thing. Haha, cant get it outta my mind.


So, Wesak Day would be next next Monday. So while some go to the temple and release

pigeons/doves/toads/ants?

I shall release.......

STRESS. hehe.

dont you just love exams?

It's Just A Stimulus

I quote Pn. Lim

" When someone tries to punch you, just think of it as light. Because everything you see is actually the light stimulus. And that is how those who meditate keep calm and do not feel pain"

I quote Ee Jane

"Teacher, what if someone runs to you and stabs you with a knife?"

Pn. Lim said

"Haiya, then it's only you seeing light, then feel touch and then pain pain pain la"

So I had a little discussion with Zhao Wen...

"So does that mean you don't actually fall in love with a person when you see him/her but in fact you fall in love with the light from the person?So there's no such thing as love at first sight. it's love at first light laa."

biology is the study of life and organisms and how they interact with the surrounding environment.

oh, wait! it's also the study of love. =D

An Inconvenient Truth

erm....what can i say?

it is really inconvenient.
inconvenient to know about.
well, 90% of times, the truth is rather inconvenient to know.

so go watch 'An Incovenient Truth'

you're in for a a scare.

reality will never hit you any harder than this.

global warming.

real hot topic.

as hot as it gets, nobody's really doing anything much abt it

Just What I've Always Wanted

Pretty.

just what i've always wanted as a little boy.

a ferris wheel.

this one is(or was, cant seem to find it anymore) auctioned on EBAY

wonder how much it'll cost.

well, time to pay the 'ah long' a visit.

round and round.

here we go.

Beware!

Above is the new road sign released by the JPJ.

It's a road hazard drivers have to be careful of.

Upon sight of it, please...don't panic.

you cant strip me off the road.

i'm a P now!!

N.S.

N.S.= National Service?

i think not.

N.S.= Not Sane


Believe me I've nothing against N.S. although I'll be really reluctant if I got picked*touches wood*


I just have something against the N.S's TV commercial. It's all bull.

"Jurulatih semua baik-baik belaka"

That line is all it takes to turn you off.

Speak the truth, people!

i think N.S. and moral education have a lot of things in common.

don't you?

That Thing Called L.O.V.E

Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.
breathe, just breathe

A team of medical experts in Virginia contends you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.
so next time you meet someone new, save them the trouble and KISS em.

It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.
anyone wants to have recess with me?

It's the unmarried girl under the age of 21 who's statistically most inclined to get a headache. It's a proven fact, too, that few patients in mental hospitals even get a headache
bottom line, get married at 13 to save you the headache.

In medieval Italy kisses weren't taken -- or given -- lightly. If a man and a woman were seen embracing in public they could be forced to marry.
talk about public display of affection

The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours.
and that's a lot of calories burnt =D

Husbands who kiss their wives before leaving home in the morning have been documented to live five years longer than those who do not.
the power of love...

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love. * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. * 6% propose over the phone.
i'm okay with the rest. but which idiot would agree to a proposal through the phone.

Florida law forbids a housewife there to break more than three dishes a day
or else....

The ladies of old Rome customarily put perfumed swan's fat in their bathtubs filled with donkey milk.
and that's supposed to make them beautiful. believe it.

The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife... so they can split the chores.
i'm speechless

Girls get about five times as many warts as do boys.
ahah, better stock up on those SK-IIs and Estee Lauder, girls.

In men the hypothalamus (small organ near the brain stem) is larger than in most women. When provoked, the hypothalamus heightens rage, thirst, hunger and desire; possibly explaining boys' more rambunctious behavior.
if girls can use PMS as a reason, here's one for the boys.

What does "getting a Valentine" mean in criminal jargon?it means Receiving a one-year jail sentence
still hoping for a Valentines?

The word "paradise" originally was the Persian word for a royal amusement park.
the word definitely came from a king watching his half naked concubines dancing in the park

Experts insist that the average person falls in love seven times before marriage.
still counting...

