Friday, June 27, 2008

Space Garden

This has to be space travel's best discovery yet.


Martian soil is good enough to grow ASPARAGUS says NASA.


Why is it good?


Not because it might be a probable solution to our food crisis if the world population continues to increase, but PETA members(namely extremists) and probably vegans can finally call a place home.

Yes, I'm a meat lover. Sue me.


They don't seem to be quite fond of earthlings eating meat. Take Jessica Simpson for example, why make a big fuss about someone's shirt bearing the phrase "Real Girls Eat Meat".


Go to hell, I say. Or rather to Mars in this case. The only thing we can eat there is asparagus. Absolutely no beef, no pork and no chicken.



The only thing made of meat would probably be the PETA members.
Now, i wonder if Martians eat meat.
hahaha

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Burn It Smartly!

Oh, come on! That pathetic stage in the hall?
That little class inhabited by smart alecs way in the corner on the first floor of block F beside the girls' toilet would've left a bigger impact. =D
Or maybe the one with a lot of books? ehehe, then i'll be out of work.
blessed dude/dudette. didnt you know that burning down what you burnt down is going to make me spend my Sunday in school.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Blogging Norms



"i bet the prefects woulda be happy if they saw the goodies which were in my bag haha"


Trust me, 9/10 blogs you blog hop to has this strike off thingamagingy. However common it is, it took me hours of brain juice extraction process just to find out how the heck they do this thingamagingy? Now my brain is suffering from a drought. No juice left.





What's next?






Pictures of self are a must on 99% of the female species' blogs. Pictures are like cosmetic make up on their blog posts. They beautify the posts.



Moving on......



Bloggers just have to show the world what is peristalsis-ing down their bellies. Yes, we're really really interested to know, be it mee mamak or foie gras



Another typical blogging scenario.....


I woke up at 8am this morning. I brushed my teeth and took my bath. Then, I had breakfast which consisted of two slices of bread and jam. While I was eating, my transport arrived and honked real loud. I rushed out the door with the bread still in my mouth. School is stupid. Curse the teachers la, give so much homework. Got exams coming also, very stressed. Came home, went for tuition blah blah blah blah

Why go through all that trouble? Everything can be summarised into 6 letters. B-O-R-I-N-G.

Next we have......

%^#%$*^#&^&$%#*$^&#*^$&*#^$&#

The universally renowned way of venting anger out. Use &*($%($&%*($&. Well understood.

Lastly, the norm that deserves the lamest post award.

I type in webdings and hopefully no one will find out about my secret.

Oh, yes. You got that right.

Voila. Blogging norms, sometimes you just get so sick of them.

And i ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY SURELY CONFIRMABLY do blog like that.

sweet irony

anyway, thanks to the following bloggers for participating indirectly in this research. Yes, i blog hopped to research on the norms.

Pls, take no offense

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Everything's Going into a Transition Period

The prices of goods are sky-rocketing these days.

Everything is so pricey that even economical rice turned into business class rice.


If you have a big big car, drive with big big pride, you're a big big idiot.
(sing it using the tune of 'im a big big girl')

You think you can bully small small car drivers laa?
Stoopid you're the one getting bullied by an inanimate thing called PETROL.


But some of us don't seem to be affected by the price-hike. Take Brangelina for example. Two pink chandeliers for the babies' nursery worth US$899, US$3200 Versailles-style cribs, US$2800 changing tables, US$4500 French wardrobe.


Talk about being born with a silver spoon in the mouth.This is extravagant, this is being born with a treasure chest of silver spoons in their mouths.Better hope their lips will be as big and thick as their mum's.Anyway, if you earned the money, you have the right to spend it.

No qualms. I'm just wondering if the US$2800 changing tables have poop-cleaning function when they change the diapers. Seriously laa, it has to have some hi-tech function to hold that price tag.















it's big!
it's fabulous!
it's gonna rock the house.
and also prove that.....
'seluar londeh' is no longer in fashion.
keep reading to find out more.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Ok, I'm Getting Famous!

It's only a matter of time before www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com become the next big thing in Msia. Kenny Sia, watch your back! Alright, kidding! Light years away from that.

