I Knew My Name Was Sexy

What Nigeltehjaeshing Means

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Yes, i've nothing better to do.

Note to Self- Must Watchs

Praying for Time

PRAYING FOR TIME
These are the days of the open hand
They will not be the last
Look around now
These are the days of the beggars and the choosers

This is the year of the hungry man
Whose place is in the past
Hand in hand with ignorance
And legitimate excuses

The rich declare themselves poor
And most of us are not sure
If we have too much
But we'll take our chances'
Cause God's stopped keeping score
I guess somewhere along the way
He must have let us all out to play
Turned his back and all God's children
Crept out the back door

And it's hard to love, there's so much to hate
Hanging on to hope
When there is no hope to speak of
And the wounded skies above say it's much, much too late
Well maybe we should all be praying for time

These are the days of the empty hand
Oh you hold on to what you can
And charity is a coat you wear twice a year
This is the year of the guilty man
Your television takes a stand
And you find that what was over there is over here

So you scream from behind your door
Say what's mine is mine and not yours
I may have too much but I'll take my chances'
Cause God's stopped keeping score
And you cling to the things they sold you
Did you cover your eyes when they told you
That he can't come back'
Cause he has no children to come back for

It's hard to love there's so much to hate
Hanging on to hope when there is no hope to speak of
And the wounded skies above say it's much too late
So maybe we should all be praying for time

"No event inspired the song. It's my way of trying to figure out why it's so hard for people to be good to each other. I believe the problem is conditional as opposed to being something inherent in mankind. The media has affected everybody's consciousness much more than most people will admit. Because of the media, the way the world is perceived is as a place where resources and time are running out. We're taught that you have to grab what you can before it's gone. It's almost as if there isn't time for compassion." - George Michael

The 125 massacred in Mumbai might be just a statistic for us watching here across the ocean. But in that 125, it means the whole world to those who lost the ones they loved.

What has become of our world today?

Can we still call it a world?

Or have we moved to become neighbours of hell?

Peace of Mind

We are yet again witnessing another clash of the illiterate. Those who think they know better. But I got the better of them. haha





So, FATWA. What does it even stand for? Don't bother, don't care, don't give two hoots. It had such a low profile before this unnecessary issue came along. Ask someone if they know FATWA and they'll go 'what did you just say? FAT WHAT? FAT AH? I'm fat meh?'




This whole yoga issue might just be a publicity gimmick for people to remember by. Well, I don't blame them at all- religion is one very forgettable part in life. Believe me, I know best. Ask me Islamic History now and see for yourself. I believe most of our religions teach us to lead a simple life and avoid greed. Yet, I guess it's part of evolution in this increasingly materialistic world that the line at the Magnum, TOTO and DaMaCai in the evening is mental.




Let's not stray away. That's a whole different story.







What is FATWA's stand on this issue? Yoga will intoxicate the minds of people and divert the teachings of Islam because it contains Hindu practice. racist much.

'Pensyarah Fakulti Pengajian Islam Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia Prof Zakaria Stapa berkata pergerakan senaman yoga adalah berdasarkan unsur agama Hindu yang dikhuatiri boleh memesongkan akidah umat Islam yang mengamalkannya.'

What....a genius.




The guy better be afraid of the Sisters in Islam(pro-yoga people). Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, watch out.







Let me ask you frankly and you give an honest answer.

Does this look threatening to your religion?

If yes, go to your mosque/temple/church/wat and spend the rest of your life hibernating there. Your faith in your own religion is too shaky.

You know, it's only a matter of time before they have The Complete Pocket Idiot's Guide to 108 Pathetic Reasons Why Fatwa is Against Yoga.

So, when they're done with yoga...they'll move on to taichi, qigong so on and so forth.

People would then fight for their rights and then our Pendidikan Moral subject in school would have more values.

Kebebasan Beryoga, Kebebasan Bertaichi and Kebebasan Berqigong, perhaps? this is meant to pull the legs of those who are still forced to learn that blessedly silly subject that I don't for the rest of my life.

Didn't you know? One foolish thing leads on to another foolish thing. It's a chain reaction. Foolishness is rampant. fatwa taught us that didn't they?

Whoa!

I would like to congratulate myself for 2 things.

- I survived 90% of SPM. Still living, breathing and probably smiling.

- I actually managed to restrain myself from blogging. I thought I would break the promise initially. *gives pat on own back*


Well, since SPM is semi-history, this shall also be a semi-completed post. EST isn't done, mind you.

But you bet I've something to say about FATWA's yoga ruling.....

Won't be blogging till SPM is over and done with.

I think I've become overly nerdified until I am now unable to make this non-permanent farewell sound interesting.

