Hmm, This Gives Meng Leong's Robber A Run for His Money

I thought the post in Meng Leong's blog was interesting. Until another robbery case made the headlines today.


I'm going to try to visualise the scenario.

Scene 1 Act 1. Action!
Setting: Rumah Kasih, SS3(children's home)

Robbers: Let's climb over the gate and rob this place. I'm sure we'll find treasure in there.*yeah im sure you will, it's a children's home*

(Innocent 12 year old Samantha in the hall)

Robber 1: (puts a parang to her neck). Shh!!! Be quiet.

(Another rushed to Rani the housekeeper in the kitchen)

Robber 2: Where's the money? Don't try to make any sounds or i'll kill you!

Rani: Please don't harm the children, this is a home for underprivileged girls. We do not have any money. *yeah, too bad some ppl lack common sense to know that an orphanage is not a bank*

(Robbers ransacked the place)

Robber 3: Really nothing lah. How come? (you stupid la)

Robber 1: Ok lah, we steal the van then.

(Two robbers ran inside the van)

Robber X: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!.....but i'm just going to steal your van, yeah?

Oh robber, you should be sorry for yourself. Forgiveness is so overrated these days. People seem to think that they deserve forgiveness by just saying, SORRY.

I'm off

to get Starbucks.

Honestly, how did the owner of the coffee chain get dropped out from the world's richest men list??
With people like Jessica Stam and Nigel Teh

The 'Dark Side' of the PS2

The Playstation 2 has more of its dark side even when Star Wars isn't being played.

"Kids in Congo were being sent down mines to die so that kids in Europe and America could kill imaginary aliens in their living rooms,"


The demand for Playstations and probably every other game console has sparked an increase in Coltan, an unrefined metallic ore in Congo. It is a rare metal necessary for the manufacture of Playstation.





It's sad to know about Blood Diamonds but it's worse in this case. Heck, at least diamonds make you look beautiful, deaths are not totally in vain. But having other kids mine their own way to death so that privileged kids can kill imaginary aliens/knights/mutants etc etc is...............








Enough said.
Now, to get myself something for Christmas, a PSP.





Very hypocritical? We're all in this together. Unless you can give up your precious mobile.
Welcome to the hypocritical world.

Let's Talk Underwears

" Fashion come and go, but style is forever"- Yves Saint Laurent.

Soon enough, the summer trend is going to lose its shine to welcome the fall/winter collection.

However, there is one part of our wardrobe that will never go out of fashion.

UNDERWEARS.

Don't you think? We wear underwear regardless of what season it is...maybe except a certain someone..*ahem*...*britney spears* *cough*.

Though in Msia, it's forever summer.

We love underwear because it protects the part dearest to us. And it is amazing what fluffy/furry/feathery designs they can come up with to enhance comfort. Just walk past LaSenza, hell it is like a child's playground...so pink...so comfy looking.

im no peeping tom.

Anyway, who cannot not love Victoria's Secret. Ah, the likes of Gisele, Adriana, Karolina.

But Queen Victoria?!?!?

All hail the longest reigning British monarch to date.

Maybe a period that long contributed to her 50-inch waist! Yeah, they recently found her supposedly underwear and yup....it's 50 inches.

I didn't bother much until I read that they're going to auction the underwear.

Utterly disgusting. Who the hell would want an old dead queen's underwear which is about the size of I dont know what?

I mean if it's Prince William's. Fine, maybe some crazy heiress who has too much money to spend after some Louis Vuitton and Gucci would want it.

If it's Gisele's. All hell breaks lose.

Now, i certainly hope the British Secret Service doesnt come after me.

007, im sorry,

I just had to point out this absurdity.

Maestro

Hans Zimmer is amazing.

The Sequel.

Although Political Circus was a box office flop, the 'producers' are betting their luck on a new one.

The Magic Show starring.....

Balasubramaniam(not Sivasubramaniam)

Just like any other magic show, he's the magician who goes Abra Kadabra bla bla bla Najib killed Altantuya and poof. Disappears after uttering some 'silly' sentence.

Though in this case, we're not 3 year olds. We know he did not really disappear. They always have these trap doors that they fall into. Somehow, the trap door that he fell into was a black hole that could teleport him to a 'neighbouring country'.