But my visitor count is increasing quickly.
(i visit my blog 10 times a day. ehehe.)
Hey, at least I've a loyal fanbase.

And the nominees for Loyal www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com Fan are...
(i) Young Tze Xian
(ii) Gan Lay Shu
(iii) Wordsworth
I think I should start to charge a little to those who visit. Entrance fee. =D
However, there has got to be another reason why people frequent www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com other than the handsome blogger.
Must be the nutrient-rich posts. Lets review.
Nutritional Information of www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com.
-as inspected and provided by Department of Health of Legin Het Corp.(DOHLHC) ....wth?
Ingredients: Wit of Legin Het, Concentrated Brain Juice of Legin Het, Legin Het's incomparable
style of blogging, Permitted Flavourings(with minimal foul language) to add
zest and Permitted Colouring to beautify things.
Serving Size: Portion kept less than 1000 words to prevent obesity.
Energy: 10457834 kJ (and that is 347835643 more than what you get from your daily
carb intake)
Carbohydrate: 0.00001 g ( kept low for the females who would most probably say "I feel fat"
after consumation.)
Protein: 1000000 g ( don't we all love Atkin's Diet?)
Fat: As much as it takes to make you say, " I feel FAT"
Vitamin: Vitamin L, E, G, I, N, H, E, T
Water content: Well that depends on how much you salivate, tear or probably pee from the
humour. Collect and measure. Send in data to
www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com for survey purposes. ( reminder: only data,
no sample pls)
Lastly...
Suitable for all ages as long as you continue to visit www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com.
is it me or does this post contain more narcissism, arrogance and lameness?
note the number of www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com in this post
click click.
nuffnang will be knocking on my door soon.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

And in this corner we have Msia...........

and the other side we've S'pore.


Both seem to have some sort of fetish for rocks on sea.
A 25 year long battle for rocks.

I know I know. It's that territorial issue. Just like ol' times, more land...bigger empire. if they still use the term 'empire' that is.

And now...we're going treasure hunting for some letter written by some British governor to the Johor Sultanate back in those days.


In the end..even if we found the letter,
and bring it to the International Court of Justice(ICJ)
what'll we get?


Oh, yes, I forgot...JUSTICE is what we'll get.
Justice is served.






WE GET ROCKS. YAY!











msia boleh

Friday, May 30, 2008

I'm back.

I'm back from camp.

I'm back as a better man.

I'm back with a sunburnt shoulder.

I'm back with a swollen knee.

I'm back missing the times I enjoyed during my final librarian camp.

I'm back to my darling blog.

I'm back with a lot of photos but don't expect to see any, I don't photoblog. I'm too lazy.

I'm back thinking what I should do for the rest of the week.

I'm back realising how sexy the girls' school uniform is, but wonders why I was never turned on in school.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Women

You got to admit it. Women nowadays are really on a level above their male counterparts.

The universities now are flooded with estrogen overpowering the testosterone.

They have the ability to rule countries, from Queen Elizabeth II to Hillary Clinton(though highly unlikely).


Let's not forget the domestic engineer a.k.a the housewife. Housewives are great multi-taskers. They are chaffeurs, chefs, teachers, janitors etc etc.


But above all....
You have got to applaud them for their amazing sensory receptors
When the average human, usually a man, has only 5 receptors namely
touch, heat,cold,pain and pressure
Women nowadays have an extra one....
the fat receptor.
Honestly, aren't you amazed when a girl can tell you 'I feel fat'. I mean, how do you feel fat?
You can see yourself getting fat, you can measure the fat level in your body but how do you feel fat?
yet they don't deprive themselves of food
and they shouldnt.
size 0 is so yesterday.

Friday, May 16, 2008

LoL.

Sometimes humour can be so subtle.

I crack myself up.





So, humour began when Monica said something about drinking 'fresh' underground river water( yes we're going to an underground river in Gua Tempurung during our very 'effective-sure-to-breed-an-amazing-leader' leadership camp=D) xian, i can already hear your jealous grumbles from here.





Anyway, I doubt that the river water will be fresh and clean. Hey, Malaysia lah.



So just to burst her bubble, I said that the water source might lie a dead mountain goat. Don't ask why a mountain goat.