Back to my beloved Prophet Muhammad.

and 'char siew pao' in case I get too emotionally involved.

Animalistic

Is it me or are humans getting more animalistic as we age?

We say that we are people of the 21st century yet I don't think we are of much difference compared to our ancestors in the Neolithic Age.


You read the news about a robber BITING a police officer. Yes, biting. That is just low, real low. The evolution process in life thankfully gave us useful limbs to utilise, so why bite? I mean, even the tiger will use its limbs to 'karate' if it could.


and then there are some who.....


commit animalistic acts in the jungle. Raping is really animal-like. Rapists think that they can just 'do' it as easy as animals. Who do they think Penan women are, treating them like animals? It really makes you wonder doesn't it? Is the human or monkey more animal-like in the jungle?

Now, there's another concrete proof that we are indeed from monkeys.

I think this blog has quite a lot of good articles that relate humans and animals.

Remember the elephants and women?

PSA

3 Reasons Why This Works in U.S.

(i) The influence Hollywood has on the people of the U.S. stretches out far and wide. C'mon,girls...it's hottie Leonardo diCaprio!

(ii) Psychology has been very established in U.S. so reverse psychology does seem to have effect.

(iii) The media in U.S. has more freedom and less censorship as compared to 'you-know-where'.


3 Reasons Why This Won't Work in M'sia.

(i) Ask yourself, how many influential celebrities are there in M'sia? Can't make heads or tails? Just imagine Siti/Misha/Anita saying exactly the same things and doing what Michelle Trachtenberg did with her bra. *uggh, bad sight*

(ii) Tell a Msian about psychology and chances are....."So you deal with people in Tanjung Rambutan ah?"

(iii) A Public Service Announcement(PSA) this frank will call for another 'SA'. Without the 'P' but with an 'I'. Forgive the indirect statement, I've to be aware. Haven't we all learn from that journalist? The next thing you know, I might be taken into custody because 'my life is threatened and I need protection'.

I'm a Nine

It started with Pythagoras, the Greek mathematician who invented the a2 + b2 = c2 Pythagorean Theorem, the only equation I remember from eleventh grade geometry. In 6th century BCE, Pythagoras combined mysticism with mathematics to construct a quotient about the future of one’s life. He coined it Pythagorean numerology and used numbers assigned to the letters in one’s full name (as well as using the numbers in one’s date of birth). The numerology determined what innate abilities one was given at birth to determine what might happen late in life, and it has become the source for modern numerology today.


How Numerology Works
When working with a name, numbers have corresponding letters. The numbers are added up and broken down into single digits in order to give you your final Destiny Number.

The Number Assignments
1= A, J, S
2= B, K, T
3= C, L, U
4= D, M, V
5= E, N, W
6= F, O, X
7= G, P, Y
8= H, Q, Z
9= I, R

How to Find Your Destiny Number
Write down your full name (first, middle, and last). This is the name you were given at birth—not your married name, etc.

Using the table above, write down the number matched to each letter in each name (i.e. AMANDA = 1, 4, 1, 5, 4, 1).

Add the numbers together for each name (i.e. 1+4+1+5+4+1= 16).

You will most likely get a double digit for each name; break down each double digit number you get by adding the first and second digit to get one number (i.e. from the 16 above, add together 1+6 to get 7, which is the number for my first name).

Add up the final numbers you get from each name (i.e. my middle name number is 8 and my last name number is 10, so 7+8+10 = 25).

Once again, break down any double-digit numbers into one digit to get your final Destiny Number (i.e. from the 25 above, add together 2+5 to get 7, which is my final Destiny Number).

In numerology, the basic vibrations are numbers 1 through 9, but the numbers 11 and 22 are master numbers and should not be reduced to a single digit since these are master vibrations.
There are plenty of books and Web sites that will give you a thorough analysis of your Destiny Number, but here’s a basic rundown on what your Destiny Number means for you:

1 is determined, autonomous, and self-reliant
2 is loyal, tactful, and analytical
3 is passionate, positive, and fun-loving
4 is sensible, traditional, and serious
5 is bold, temperamental, and sensual
6 is responsible, cautious, and domestic
7 is spiritual, unconventional, and somewhat reclusive
8 is money-oriented, assured, and authoritative
9 is versatile, compassionate, and worldly
11 is enlightened, deep, and high-strung
22 is ambitious, a global planner, and motivated

http://www.aboutnumerology.com/destinymeanings.php (for more detailed explanation)

Try it out. I did it because I wanted to have fun with numbers and love them again. 2 hours of Maths can make you a little annoyed with it.

Fish!

Since my last post was about phobias, this shall be about philias.

and....

I think I'm Fishyphilia.


Fishes are just simply amazing, don't you think?
They're our source of essential protein.

