Hell, You're Smart.

You know the Chinese mind is really complicated...

They can think of things no other man can...

And that's why Chinese and the China market are successful.

They extend their intelligence even to the afterworld.

I mean, when you burn those big big Mercedes cars, haven't you thought of how to fuel them?

You burn your ancestor a petrol station too.

Hell's economy will be boosted.

Wonder how much petrol will cost there though, I mean...a piece of Hell's Bank Note is worth at least five figures.

Qing Ming is amazing.

Seriously, a petrol station?

Wedding Bells? The Good and The Bad.

You know the Hong Kong TVB Drama, To Grow With Love?

It irks me a little.

One failed marriage, fine, wrong timing.

Two failed marriages? No luck with fate? Never mind, third time's the charm.

No doubt. Three failed marriages. The only reason left is.....

No reason at all.

Go die, you've lost all fate and faith.

19 years of irreconcilable differences.

Kudos to you, Robin Williams.

This One's For The Girls

MENopause

MENtal stress

MENstrual cramps

why do all problems start with men?

girls, we're not all that bad.

The Toilet's Wow Effect

After 5 years in SMKDJ, today was a historical moment for me as i stepped foot into the boys' washroom beside the school's hall.

It was undeniably cleaner than the other washrooms and it also has a full or 3/4 length mirror for the vainpots.

However, nothing fits better in a toilet than encouraging words like COOPERATION and SUCCESS.

Hmm, I wonder....how do you actually practice those values in the toilet? Better not let my imaginations run wild. =D

the ingenious people of the school

spreads good values whereever 'appropriate'

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. !

I never imagined myself saying this but

I love you, Nabi!

Your birth gave me a day of holiday!

and that means more sleep.

dont have to thank me in my dreams.

you're too kind

Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing.

There is a time for silence.

A time to let go...

And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.

Gloria Naylor

how true.

now i need a friend to help me overcome...

enjinmatinophobia.

bless me.

The Recap

* Took my foot off the brake pedal. Stepped the clutch pedal hard. Goes into the first gear. Handbrake down.Go!*

Instructor: Slowly....slowly...slowly lift your foot off the clutch.

*Lifted foot slowly....slowly....slowly...*

Nigel: It's moving!

*a little too much, too fast off the clutch. enjin mati laa*

=.='

must be better next time around! i dont even want to imagine how i look practicing my turning on the imaginary steering wheel. well, a little humiliation for better driving.

Tension of Opposites

"Have I told you about the tension of opposites?"
The tension of opposites?

Life is a series of pulls back and forth.
You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't.
You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted.-
A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle.
Sounds like a wrestling match, I say.
A wrestling match.
He laughs.
Yes, you could describe life that way.-
So which side wins, I ask?Which side wins?
He smiles at me, the crinkled eye, the crooked teeth.

"Love wins. Love always wins."

Games, The Real Playground is Your Mind.

A BLOKE IN Philadelphia has been convicted of murdering his 17-month-old daughter after she knocked his Xbox over.Twenty-seven-year old Tyrone Spellman seems to have gone bonkers at daughter Alayiah after she pulled on the leads to his console, knocking it over.

I read in disbelief.

What's next? PS 2? Nintendo?

i remember posting about a divorce because of Counter Strike.

Games, who's playing who really.

no wonder he's called tyrone.

what a tyrant,

playing truant.

Young at Heart

my dirty little secret...

i love going to playgrounds and watch little kids

the michael jackson in me.hehe

just kidding, i just never lost the fondness for playgrounds since i was a kid

i get utterly excited by playgrounds.

the inner child in me, not the michael jackson.

well, time to grow up.

me against the world.

The Joke's On You

A good old samaritan died on Friday, 7th March 2008 and he met God.
Because he was a good person his whole life through, God gave him a choice to spend eternity in heaven or hell.

Samaritan: I don't know, God. Can I check out both places before deciding?
God: Sure, it's your call. Where do you want to go first?
Samaritan: Hell.
God: Okay, let us go to hell.

*hell was a lively place. everybody seemed to be enjoying 'life'. every need of every individual was taken care of and they live in prosperity*

Samaritan: Wow, hell is some kind of a place. They actually get everything they need here. The caretakers of hell are really kind.
God: So, you want to live in hell?
Samaritan: Let's check heaven out first.

*heaven was a peaceful paradise. angels playing the harps and soft comfy clouds you can lie on everyday*

Samaritan: Heaven is paradise. But, it's a little too quiet for me.
God: So, your choice is?
Samaritan: I'll take hell.

* God visited him a week later*

God: How're you doing?
Samaritan: Preposterous! What happened to the caretakers? They're ignoring us, we plead for our needs but in vain! Why are they doing this?We're suffering!
God: Haiya, good samaritan. Simple lah. Last week, it was before their general elections mah. Now that it's over.......

Just When You Think

Korean dramas are sickening

try watching this 'i-dont-know-what-title' Chinese drama on 8TV.

Good heavens, an hour long drama with an hour long of crying scenes.

The actress cries from pillar to pillar/ tiang to tiang / balcony to balcony/verandah to verandah and guess what....

she killed herself in the end.

Well thank god she jumped of the last balcony she cried on and right before i say 'woman, go to hell lah'. nah, i think she'll end up in heaven for sparing my eardrums.a good deed indeed. =D

If you ever question whether angels cry, I think I've an answer for you now.

poor heaven creatures,

just when you thought your sufferings in the mortal world ends,

here's to torment for eternity with your newest angel.haha.

Loving Tuesdays

Put down your books, you've got nothing to lose but your grades- Morrie

Cemerlang It Is

Hey, Djians, did you guys realise that there's a new 'obstacle' in our path recently built at the canteen?


They call it the Tower of Excellence.
*ooh ahh oooooo*


The library is in charge of filling the excellent tower with excellent things.
I'm thinking, a large portrait of myself.

or....

a super duper large word that would be none other than......

'STUPID'

because it's what the school is.

now that's excellent.

Murdered.

Casefile: Spiritual death

COD: Excessive indulgence in formulae and principles.

Prime suspect: Physics

Accomplice: Biology

Victim: ME

if this is only the first term, i wouldn't want to know what SPM will do.

gruesome.