Respect For The Disabled

You know,

in every continent,

in every country,

in every state,

in every province,

in every town,

on every street,

there is sure to be disabled people.

They have become part of our lives and deserved to be treated equally and share the same human rights as any one of us.

Disability as defined in Wikipedia is a condition or function judged to be significantly impaired relative to the usual standard of an individual or their group. The term is often used to refer to individual functioning, including physical impairment, sensory impairment, cognitive impairment, intellectual impairment or mental health issue.

You might be wondering why the random post about disabilities.

But this post has a special meaning,

this post is dedicated to the epitome of the disabled.

This special character although disabled, is very articulate and debates well.

Who is this person you asked?

Why its none other than..................................

NEAL TAN JUJIAN!

Disclaimer: This post is not meant in any form to insult or degrade anyone besides the specified.

P/s: If Neal finds out about this, my life is over.So my readers, unless he visits my blog......Shhhh. =)

Lets Do A Lil Mathematics

Yeah, maths.

Lets assume that i live till 80(i did a test, i was expected to live till 83 anyway)


That chilli i accidentally ate took 20 years off my life.Damn it was hot!Took me 3 cubes of ice and a bottle of water to chill my poor tongue.


The box of books i took home and back to school took 15 years off again. Thanks a lot recruits!You guys repaid my effort by your "remarkable" performance during practice.What a way to thank me. You're all very much welcomed.


All the homework/tuition/co-cu activities/projects/exams are taking 50 years away from me. Due to stress and over-thinking and not early aging, my hair is turning white. And i dont need every single person to tell me that.One is more than enough. I'm 16 btw, not 60.


Lack of sleep makes me feel lethargic everyday so bye-bye 5 years.


So, the bottom line is

I've -10 years left to live......


wait that doesnt make any sense.


a negative?

Oh god,i dont wanna die young.


I've still the world to see!

Laughter The Best Medicine

Here are a lil somethings to tickle your funny bone


Doctor: "I've some bad news and some worse news.The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to live."
Patient:"Thats bad news, what could be worse?"
Doctor:"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."



Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.Impatient to turn in his term paper,one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid's ten page report.
The topic? "Save our trees."



It is so rare to be offered a meal on airlines these days that I was surprised to hear the flight attendant ask the man sitting in front of me

"Would you like dinner?"

"What are my choices," he responded.

"Yes or no," she said.




Noted at the bottom of a receipt for funeral arrangements:

"Thank you.Please come again."




Doctors used to get calls at any hour. One night a man phoned, waking me up. "Im sorry but i think my wife has appendicitis".
Still half asleep, I reminded him that I had taken his wife's inflammed appendix out a couple years ago."Whoever heard of a second appendix?"I asked.
"You may not have heard of a second appendix, but surely you've heard of a second wife," he replied.

Teachers and Their Philosophies

One of the best things about being in 4 Balau are the teachers.

They are just hillarious in their own ways,never failing to make students laugh.


Even a grin from a history teacher sends us rocketing sky high in laughter.Oh, and a moutaining tone that wakes you from the sleepiest chapters of history.

A Biology teacher whom has a sarcastically funny sense of humour. You know, we are constantly in a dilemma whether to answer her questions. It just sends you so over the edge in a good way when she goes 360 degrees with your answer and end up with something silly thus making you look silly.Haha

And not to forget an Add Maths teacher who has a smile so cute it cracks you up.
*p/s: never tell your add maths teacher about a friend trying to grip your privates, there are only 2 possibilities, she getting furious or shoots you a look that drives your jaw muscles nuts.*


And then comes a Mod Maths teacher who is so cool you cant find her elsewhere. She listens to Akon, Justin Timberlake and even went to a PCD concert. A Chem teacher that pronounces an Italian/French/Spanish name so funnily it triggers your laughing receptors.


Above them all, a great BM teacher who can multi task. She's a teacher,obviously, a diagnotician,a news caster, papparazzi and a palm reader. Her skills showed that Amanda will be a surgeon, Eugene will not marry, Kai Ping is loyal, and Jay Yang will have a beautiful bride. Its a wonder how a "karangan" class can turn into some palm reading session.


4 Balau is just full of laughter and themselves.