Monday, July 28, 2008

Hmm, This Gives Meng Leong's Robber A Run for His Money

I thought the post in Meng Leong's blog was interesting. Until another robbery case made the headlines today.


I'm going to try to visualise the scenario.

Scene 1 Act 1. Action!
Setting: Rumah Kasih, SS3(children's home)

Robbers: Let's climb over the gate and rob this place. I'm sure we'll find treasure in there.*yeah im sure you will, it's a children's home*

(Innocent 12 year old Samantha in the hall)

Robber 1: (puts a parang to her neck). Shh!!! Be quiet.

(Another rushed to Rani the housekeeper in the kitchen)

Robber 2: Where's the money? Don't try to make any sounds or i'll kill you!

Rani: Please don't harm the children, this is a home for underprivileged girls. We do not have any money. *yeah, too bad some ppl lack common sense to know that an orphanage is not a bank*

(Robbers ransacked the place)

Robber 3: Really nothing lah. How come? (you stupid la)

Robber 1: Ok lah, we steal the van then.

(Two robbers ran inside the van)

Robber X: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!.....but i'm just going to steal your van, yeah?









Oh robber, you should be sorry for yourself. Forgiveness is so overrated these days. People seem to think that they deserve forgiveness by just saying, SORRY.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

I'm off

to get Starbucks.

Honestly, how did the owner of the coffee chain get dropped out from the world's richest men list??
With people like Jessica Stam and Nigel Teh

Friday, July 25, 2008

The 'Dark Side' of the PS2

The Playstation 2 has more of its dark side even when Star Wars isn't being played.


"Kids in Congo were being sent down mines to die so that kids in Europe and America could kill imaginary aliens in their living rooms,"


The demand for Playstations and probably every other game console has sparked an increase in Coltan, an unrefined metallic ore in Congo. It is a rare metal necessary for the manufacture of Playstation.





It's sad to know about Blood Diamonds but it's worse in this case. Heck, at least diamonds make you look beautiful, deaths are not totally in vain. But having other kids mine their own way to death so that privileged kids can kill imaginary aliens/knights/mutants etc etc is...............








Enough said.
Now, to get myself something for Christmas, a PSP.





Very hypocritical? We're all in this together. Unless you can give up your precious mobile.
Welcome to the hypocritical world.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Let's Talk Underwears

" Fashion come and go, but style is forever"- Yves Saint Laurent.
Soon enough, the summer trend is going to lose its shine to welcome the fall/winter collection.
However, there is one part of our wardrobe that will never go out of fashion.
UNDERWEARS.
Don't you think? We wear underwear regardless of what season it is...maybe except a certain someone..*ahem*...*britney spears* *cough*.
Though in Msia, it's forever summer.
We love underwear because it protects the part dearest to us. And it is amazing what fluffy/furry/feathery designs they can come up with to enhance comfort. Just walk past LaSenza, hell it is like a child's playground...so pink...so comfy looking.
im no peeping tom.
Anyway, who cannot not love Victoria's Secret. Ah, the likes of Gisele, Adriana, Karolina.
But Queen Victoria?!?!?
All hail the longest reigning British monarch to date.
Maybe a period that long contributed to her 50-inch waist! Yeah, they recently found her supposedly underwear and yup....it's 50 inches.
I didn't bother much until I read that they're going to auction the underwear.
Utterly disgusting. Who the hell would want an old dead queen's underwear which is about the size of I dont know what?
I mean if it's Prince William's. Fine, maybe some crazy heiress who has too much money to spend after some Louis Vuitton and Gucci would want it.
If it's Gisele's. All hell breaks lose.
Now, i certainly hope the British Secret Service doesnt come after me.
007, im sorry,
I just had to point out this absurdity.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Maestro

Hans Zimmer is amazing.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Sequel.

Although Political Circus was a box office flop, the 'producers' are betting their luck on a new one.