Singapore maybe? Nah, not much land to hide in. Lol.

Borneo Island? Wait wait, 'neighbouring country' wasn't it?

Philipines? A little too far out.

I'll bet it's Thailand.

It's our neighbour.

Outcasts like Chin Peng are there.

Best of all, you can come back a whole new person.

Balasubramaniam might just become Jeyanti/Punitha/Vikneshwary/Puvaneswari/ Allimalar? Lol.

sex change, the best disguise.

Faith in Love

we were just two hearts bound for different roads.

why they didnt lead us to forever, we will never know

When The Estrogens Go Wild.

Forget POLITICAL CIRCUS

It flunked at the box office. Apparently, Msians are tired of watching political movies. Turn to Boston Legal people, it's definitely more mature.

Anyway, back to our title for the post. As we all already know(or don't), the two Singaporean blogging queens are unleashing their wrath on each other. The effect of PMS times 10? =D

So, we all can draw a conclusion from this, it's not all fame and fortune being a famous blogger.

You even get hate blogs created for you, http://www.xanga.com/dawn_wayang. (really really mean)

That is why I shall withdraw the title of the self-proclaimed next Kenny Sia. I'd rather much be a nobody blogger. You never know when the testosterones can get jealous of each other and have a catfight of their own. I'll pass.

do continue to visit my blog though.

I don't want nor need a hate blog. http://www.legays-anecdote.blogspot.com/? dont click, doesnt exist......yet.

I'm ecstatic when people tell me my blog is good. I'm overwhelmed by joy when people come up to me and say your blog is cool. I love it when strangers visit my blog. If I wanted to be a famous blogger, a 'DJians Blogging Awards' should suffice. I don't need nuffnang paying me shitloads of money and putting up yellowman ads on my blog. (which explains why i do not have nuffnang on my blog)

although getting paid thousands isn't exactly a bad thing.hehehe

There's More Than What Meets The Eye

Okay, our eyes have seen(or read about) the battle for rocks.


Now, our latest home-grown blockbuster (after a certain scandal early this year which grossed about i'd say a million google/youtube/yahoo hits) swept Malaysians, particularly stock market players, off their feet, literally.

Hell, forget about the ever stunning Charlize Theron in Hancock. Or sultry Angie in Wanted. Yeah, yeah....enough rave reviews about Get Smart. Where's your Msia Boleh spirit?

Have you watched Msia's latest?

It's called POLITICAL CIRCUS!

Rating : PG 18 due to possibly sodomy scenes and supossedly sexual affairs.

Trust me, the casts are Academy Award-worthy folks. Storyline is the most original heck even original is an understatement. This movie won't burn a hole in your wallet, mind you, only 1.30RM on weekdays and 1.50RM on weekends(rates apply for The STAR only). For such an interesting movie(without the need of special effects), it's one hell of a good deal.

Disclaimer : The work of the author in this "movie" review is purely based on personal opinions. The blog is not to be held liable for possible riots/strikes/rallies. No intended criticisism is directed to any party at all.

Just A Short Post....With a Small Wish

Dear God/Buddha/Allah/Santa/Some Great Force in Heaven I Truly Respect

On the night of July the second of 2008, I have a small wish to wish for. =D

I've been good.

I don't think I've commited any of the 7 Deadly Sins.

(well, maybe except gluttony)

I'm no Christian and it's too early for a Xmas present.

A good 17 year old can wish can't he?

I just want my backyard to have oil buried underneath like the backyards of North Dakotans.

At least a millionaire is made a day in North Dakota.

Besides, my ride is really eating up a lot of petroleum it committed the sin of gluttony just like its owner.

It doesnt hurt to have some black gold in my backyard.

Space Garden

This has to be space travel's best discovery yet.


Martian soil is good enough to grow ASPARAGUS says NASA.


Why is it good?


Not because it might be a probable solution to our food crisis if the world population continues to increase, but PETA members(namely extremists) and probably vegans can finally call a place home.

Yes, I'm a meat lover. Sue me.

They don't seem to be quite fond of earthlings eating meat. Take Jessica Simpson for example, why make a big fuss about someone's shirt bearing the phrase "Real Girls Eat Meat".


Go to hell, I say. Or rather to Mars in this case. The only thing we can eat there is asparagus. Absolutely no beef, no pork and no chicken.