They are the characters of good Disney cartoons, think Little Mermaid(well she is technically a fish) and Nemo!

They're used by angry teens to curse when they don't have the guts to say fuck.(whoops)

and and and


best of all...


they freaking love our shit. yes. that shit that comes out from our anus.
There is no other animal(i hope) that fights each other to eat shit.
Don't ask how I developed love for these fishes. Let's just say it's a little trip to a fishing village in Pangkor.

I JUST LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY LOVE MY SHIT LAH.

It's so flattering.

talking abt being flattered.

lay shu, you're the inspiration for this post.

be flattered.

Are You Chocolactophobic?

In the wake of the milk scandal, I think I've developed Lactophobia, or specifically

CHOCOLACTOPHOBIA.

It's time they add this in the list of phobias. But, I'm still enjoying chocolate milk. We can trust Dutch Lady can't we?

Anyway, the Domestic Trade and Consumers' Affairs Ministry has a new crop of superhero enforcers. They're called*DRUM ROLLS*

THE HOUSEWIVES!

Call of Duty: Justice for all against the wet market ah peks who increase the prices of goods as they like it.

Motto: One housewife for all and all housewives for one.

Salary: -RM1500/month + Commission( varies depending on the amount of bribe given by ah peks) + free chicken/fish/vegetables(depending on type of stall raided)

Weapons of Choice:

Now, you really got to fear The Housewife.

And you think corporate women are powerful?

anyway, the greenest city is New York.

Yes, I never would have guessed correctly too.

The Benefits of Being Homeless

can be narrowed down to one- GOING GREEN.(which is what everyone is saying nowadays)

TOP 5 Reasons

#5 : Being homeless makes it easier for you to hang out together-you just flock in the same alley/dumpster/welfare centre hence no need to use any motor vehicles to travel.

#4: You go back to the basics of going green. Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. Homeless people are the masters at this I tell you. Everything from the 'bed' they sleep on to the food the scavenge fit the 3Rs.

#3: You can also help reduce energy consumption and save kachings. Let's do the math.

No home+No electricity=No bills

#2: You help to reduce the demand for houses therefore less deforestation. Less trees get chopped down, the earth still green.

#1: Because this issue was raised by 3 people who had nothing better to do one fine recess in the library and I came up with the idea so you accept it. Btw, do you know which city is considered the greenest city in the world? Answer in the cbox if you do. =D

Let's just all be homeless.

Of Elephants and Women

The idea of this post came about after I read an article about elephants' memory.

And the first line was....

Similarity #1:Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Ah, maybe maybe. Elephants react negatively towards the sight and scent of clothing worn by members of the African Maasai tribe because Maasai men hunt elephants as a display of their masculinity. When women suffer an injury to the heart, literally, they never forget the man who broke it. Then suddenly the homo sapien tribe called men are jerks.



Similarity #2: Women and elephants are far more thoughtful mammals.
This is very true to a certain extent. Elephants follow a formalized family structure with older females called matriarchs, at the top and daughter elephants always stick close to their mothers. Male elephants leave the family at around 14 years of age or whenever they reach sexual maturity. So how many of our families have the mummys being the boss of the house? Oh, and they always say that daughters would be the ones sticking with mummy in the end even after they get married. Sons will just become slaves for their wives(wth). When we were little boys, we would go "Yay, mummy bought me a new Ultraman underwear!" and when we reach sexual maturity, mummy would have to rope us to buy an underwear.



Similarity #3: Women and elephants are very very persistent, persuasive and not to mention pushy.
Elephants are so persistent with grudges that they remember trainers or keepers who mistreated them. I'm not too sure about women with grudges. But, one thing's for sure- 5/6 people who left the "just blog laa" in my chatbox were women. Ahah, betcha didn't know you guys were test subjects. Muahahaha! For Julian.....we shall just let pass.



Similarity #4: Women and elephants have a way with their legs.
Elephants have many forms of communication to keep up with each other. One method for spatially locating other elephants is through the bundles of nerve sensors in their feet called Pacinian corpuscles. Even their toenails contain nerves that discern where sounds come from. Do we even need to mention this? Women, nail saloon and pedicures. Wannabe princesses communicate(gossip) while having their toe nails done.



Similarity #5: Elephants and women can cause rampage.
Well, we all know what happens when a herd of elephants run. Devastating, you think? Well, beware of the Malaysian Mega Sale then. Whenever you see a sign that says, "SALE. 70% off", there are two things you have to realise.
No. 1: You are no longer in a shopping complex but in the African outbacks.
No. 2: Run for cover because old women/young women/ah lians/see lais/lala muis are going to make the ground shake. Even if the Sichuan people are there, will say that they have never felt anything like it.

