Thursday, November 27, 2008

Peace of Mind

We are yet again witnessing another clash of the illiterate. Those who think they know better. But I got the better of them. haha





So, FATWA. What does it even stand for? Don't bother, don't care, don't give two hoots. It had such a low profile before this unnecessary issue came along. Ask someone if they know FATWA and they'll go 'what did you just say? FAT WHAT? FAT AH? I'm fat meh?'




This whole yoga issue might just be a publicity gimmick for people to remember by. Well, I don't blame them at all- religion is one very forgettable part in life. Believe me, I know best. Ask me Islamic History now and see for yourself. I believe most of our religions teach us to lead a simple life and avoid greed. Yet, I guess it's part of evolution in this increasingly materialistic world that the line at the Magnum, TOTO and DaMaCai in the evening is mental.




Let's not stray away. That's a whole different story.







What is FATWA's stand on this issue? Yoga will intoxicate the minds of people and divert the teachings of Islam because it contains Hindu practice. racist much.




'Pensyarah Fakulti Pengajian Islam Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia Prof Zakaria Stapa berkata pergerakan senaman yoga adalah berdasarkan unsur agama Hindu yang dikhuatiri boleh memesongkan akidah umat Islam yang mengamalkannya.'




What....a genius.




The guy better be afraid of the Sisters in Islam(pro-yoga people). Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, watch out.







Let me ask you frankly and you give an honest answer.





Does this look threatening to your religion?



If yes, go to your mosque/temple/church/wat and spend the rest of your life hibernating there. Your faith in your own religion is too shaky.





You know, it's only a matter of time before they have The Complete Pocket Idiot's Guide to 108 Pathetic Reasons Why Fatwa is Against Yoga.

So, when they're done with yoga...they'll move on to taichi, qigong so on and so forth.

People would then fight for their rights and then our Pendidikan Moral subject in school would have more values.

Kebebasan Beryoga, Kebebasan Bertaichi and Kebebasan Berqigong, perhaps? this is meant to pull the legs of those who are still forced to learn that blessedly silly subject that I don't for the rest of my life.

Didn't you know? One foolish thing leads on to another foolish thing. It's a chain reaction. Foolishness is rampant. fatwa taught us that didn't they?

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