The only thing made of meat would probably be the PETA members.

Now, i wonder if Martians eat meat.

hahaha

Burn It Smartly!

Oh, come on! That pathetic stage in the hall?

That little class inhabited by smart alecs way in the corner on the first floor of block F beside the girls' toilet would've left a bigger impact. =D

Or maybe the one with a lot of books? ehehe, then i'll be out of work.

blessed dude/dudette. didnt you know that burning down what you burnt down is going to make me spend my Sunday in school.

Blogging Norms

"i bet the prefects woulda be happy if they saw the goodies which were in my bag haha"


Trust me, 9/10 blogs you blog hop to has this strike off thingamagingy. However common it is, it took me hours of brain juice extraction process just to find out how the heck they do this thingamagingy? Now my brain is suffering from a drought. No juice left.





What's next?

Pictures of self are a must on 99% of the female species' blogs. Pictures are like cosmetic make up on their blog posts. They beautify the posts.

Moving on......

Bloggers just have to show the world what is peristalsis-ing down their bellies. Yes, we're really really interested to know, be it mee mamak or foie gras



Another typical blogging scenario.....

I woke up at 8am this morning. I brushed my teeth and took my bath. Then, I had breakfast which consisted of two slices of bread and jam. While I was eating, my transport arrived and honked real loud. I rushed out the door with the bread still in my mouth. School is stupid. Curse the teachers la, give so much homework. Got exams coming also, very stressed. Came home, went for tuition blah blah blah blah

Why go through all that trouble? Everything can be summarised into 6 letters. B-O-R-I-N-G.

Next we have......

%^#%$*^#&^&$%#*$^&#*^$&*#^$&#

The universally renowned way of venting anger out. Use &*($%($&%*($&. Well understood.

Lastly, the norm that deserves the lamest post award.

I type in webdings and hopefully no one will find out about my secret.

Oh, yes. You got that right.

Voila. Blogging norms, sometimes you just get so sick of them.

And i ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY SURELY CONFIRMABLY do blog like that.

sweet irony

anyway, thanks to the following bloggers for participating indirectly in this research. Yes, i blog hopped to research on the norms.

Pls, take no offense

Everything's Going into a Transition Period

The prices of goods are sky-rocketing these days.

Everything is so pricey that even economical rice turned into business class rice.


If you have a big big car, drive with big big pride, you're a big big idiot.
(sing it using the tune of 'im a big big girl')

You think you can bully small small car drivers laa?
Stoopid you're the one getting bullied by an inanimate thing called PETROL.


But some of us don't seem to be affected by the price-hike. Take Brangelina for example. Two pink chandeliers for the babies' nursery worth US$899, US$3200 Versailles-style cribs, US$2800 changing tables, US$4500 French wardrobe.


Talk about being born with a silver spoon in the mouth.This is extravagant, this is being born with a treasure chest of silver spoons in their mouths.Better hope their lips will be as big and thick as their mum's.Anyway, if you earned the money, you have the right to spend it.

No qualms. I'm just wondering if the US$2800 changing tables have poop-cleaning function when they change the diapers. Seriously laa, it has to have some hi-tech function to hold that price tag.

it's big!

it's fabulous!

it's gonna rock the house.

and also prove that.....

'seluar londeh' is no longer in fashion.

keep reading to find out more.

Ok, I'm Getting Famous!

It's only a matter of time before www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com become the next big thing in Msia. Kenny Sia, watch your back! Alright, kidding! Light years away from that.

But my visitor count is increasing quickly.
(i visit my blog 10 times a day. ehehe.)
Hey, at least I've a loyal fanbase.

And the nominees for Loyal www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com Fan are...

(i) Young Tze Xian

(ii) Gan Lay Shu

(iii) Wordsworth

I think I should start to charge a little to those who visit. Entrance fee. =D

However, there has got to be another reason why people frequent www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com other than the handsome blogger.

Must be the nutrient-rich posts. Lets review.

Nutritional Information of www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com.

-as inspected and provided by Department of Health of Legin Het Corp.(DOHLHC) ....wth?

Ingredients: Wit of Legin Het, Concentrated Brain Juice of Legin Het, Legin Het's incomparable

style of blogging, Permitted Flavourings(with minimal foul language) to add

zest and Permitted Colouring to beautify things.

