Abstinence is Key

Abstain. Abstain.

No blogging till exams are over.

Is it me or is this getting more ironic than it already is?

i just need a little push.

someone to say,

"just blog lah"

The best ideas come when you're not supposed to have it.

I need to keep these two in mind

(i) The Benefits of Being Homeless

(ii) The Similarities between Women and Elephants

As soon as trials are over.

I vowed to stay away from blogging and keeping my word for it.

Do you sense the irony? =D

Hmm....

Dear readers, I hope you enjoy/enjoyed/will enjoy reading my 200th post.

Turbulent(i hope not) times are ahead and I've to brave the upcoming monster called TRIALS.

I'm retiring from blogging probably until trials are over(every blog i read says this). But yeah, I shall leave you with the 200th post before I continue updating with more interesting anecdotes.

Random fact #1: I'm fond of using 'Hmm....' nowadays. It's the coolest thing. =D

Random fact #2: I'll not be posting anything but do continue to spam my cbox, i'll reply when i come online. I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say I'll abstain from the comp. I can't.

till then.

My 200th post...

is dedicated to something stupid. Well, stupidity is rampant nowadays, what to do?

Majority are talking about our 5 minute home-bred celebrity, Anwar.
Minority are saying not to forget the nobody who became a somebody, Saiful.

But everyone is asking each other- do you think Anwar really sodomised him?


Well, if you ask me, I'll tell you a story. A really really simple story.
And as every story goes...


Once upon a time, there were two boys playing happily in a room in a condominium.
Boys will always be boys. They were having fun poking each other(i hope) and one poked the other in the WRONG place.

One of the boys got mad( did he?) and being a childish child he said, " I'm telling Uncle Policeman!". And he really did.

The Uncle Policemen in our country are a very 'reliable' bunch. Hmm, so they arrested the Poker Boy and because he had previous poking crimes. History does repeat itself.

The government took this case very seriously because if Poker Boy does not get charged, he will be in charge of a playground called Permatang Pauh. When he is King of Permatang Pauh playground, he has the right to a seat in the bigger playground called the Parliament Playground with more kids with war of words that don't make any sense.(probably more kids to poke too)

But is it really our concern?

We are giving them the attention they want, too much in fact.

The more attention you give, the more fantabulous the games they'll play.

This Poke Poke Case is nothing more than a child's play gone overboard.

So kids, Uncle Legin hopes that this storytelling session has unfold the moral behind the drama.

What's the moral of the story, you ask?

Simple lah........POKE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!

Dream Destinations

Forget Paris and Italy, let's explore the other gems in this world worth a visit.

I'm doing this for a few reasons,

(i) MY ITALY is being stolen as the dream destination

(ii) I need a vacation

(iii) It's very good motivation to help kick your ass to the study table. No money, no travel. Tsk.

I did not name the places to avoid them from being stolen again.

They're not very well known places.

But the best kept secrets are the most beautiful.