The 8th Wonder of the World

You know what, I think they missed out on a place very interesting when they chose the seven Wonders of The World.

The Doors of Public Toilets

You can find all sorts of stuff written on them. From graphics to quotes to phone numbers.


Interesting.

Anticipation and Prediction.

My predictions for the upcoming Academy Awards.

Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire!

Best Actor: Mickey Rourke ( The Wrestler)

Best Actress: Meryl Streep (Doubt)/ Melissa Leo (Frozen River). Although I'm 110% hoping Anne Hathaway uncovers Oscar gold!

Best Supporting Actor: Over publicized...Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

Best Supporting Actress: Can't decide, don't bother either way.

Best Director: Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire)

Best Animated Feature: Wall.E


I'm rooting for Anne Hathaway because Rachel Getting Married tops my must-watch list, and seriously, the Academy should create a new category specially for Meryl Streep.

Blackout!

so switch it off. it doesn't take much.

101 on How To Get Yourself A Date for Valentines!

Guys and girls, there's still time to save yourselves from being a couch potato with a tube of Baskin Robbins while watching Latino soap operas only your Mexican maid will cry at. Don't go green with envy on this special day because you too can say that love is in the air this Valentines with

Nigel's 101 Tips on How to Land A Valentines Date!

Remember, Tip #1 is marketability.

When there is supply, there is demand, but when we scrutinized the details, we realise that there is a need of a supply in the hot people market. It's as simple as the lack of good products in the market such as the overexcessive Buatan Malaysia products which fail terribly to own the market. You see, everyone can be beautiful. Guys, all it takes is to get in touch with your metrosexuality and feel it change you. Girls, you should know better than anyone else, the power of cosmetics and good make-up.

Tip #2 is activity
Be active. Be assertive. Make yourself known to the market. Don't be a hermit. The golden rule has always been S.A.D. .You're single, very much available and super desperate but trying hard to hide. So what, you'll have the last laugh to the posh restaurant with a hot date in your arms. Hah, here's to you all single people.

Tip #3 is Playing Hard to Get
A stark contrast to the previous rule but nonetheless, effective in its ways. You know why people fantasize about dating movie stars and celebs? They're hard to get. It's the undying hunger that is never satiated. If you can carry this role well, you're like Brad Pitt being able to choose the Angelina Jolie from the crowd of Pamela Andersons.

Tip #4 is Be A Loner
Don't stay home and rot on your sofa. Even if you don't have a date, go to some place where people hang out. Clubs, bars, lounges, cafes etc etc. Order something that makes you look emo, preferably hard liquor and someone will probably approach you. That person who makes the move is probably equally desperate as you are. In this case, opposites don't attract. No guarantees though, don't blame me if the person who approaches looks worse than an 80 year old Vegas dancer.

Tip # 5-101 is....
never ever trust a person who has never gone on a date.
yours truly.
=D

guys just wanna have fun

Good Girl Gone Bad State

Yeah, she really is in a very bad state right now. Bad enough to cancel her concert here in Malaysia (i hear the distant cries of Rihanna's Msian fans)

No one would've guessed something like this would happen just like how no one guessed the Jonas Brothers would lose their bid for Best New Artist(muahahaha). I guessed it right. I mean, for the Best New Artist one, not Rihanna's case. Sorry JoBros fans, I really don't like them. Whoever the winner was...Adele...yeah, heard one of her songs, utterly boring. Good vocals though.

Anyway, back to our highlight. I guess Rihanna's really in Disturbia right now, and Chris Brown's image changed Forever. What happened in that oh-so-charming Lamborghini that day, we'll never know until the both of them come clean. Fans are segregated into Team Rihanna and Team Chris now. As for me, I choose to be in Team Kaypoh lah. Haha.

There was even a rumour surrounding Leona Lewis. Some said she flirted with Chris Brown?! Who knows it might lead to Rihanna in the car Bleeding Love. We shall wait and see how the story unfolds. Oh yes, the most interesting one I've read. Rihanna gave Chris an STD which caused him to go berserk. Probably bullshit again but you never know, do you?

I sound like I've no stand in this, which in fact I dont nor do I want to. Not a fan of Rihanna nor Chris, but I think I sing With You, the offkey version perfectly. This has got to be one of the most juicy scandal of 2009 because I don't usually blog about things like these like a kaypoh Singaporean aunty at your local neighbourhood park. I'd rather poke Msian politics but they really need something fresh. Perak's political turmoil is so old school scandal lah. I'm bored.

So, anyone wants to listen to Take A Bow? Very apt for now isn't it?

It Isn't Coming.

So the Mona Lisa isn't coming to Malaysia after all.
I was thinking about going to have a look at it, pondering what made it such a special one.


Oh well, the Ministry of Unity, Culture, Arts and Heritage has to settle for something else. Cheaper probably?

You state the bid.

I miss Neal. That's all.

"Close your eyes. What do you see?"
"Black."
"Look harder."

-The Black Balloon


"The whole problem with people- is they know what matters but they don't choose it. The hardest thing on earth is choosing what matters."

-The Secret Life of Bees


"Society can't exist without the family."
"We're not against that."
"Can two men reproduce?"
"No, but God knows we keep trying."

-Milk


"Doctors...Lawyers...never get past 60 thousand rupees. He's won 10 million.
"What can a slumdog possibly know?"
"The answers."

-Slumdog Millionaire