The Magic Show starring.....
Balasubramaniam(not Sivasubramaniam)
Just like any other magic show, he's the magician who goes Abra Kadabra bla bla bla Najib killed Altantuya and poof. Disappears after uttering some 'silly' sentence.
Though in this case, we're not 3 year olds. We know he did not really disappear. They always have these trap doors that they fall into. Somehow, the trap door that he fell into was a black hole that could teleport him to a 'neighbouring country'.
Singapore maybe? Nah, not much land to hide in. Lol.
Borneo Island? Wait wait, 'neighbouring country' wasn't it?
Philipines? A little too far out.
I'll bet it's Thailand.
It's our neighbour.
Outcasts like Chin Peng are there.
Best of all, you can come back a whole new person.
Balasubramaniam might just become Jeyanti/Punitha/Vikneshwary/Puvaneswari/ Allimalar? Lol.
sex change, the best disguise.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Faith in Love

we were just two hearts bound for different roads.
why they didnt lead us to forever, we will never know

Saturday, July 05, 2008

When The Estrogens Go Wild.

Forget POLITICAL CIRCUS
It flunked at the box office. Apparently, Msians are tired of watching political movies. Turn to Boston Legal people, it's definitely more mature.
Anyway, back to our title for the post. As we all already know(or don't), the two Singaporean blogging queens are unleashing their wrath on each other. The effect of PMS times 10? =D
So, we all can draw a conclusion from this, it's not all fame and fortune being a famous blogger.
You even get hate blogs created for you, http://www.xanga.com/dawn_wayang. (really really mean)
That is why I shall withdraw the title of the self-proclaimed next Kenny Sia. I'd rather much be a nobody blogger. You never know when the testosterones can get jealous of each other and have a catfight of their own. I'll pass.
do continue to visit my blog though.
I don't want nor need a hate blog. http://www.legays-anecdote.blogspot.com/? dont click, doesnt exist......yet.
I'm ecstatic when people tell me my blog is good. I'm overwhelmed by joy when people come up to me and say your blog is cool. I love it when strangers visit my blog. If I wanted to be a famous blogger, a 'DJians Blogging Awards' should suffice. I don't need nuffnang paying me shitloads of money and putting up yellowman ads on my blog. (which explains why i do not have nuffnang on my blog)
although getting paid thousands isn't exactly a bad thing.hehehe

Friday, July 04, 2008

There's More Than What Meets The Eye

Okay, our eyes have seen(or read about) the battle for rocks.


Now, our latest home-grown blockbuster (after a certain scandal early this year which grossed about i'd say a million google/youtube/yahoo hits) swept Malaysians, particularly stock market players, off their feet, literally.


Hell, forget about the ever stunning Charlize Theron in Hancock. Or sultry Angie in Wanted. Yeah, yeah....enough rave reviews about Get Smart. Where's your Msia Boleh spirit?
Have you watched Msia's latest?
It's called POLITICAL CIRCUS!
Rating : PG 18 due to possibly sodomy scenes and supossedly sexual affairs.
Trust me, the casts are Academy Award-worthy folks. Storyline is the most original heck even original is an understatement. This movie won't burn a hole in your wallet, mind you, only 1.30RM on weekdays and 1.50RM on weekends(rates apply for The STAR only). For such an interesting movie(without the need of special effects), it's one hell of a good deal.
Disclaimer : The work of the author in this "movie" review is purely based on personal opinions. The blog is not to be held liable for possible riots/strikes/rallies. No intended criticisism is directed to any party at all.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Just A Short Post....With a Small Wish

Dear God/Buddha/Allah/Santa/Some Great Force in Heaven I Truly Respect
On the night of July the second of 2008, I have a small wish to wish for. =D
I've been good.
I don't think I've commited any of the 7 Deadly Sins.
(well, maybe except gluttony)
I'm no Christian and it's too early for a Xmas present.
A good 17 year old can wish can't he?
I just want my backyard to have oil buried underneath like the backyards of North Dakotans.
At least a millionaire is made a day in North Dakota.
Besides, my ride is really eating up a lot of petroleum it committed the sin of gluttony just like its owner.
It doesnt hurt to have some black gold in my backyard.