The Joke's On You

A good old samaritan died on Friday, 7th March 2008 and he met God.
Because he was a good person his whole life through, God gave him a choice to spend eternity in heaven or hell.

Samaritan: I don't know, God. Can I check out both places before deciding?
God: Sure, it's your call. Where do you want to go first?
Samaritan: Hell.
God: Okay, let us go to hell.

*hell was a lively place. everybody seemed to be enjoying 'life'. every need of every individual was taken care of and they live in prosperity*

Samaritan: Wow, hell is some kind of a place. They actually get everything they need here. The caretakers of hell are really kind.
God: So, you want to live in hell?
Samaritan: Let's check heaven out first.

*heaven was a peaceful paradise. angels playing the harps and soft comfy clouds you can lie on everyday*

Samaritan: Heaven is paradise. But, it's a little too quiet for me.
God: So, your choice is?
Samaritan: I'll take hell.

* God visited him a week later*

God: How're you doing?
Samaritan: Preposterous! What happened to the caretakers? They're ignoring us, we plead for our needs but in vain! Why are they doing this?We're suffering!
God: Haiya, good samaritan. Simple lah. Last week, it was before their general elections mah. Now that it's over.......