Language of The Clams & Out of Desperation

You know what irks me more about friendster.

It is the abundance of clams, who speak

.

Hmm, not exactly what i had in mind.

Its more of these

Its nothing personal, i just dont like them.

The pictures took my breath away, technically not literally.Whats worse than "cute" pictures? Their language!

99.9% of their testimonials and comments, sent or received has

wor

hor

liao

hihi

mind to intro?

above them all, i hate the phrase "mind to intro"

hey guess what, shut up.

Their range of vocabulary starts goes like this

wor-----------------------------mind to intro?

No further than that. more than 3 words, ouch to their simple minds.

In a non related case, i found this in The Star today.Which i thought deserved the RM50.

Mohd Yunus

Kampong Jubai SC

Labu Besar Kulim

Kedah

Umur:39 thn

Ingin mencari pasangan JANDA yang umur tiga puluhan. JANDA yang tiada anak.boleh.JANDA yang ada anak 1.boleh.

Jika ada JANDA yang boleh berkenalan sila hubungi dengan talian 019-5602192

Tak lawa tak apa janji baik hati.

Dont you find it hillarious?He wrote it in red btw,exactly what i posted.

Moral of the story:

1) Love knows no barrier.

2) The fetish of humans run wild.

3) Avoid Kampong Jubai in Kedah,the world has gone crazy, or rather our Jelapang Padi.