Apparently it is virtually impossible to find a mountain goat in Malaysia so we had to settle with a sun bear.





So this really random thought popped into my mind...



What'll happen when you drink water that contains well...... dead sun bear essence?



You suffer from Mad Sun Bear Disease



For some reason, I find the name really cute. It's like the cutest sounding disease ever. Cmon, compare it to cystic fibrosis, atheroscelerosis blah.



If there's Mad Cow Disease....why can't we have a Mad Sun Bear Disease?



And that's the birth of the cutest disease in history.

















exams are doing me bad

i dont believe i humour myself like this

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Now That's Naughty

Heard of the new Perodua Nautica?

or rather 'Naughty Car" as we Malaysians pronounce it.

haha.


The new 4WD is bigger and better to let us do ' whatever you like' in it.

Just imagine doing 'whatever you like' in a kancil.

Too small for 'action' eh.

Now.......




dont get naughty!
malaysians really have a niche at naming things

Friday, May 09, 2008

I'm Releasing Too.

Okay. Week 1 of exams down. 2 more weeks to go. damn.


Since I'm 99.99% unprepared for any of my papers this term, tsk as usual....I had to force myself out of bed at 3am everyday.


Oh, I tell you it ain't easy. The self argument you have to battle with yourself and WIN just to drag that lazy head away from the pillow. The fault lies with inertia. And i need more dopamine to relieve stress. Note the physics thing and bio thing. Haha, cant get it outta my mind.


So, Wesak Day would be next next Monday. So while some go to the temple and release



pigeons/doves/toads/ants?
I shall release.......
STRESS. hehe.
dont you just love exams?

Friday, May 02, 2008

It's Just A Stimulus

I quote Pn. Lim


" When someone tries to punch you, just think of it as light. Because everything you see is actually the light stimulus. And that is how those who meditate keep calm and do not feel pain"
I quote Ee Jane
"Teacher, what if someone runs to you and stabs you with a knife?"
Pn. Lim said
"Haiya, then it's only you seeing light, then feel touch and then pain pain pain la"
So I had a little discussion with Zhao Wen...
"So does that mean you don't actually fall in love with a person when you see him/her but in fact you fall in love with the light from the person?So there's no such thing as love at first sight. it's love at first light laa."
biology is the study of life and organisms and how they interact with the surrounding environment.
oh, wait! it's also the study of love. =D

Saturday, April 26, 2008

An Inconvenient Truth

erm....what can i say?

it is really inconvenient.
inconvenient to know about.
well, 90% of times, the truth is rather inconvenient to know.




so go watch 'An Incovenient Truth'
you're in for a a scare.
reality will never hit you any harder than this.
global warming.
real hot topic.
as hot as it gets, nobody's really doing anything much abt it

Friday, April 18, 2008

Just What I've Always Wanted


Pretty.
just what i've always wanted as a little boy.
a ferris wheel.
this one is(or was, cant seem to find it anymore) auctioned on EBAY
wonder how much it'll cost.
well, time to pay the 'ah long' a visit.
round and round.
here we go.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Beware!

Above is the new road sign released by the JPJ.
It's a road hazard drivers have to be careful of.
Upon sight of it, please...don't panic.
you cant strip me off the road.
i'm a P now!!


Friday, April 11, 2008

N.S.

N.S.= National Service?

i think not.

N.S.= Not Sane


Believe me I've nothing against N.S. although I'll be really reluctant if I got picked*touches wood*


I just have something against the N.S's TV commercial. It's all bull.


"Jurulatih semua baik-baik belaka"
That line is all it takes to turn you off.
Speak the truth, people!
i think N.S. and moral education have a lot of things in common.
don't you?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

That Thing Called L.O.V.E

Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.
breathe, just breathe

A team of medical experts in Virginia contends you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.
so next time you meet someone new, save them the trouble and KISS em.

It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.
anyone wants to have recess with me?

It's the unmarried girl under the age of 21 who's statistically most inclined to get a headache. It's a proven fact, too, that few patients in mental hospitals even get a headache
bottom line, get married at 13 to save you the headache.