Serving Size: Portion kept less than 1000 words to prevent obesity.

Energy: 10457834 kJ (and that is 347835643 more than what you get from your daily

carb intake)

Carbohydrate: 0.00001 g ( kept low for the females who would most probably say "I feel fat"

after consumation.)

Protein: 1000000 g ( don't we all love Atkin's Diet?)

Fat: As much as it takes to make you say, " I feel FAT"

Vitamin: Vitamin L, E, G, I, N, H, E, T

Water content: Well that depends on how much you salivate, tear or probably pee from the

humour. Collect and measure. Send in data to

www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com for survey purposes. ( reminder: only data,

no sample pls)

Lastly...

Suitable for all ages as long as you continue to visit www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com.

is it me or does this post contain more narcissism, arrogance and lameness?

note the number of www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com in this post

click click.

nuffnang will be knocking on my door soon.

And in this corner we have Msia...........

and the other side we've S'pore.


Both seem to have some sort of fetish for rocks on sea.
A 25 year long battle for rocks.

I know I know. It's that territorial issue. Just like ol' times, more land...bigger empire. if they still use the term 'empire' that is.

And now...we're going treasure hunting for some letter written by some British governor to the Johor Sultanate back in those days.

In the end..even if we found the letter,
and bring it to the International Court of Justice(ICJ)
what'll we get?


Oh, yes, I forgot...JUSTICE is what we'll get.
Justice is served.






WE GET ROCKS. YAY!

msia boleh

I'm back.

I'm back from camp.

I'm back as a better man.

I'm back with a sunburnt shoulder.

I'm back with a swollen knee.

I'm back missing the times I enjoyed during my final librarian camp.

I'm back to my darling blog.

I'm back with a lot of photos but don't expect to see any, I don't photoblog. I'm too lazy.

I'm back thinking what I should do for the rest of the week.

I'm back realising how sexy the girls' school uniform is, but wonders why I was never turned on in school.

Women

You got to admit it. Women nowadays are really on a level above their male counterparts.

The universities now are flooded with estrogen overpowering the testosterone.

They have the ability to rule countries, from Queen Elizabeth II to Hillary Clinton(though highly unlikely).


Let's not forget the domestic engineer a.k.a the housewife. Housewives are great multi-taskers. They are chaffeurs, chefs, teachers, janitors etc etc.

But above all....

You have got to applaud them for their amazing sensory receptors

When the average human, usually a man, has only 5 receptors namely

touch, heat,cold,pain and pressure

Women nowadays have an extra one....

the fat receptor.

Honestly, aren't you amazed when a girl can tell you 'I feel fat'. I mean, how do you feel fat?

You can see yourself getting fat, you can measure the fat level in your body but how do you feel fat?

yet they don't deprive themselves of food

and they shouldnt.

size 0 is so yesterday.

LoL.

Sometimes humour can be so subtle.

I crack myself up.





So, humour began when Monica said something about drinking 'fresh' underground river water( yes we're going to an underground river in Gua Tempurung during our very 'effective-sure-to-breed-an-amazing-leader' leadership camp=D) xian, i can already hear your jealous grumbles from here.





Anyway, I doubt that the river water will be fresh and clean. Hey, Malaysia lah.



So just to burst her bubble, I said that the water source might lie a dead mountain goat. Don't ask why a mountain goat.





Apparently it is virtually impossible to find a mountain goat in Malaysia so we had to settle with a sun bear.





So this really random thought popped into my mind...



What'll happen when you drink water that contains well...... dead sun bear essence?

You suffer from Mad Sun Bear Disease

For some reason, I find the name really cute. It's like the cutest sounding disease ever. Cmon, compare it to cystic fibrosis, atheroscelerosis blah.



If there's Mad Cow Disease....why can't we have a Mad Sun Bear Disease?



And that's the birth of the cutest disease in history.

exams are doing me bad

i dont believe i humour myself like this

Now That's Naughty

Heard of the new Perodua Nautica?

or rather 'Naughty Car" as we Malaysians pronounce it.

haha.


The new 4WD is bigger and better to let us do ' whatever you like' in it.

Just imagine doing 'whatever you like' in a kancil.

Too small for 'action' eh.

Now.......

dont get naughty!

malaysians really have a niche at naming things