Red and Blue Alert!

They reprimand people for drawing graffiti under the bridges of KL, but it seems that no one is doing anything about the vast vandalism of red and blue and a little green around town.


It's legal to stick anything during the pre-election period, aint it?

Why don't we draw a poster of a red rocket standing in the middle balancing a weight balance and a green flag with a white round circle serving as its base.

there you go, national integration.

isn't it what we all yearn for?

never gonna happen.

Honey, Honey?

Honey Trapping, a growing trend in Singapore.

It goes like this. Hired private investigators use sexy women and handsome men as bait to test the fidelity and faithfulness of their clients' spouses.
Such service can cost up to $5000-$18000 for a month's work. Regular surveillance will cost MORE.


A typical scenario; She bumps into a guy at MRT stations or where possible, asks to borrow his cellphone or simply drops a file.

"Basically we're setting up the trap for these men to bite, and 90% of the time they will"-PI

My POV: 1) Are Singaporean women that insecure about themselves? Sheesh, these ah lians....
2) Try giving fish to a hungry cat and tell him he's only allowed to stare at it, not eat
it. Husband yang loyal pun jadi tak loyal dibuat isteri-isteri ini.
3) I thought the MRT station scene only happens in Hong Kong dramas?
4) If you think the person you call honey at home is as sweet as honey, think again.

what's love when it leads to suspicion?

Lost and Found, Time and Tide.

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see that dot up there? it's what we all call a fullstop.

some things in life just needs to end at some point.

sometimes the point makes such a sharp turn, you can't look back.

and i think it's about time for it to take a turn.

Sometimes people can go missing right before our very eyes.

Sometimes, people discover you, even though they've been looking at you the entire time.

Sometimes we lose sight of ourselves when we're not paying enough attention.

We all get lost once in a while, sometimes by choice, sometimes due to forces beyond our control.

When we learn what it is our soul needs to learn, the path presents itself.

Sometimes we see the way out but wander farther and deeper despite ourselves; the fear, the anger or the sadness prevent us from returning.

Sometimes we prefer to be lost and wandering; sometimes it's easier.

Sometimes we find our own way out.

But regardless, always, we are found. -a place called here, cecelia ahern.

again, it's the wheel of the world.

turning around.

it doesnt even stop.

that's why you move with it.

and when you move with it, you're doing something called living

HaHaHaHaHaHa

and that's the last laugh

Impatience.

I'm anticipating Cecelia Ahern's new novel

'Thanks For The Memories"

well, second place is the first second best.
5 Balau, good job!

Amy Drughouse

She wrote the lyrics wrongly, must be smoking pot at that time.

it should be...

'they try to make me go to rehab and i said i'll go, i'll go, i'll go.'

because she DID!

the most ironic song of the year won song of the year. there, perfect fit.

Absurd Happenings

V.K. Lingam's former secretary G. Jayanti told the inquiry that no one was present when she received a cash payment of RM3000 from ACA officer, Wong Chee Kong in 1998.

So, what happens when the ACA itself is corrupted?

You form an ACA for the ACA lah

Chances are it'll turn out corrupted too, but who cares.

Corruption,corruption in the air.

On an unrelated note, I was intrigued by the headline of YAHOO! when I entered the website this morning.

"I'm real, and you're giving me up for a fantasy land. You're destroying your life, your six-year marriage, and you're giving it up for something that isn't even real."

World of Warcraft causes a wife to divorce her addicted husband. I guess he has been 'bang bang bang-ing' the enemies in the game but did not realise the thing being shot down was his marriage.

Absurdities.

They don't get mad when their girlfriends call them bitches.
But a naive male calls them a female dog, they go purple with rage.

They don't mind calling themselves camwhores.
But when you say, 'Hey whore!'. They mock you back until you're speechless.*blink blink*

Men will always be men.

Women will always be women.

Men never understand the need for shopping in women's lives just like women never understood why men ditch them for the English Premier League.

And that's why they love each other.

Embrace diversities.

Happy Valentines Day!

humans are amazing.

but i salute the geese, they only have one partner their whole life through.

Resuming from Previous Post.

Petronas' 2008 CNY commercial is very disturbing.

in a good way...

The boy's acting is really genuine, much better than the casts of "Cuci" or "Jangan Pandang Belakang" I dare say

The Creative Minds of Petronas.

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I couldn't find 2004's. 2008's is amazing but yet to be posted.

Tickle That Funny Bone!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
(sila tadakan tangan anda untuk bacaan doa....)


Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.
(haha, full of shit)


All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.


If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.


Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.


Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row



Actual Headline: Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training



Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.



Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.



There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isnt a train.



MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.


Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence to the UN: "We're absolutely sure Saddam has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts)


Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


A restaurant is the only place where people are happy when they're fed up.

I'm Rented!

Star Two today had a very heart wrenching article. I cannot imagine eating mud, seriously.

Can't do much about that, but I've found an easier option for charity.








http://www.rentyoursoul.com/





All i can say is, put your camwhoring skills to good use!

It's not too much to ask for. just your smile and your soul!

check out my soul there!

The Revolution

It happened quite randomly. The story goes like this.


*walks past LaSenza*
Monica: We should've sat here so Nigel can see.
Nigel: Hmm, revolutionary bra?
Monica: Haha
Nigel:I would only claim a bra revolutionary when it can really make revolutions around breasts.
Monica: Haha(again)
Nigel: A revolutionary bra should be able to make revolutions around the breasts and perform a self breast examination for the ladies. Then this will be definitely promote breast cancer awareness.
Monica: Yeah, why don't you invent one?
Nigel: Don't care.
Monica: You must before someone else thinks of it and invents it.
Nigel: Right, and then it'll be called Nigel Teh Lingerie Co. and women around the world would be wearing Nigel Tehs like Jimmy Choos.
Monica: Yeah yeah. Haha, then women will wear Nigel Tehs on their chests.What else?
Nigel: Panties.
Monica: Oh what will the panties do? Ah, I know check for cervical cancer.
Nigel: Ah yes yes, and also vibrates behind to tone the butts.



What a scintillating conversation. I crack myself up.

Watch out world, the next multi-millionaire is coming at you.

I shall also have an annual lingerie fashion show like Victoria's Secret.

Imagine revolutionary bras and vibrating panties on the runway.

Great, I'm a business mogul and a pervert.

Dong Dong Chang

There was this small column in The Star a few days back...

A man in Britain striked the lottery and won himself a whopping 30 million pounds.*that's a lot of money alright*. And he claimed that he is willing to give every penny of it away just for something. to have more time. more time with his wife. yeah, he's suffering from a critically fatal heart defect and will die any moment.

Money is a lot of things, that's undeniable, but it isn't everything.

my principle.

and the 'a lot of things' definitely don't include time and love.

as much as i wish it can buy me the days gone by and the love lost, it really cant.