The heart is the most common symbol of romantic love. Ancient cultures believed the human soul lived in the heart. Others thought it to be the source of emotion and intelligence. Some believed the heart embodied a man's truth, strength and nobility. The heart may be associated with love because the ancient Greeks believed it was the target of Eros, known as Cupid to the Romans. Anyone shot in the heart by one of Cupid's arrows would fall hopelessly in love. Because the heart is so closely linked to love, it's red color is thought to be the most romantic.
L.O.V.E is universal

Dear Violet Lee,

The card I gave you seemed blank huh?
*if you happen to read this, you can always print it out and stick it on the card, ehehe*

You know in your high school years, there'll always be someone who will have a spectacular birthday. Yours is one of them. I had a great time there. Thanks for inviting.

We had our ups and downs.

2004: Our innocent minds were just starting to discover things. I'm glad to discover it with you.
Remember the car wash? good ol times eh?

2005: We grew up a little. Classes were fun sitting behind you and watching you hide behind
textbooks doing you know what

2006: I think this was the year we had that special bond. We sat away from each other but you
always chased Neal away to sit beside me. I liked that. We looked good in the kimonos
(go to the library comp and steal the pics)

2007: We kinda fell apart. I think I'll call this the rediscovering phase. We kinda lost each other,
or rather I did. =D

2008: The year has not ended. We were off to an awkward start. I don't know how you feel
but I'm better. Are you happy where we stand in each other's hearts now? I am.

Violet Lee, thanks for FIVE beautiful years.

The journey with you had been great, sometimes we stop walking and tell each other stories of our lives. Sometimes we walk into different paths. Yet in the strangest and weirdest ways our paths cross again. Sometimes we discover each other again like how fishball-eye-girl discovered the geek way back then. Let's keep walking and see what happens next. =D

what's wrong with silence?

we speak through our hearts.

Hell, You're Smart.

You know the Chinese mind is really complicated...

They can think of things no other man can...

And that's why Chinese and the China market are successful.

They extend their intelligence even to the afterworld.

I mean, when you burn those big big Mercedes cars, haven't you thought of how to fuel them?

You burn your ancestor a petrol station too.

Hell's economy will be boosted.

Wonder how much petrol will cost there though, I mean...a piece of Hell's Bank Note is worth at least five figures.

Qing Ming is amazing.

Seriously, a petrol station?

Wedding Bells? The Good and The Bad.

You know the Hong Kong TVB Drama, To Grow With Love?

It irks me a little.

One failed marriage, fine, wrong timing.

Two failed marriages? No luck with fate? Never mind, third time's the charm.

No doubt. Three failed marriages. The only reason left is.....

No reason at all.

Go die, you've lost all fate and faith.

19 years of irreconcilable differences.

Kudos to you, Robin Williams.

This One's For The Girls

MENopause

MENtal stress

MENstrual cramps

why do all problems start with men?

girls, we're not all that bad.

The Toilet's Wow Effect

After 5 years in SMKDJ, today was a historical moment for me as i stepped foot into the boys' washroom beside the school's hall.

It was undeniably cleaner than the other washrooms and it also has a full or 3/4 length mirror for the vainpots.

However, nothing fits better in a toilet than encouraging words like COOPERATION and SUCCESS.

Hmm, I wonder....how do you actually practice those values in the toilet? Better not let my imaginations run wild. =D

the ingenious people of the school

spreads good values whereever 'appropriate'

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. !

I never imagined myself saying this but

I love you, Nabi!

Your birth gave me a day of holiday!

and that means more sleep.

dont have to thank me in my dreams.

you're too kind

Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing.

There is a time for silence.

A time to let go...

And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.

Gloria Naylor

how true.

now i need a friend to help me overcome...

enjinmatinophobia.

bless me.

The Recap

* Took my foot off the brake pedal. Stepped the clutch pedal hard. Goes into the first gear. Handbrake down.Go!*

Instructor: Slowly....slowly...slowly lift your foot off the clutch.

*Lifted foot slowly....slowly....slowly...*

Nigel: It's moving!

*a little too much, too fast off the clutch. enjin mati laa*

=.='

must be better next time around! i dont even want to imagine how i look practicing my turning on the imaginary steering wheel. well, a little humiliation for better driving.

Tension of Opposites

"Have I told you about the tension of opposites?"
The tension of opposites?

Life is a series of pulls back and forth.
You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't.
You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted.-
A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle.
Sounds like a wrestling match, I say.
A wrestling match.
He laughs.
Yes, you could describe life that way.-
So which side wins, I ask?Which side wins?
He smiles at me, the crinkled eye, the crooked teeth.

"Love wins. Love always wins."