All Things Beyond

all things beyond the comprehension and action of the human mind,

my mind

are the things break you down.


The memories of our lovin',
Still linger in the air,
Like the fainted scent of your roses,
They stay with me everywhere

Every time I get my hopes up,
They always seem to fall.
Still what could've been,
Is better than,
What could never be at all, at all

~could've been-tiffany

Language of The Clams & Out of Desperation

You know what irks me more about friendster.

It is the abundance of clams, who speak

.

Hmm, not exactly what i had in mind.

Its more of these

Its nothing personal, i just dont like them.

The pictures took my breath away, technically not literally.Whats worse than "cute" pictures? Their language!

99.9% of their testimonials and comments, sent or received has

wor

hor

liao

hihi

mind to intro?

above them all, i hate the phrase "mind to intro"

hey guess what, shut up.

Their range of vocabulary starts goes like this

wor-----------------------------mind to intro?

No further than that. more than 3 words, ouch to their simple minds.

In a non related case, i found this in The Star today.Which i thought deserved the RM50.

Mohd Yunus

Kampong Jubai SC

Labu Besar Kulim

Kedah

Umur:39 thn

Ingin mencari pasangan JANDA yang umur tiga puluhan. JANDA yang tiada anak.boleh.JANDA yang ada anak 1.boleh.

Jika ada JANDA yang boleh berkenalan sila hubungi dengan talian 019-5602192

Tak lawa tak apa janji baik hati.

Dont you find it hillarious?He wrote it in red btw,exactly what i posted.

Moral of the story:

1) Love knows no barrier.

2) The fetish of humans run wild.

3) Avoid Kampong Jubai in Kedah,the world has gone crazy, or rather our Jelapang Padi.

The Best Source of Entertainment

When you find yourself rotting in front of your history textbooks or getting your mood murdered by an add maths question, i've the perfect solution!

Its fat free, promotes a toned face and reduces stress hormones.

It seems like im promoting some cosmetics!

No, there is no Covergirl or L'oreal today.

Laughter is the best medicine and get them FOC(minus the 77 bucks you pay every month though) from EMO blogs.

Its darn sadistic to extract laughter from people's misery but the thing is, is it really miserably miserable? They story their life into some drama worse than the lives of those suffering from malnutrition in Africa, yeah its really cliche' to compare it this way but when you read them it really makes you wonder and ponder and LAUGH!

EMO=Emotional Minds Online

Yeah, thats the definition for the cyber-world EMO victims,or so they say.


I dont mean to spark controversy over their rights to babble about their OWN lives, i'll make it up to you by allowing you to tell me right in my ear.
*promise i wont laugh

This post is offensive, yet offense is the best defence.

I dont kiss the asses people tell me to as i retain my rights to view anything publicly exposed.

Interested in emo-blog-reading therapy?Just call "1800-emo-haha".
nah just leave a msg on the tagboard.


Over and out.......laughing.

Happy Wesak Day, Or So It Should Be

Buddhists all over the world gather on this very meaningful day to celebrate an auspicious event.








On Wesak Day, Buddhists all over the world commemorate events of significance to Buddhists of all traditions: The birth, enlightenment and the passing away of Gautama Buddha. As Buddhism spread from India it was assimilated into many foreign cultures, and consequently Wesak is celebrated in many different ways all over the world.


courtesy of wikipedia(again!)








And one of the ways of celebrating Wesak Day is by releasing pigeons or some other creatures if pigeons arent readily available. My dad's friend's wife once released a frog. She bought it from the pet store then released it. Things money can do for you.





But my lil brother celebrated it extra special this year, we dont usually celebrate though, not devouted Buddhists. Hehe.





He did it like this..........

Yup, he dug up some soil and saw earthworms wriggling joyfully.Short is their joy.

Took them and burn 'em. Now that's hot! Not.

Animals seem to go euphoric when its some special day.

Remember December 26?

Well, we put our rabbits,male and female together after separation. Man, you can guess what happens next. I thought of taking a picture or a video, cute but definitely 18SX. Might corrupt the young minds who visit my blog.

The reason they were but together in a small cage is because we're kinda abandoning them*tears*. Its too time consuming and troublesome to take care of pets who defecate too many milo pops.Well, i do miss 'em!

Look on the bright side though, we're releasing animals today too. Just in a slightly different way. Always choose to view things from different angles. =)