With that, don't you think women and elephants are just so similar? Primates may not be the only ones closest to our species. Wouldn't it be great if women have trunks? Then they can conveniently shower themselves and not snatch our bathrooms and hog them for hours. Want to know the only difference?

Oh damn I sound like a broken record but who cares....

Elephants definitely do not say "I feel fat" after pigging out. Women on the other hand.....

Abstinence is Key

Abstain. Abstain.

No blogging till exams are over.

Is it me or is this getting more ironic than it already is?

i just need a little push.

someone to say,

"just blog lah"

The best ideas come when you're not supposed to have it.

I need to keep these two in mind

(i) The Benefits of Being Homeless

(ii) The Similarities between Women and Elephants

As soon as trials are over.

I vowed to stay away from blogging and keeping my word for it.

Do you sense the irony? =D

Hmm....

Dear readers, I hope you enjoy/enjoyed/will enjoy reading my 200th post.

Turbulent(i hope not) times are ahead and I've to brave the upcoming monster called TRIALS.

I'm retiring from blogging probably until trials are over(every blog i read says this). But yeah, I shall leave you with the 200th post before I continue updating with more interesting anecdotes.

Random fact #1: I'm fond of using 'Hmm....' nowadays. It's the coolest thing. =D

Random fact #2: I'll not be posting anything but do continue to spam my cbox, i'll reply when i come online. I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say I'll abstain from the comp. I can't.

till then.

My 200th post...

is dedicated to something stupid. Well, stupidity is rampant nowadays, what to do?

Majority are talking about our 5 minute home-bred celebrity, Anwar.
Minority are saying not to forget the nobody who became a somebody, Saiful.

But everyone is asking each other- do you think Anwar really sodomised him?


Well, if you ask me, I'll tell you a story. A really really simple story.
And as every story goes...


Once upon a time, there were two boys playing happily in a room in a condominium.
Boys will always be boys. They were having fun poking each other(i hope) and one poked the other in the WRONG place.

One of the boys got mad( did he?) and being a childish child he said, " I'm telling Uncle Policeman!". And he really did.

The Uncle Policemen in our country are a very 'reliable' bunch. Hmm, so they arrested the Poker Boy and because he had previous poking crimes. History does repeat itself.

The government took this case very seriously because if Poker Boy does not get charged, he will be in charge of a playground called Permatang Pauh. When he is King of Permatang Pauh playground, he has the right to a seat in the bigger playground called the Parliament Playground with more kids with war of words that don't make any sense.(probably more kids to poke too)

But is it really our concern?

We are giving them the attention they want, too much in fact.

The more attention you give, the more fantabulous the games they'll play.

This Poke Poke Case is nothing more than a child's play gone overboard.

So kids, Uncle Legin hopes that this storytelling session has unfold the moral behind the drama.

What's the moral of the story, you ask?

Simple lah........POKE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!

Dream Destinations

Forget Paris and Italy, let's explore the other gems in this world worth a visit.

I'm doing this for a few reasons,

(i) MY ITALY is being stolen as the dream destination

(ii) I need a vacation

(iii) It's very good motivation to help kick your ass to the study table. No money, no travel. Tsk.

I did not name the places to avoid them from being stolen again.

They're not very well known places.

But the best kept secrets are the most beautiful.

Hmm, This Gives Meng Leong's Robber A Run for His Money

I thought the post in Meng Leong's blog was interesting. Until another robbery case made the headlines today.


I'm going to try to visualise the scenario.

Scene 1 Act 1. Action!
Setting: Rumah Kasih, SS3(children's home)

Robbers: Let's climb over the gate and rob this place. I'm sure we'll find treasure in there.*yeah im sure you will, it's a children's home*

(Innocent 12 year old Samantha in the hall)

Robber 1: (puts a parang to her neck). Shh!!! Be quiet.

(Another rushed to Rani the housekeeper in the kitchen)

Robber 2: Where's the money? Don't try to make any sounds or i'll kill you!

Rani: Please don't harm the children, this is a home for underprivileged girls. We do not have any money. *yeah, too bad some ppl lack common sense to know that an orphanage is not a bank*

(Robbers ransacked the place)

Robber 3: Really nothing lah. How come? (you stupid la)

Robber 1: Ok lah, we steal the van then.

(Two robbers ran inside the van)

Robber X: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!.....but i'm just going to steal your van, yeah?

Oh robber, you should be sorry for yourself. Forgiveness is so overrated these days. People seem to think that they deserve forgiveness by just saying, SORRY.

I'm off

to get Starbucks.

Honestly, how did the owner of the coffee chain get dropped out from the world's richest men list??
With people like Jessica Stam and Nigel Teh