In medieval Italy kisses weren't taken -- or given -- lightly. If a man and a woman were seen embracing in public they could be forced to marry.
talk about public display of affection

The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours.
and that's a lot of calories burnt =D

Husbands who kiss their wives before leaving home in the morning have been documented to live five years longer than those who do not.
the power of love...

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love. * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. * 6% propose over the phone.
i'm okay with the rest. but which idiot would agree to a proposal through the phone.

Florida law forbids a housewife there to break more than three dishes a day
or else....

The ladies of old Rome customarily put perfumed swan's fat in their bathtubs filled with donkey milk.
and that's supposed to make them beautiful. believe it.

The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife... so they can split the chores.
i'm speechless

Girls get about five times as many warts as do boys.
ahah, better stock up on those SK-IIs and Estee Lauder, girls.

In men the hypothalamus (small organ near the brain stem) is larger than in most women. When provoked, the hypothalamus heightens rage, thirst, hunger and desire; possibly explaining boys' more rambunctious behavior.
if girls can use PMS as a reason, here's one for the boys.

What does "getting a Valentine" mean in criminal jargon?it means Receiving a one-year jail sentence
still hoping for a Valentines?

The word "paradise" originally was the Persian word for a royal amusement park.
the word definitely came from a king watching his half naked concubines dancing in the park

Experts insist that the average person falls in love seven times before marriage.
still counting...

The heart is the most common symbol of romantic love. Ancient cultures believed the human soul lived in the heart. Others thought it to be the source of emotion and intelligence. Some believed the heart embodied a man's truth, strength and nobility. The heart may be associated with love because the ancient Greeks believed it was the target of Eros, known as Cupid to the Romans. Anyone shot in the heart by one of Cupid's arrows would fall hopelessly in love. Because the heart is so closely linked to love, it's red color is thought to be the most romantic.
L.O.V.E is universal


Saturday, April 05, 2008

Dear Violet Lee,

The card I gave you seemed blank huh?
*if you happen to read this, you can always print it out and stick it on the card, ehehe*

You know in your high school years, there'll always be someone who will have a spectacular birthday. Yours is one of them. I had a great time there. Thanks for inviting.

We had our ups and downs.

2004: Our innocent minds were just starting to discover things. I'm glad to discover it with you.
Remember the car wash? good ol times eh?

2005: We grew up a little. Classes were fun sitting behind you and watching you hide behind
textbooks doing you know what

2006: I think this was the year we had that special bond. We sat away from each other but you
always chased Neal away to sit beside me. I liked that. We looked good in the kimonos
(go to the library comp and steal the pics)

2007: We kinda fell apart. I think I'll call this the rediscovering phase. We kinda lost each other,
or rather I did. =D

2008: The year has not ended. We were off to an awkward start. I don't know how you feel
but I'm better. Are you happy where we stand in each other's hearts now? I am.


Violet Lee, thanks for FIVE beautiful years.
The journey with you had been great, sometimes we stop walking and tell each other stories of our lives. Sometimes we walk into different paths. Yet in the strangest and weirdest ways our paths cross again. Sometimes we discover each other again like how fishball-eye-girl discovered the geek way back then. Let's keep walking and see what happens next. =D
what's wrong with silence?
we speak through our hearts.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Hell, You're Smart.

You know the Chinese mind is really complicated...
They can think of things no other man can...
And that's why Chinese and the China market are successful.
They extend their intelligence even to the afterworld.
I mean, when you burn those big big Mercedes cars, haven't you thought of how to fuel them?
You burn your ancestor a petrol station too.
Hell's economy will be boosted.
Wonder how much petrol will cost there though, I mean...a piece of Hell's Bank Note is worth at least five figures.











Qing Ming is amazing.
Seriously, a petrol station?

Friday, March 28, 2008

Wedding Bells? The Good and The Bad.

You know the Hong Kong TVB Drama, To Grow With Love?

It irks me a little.

One failed marriage, fine, wrong timing.
Two failed marriages? No luck with fate? Never mind, third time's the charm.
No doubt. Three failed marriages. The only reason left is.....
No reason at all.
Go die, you've lost all fate and faith.
19 years of irreconcilable differences.
Kudos to you, Robin Williams.