The Revolution

It happened quite randomly. The story goes like this.


*walks past LaSenza*
Monica: We should've sat here so Nigel can see.
Nigel: Hmm, revolutionary bra?
Monica: Haha
Nigel:I would only claim a bra revolutionary when it can really make revolutions around breasts.
Monica: Haha(again)
Nigel: A revolutionary bra should be able to make revolutions around the breasts and perform a self breast examination for the ladies. Then this will be definitely promote breast cancer awareness.
Monica: Yeah, why don't you invent one?
Nigel: Don't care.
Monica: You must before someone else thinks of it and invents it.
Nigel: Right, and then it'll be called Nigel Teh Lingerie Co. and women around the world would be wearing Nigel Tehs like Jimmy Choos.
Monica: Yeah yeah. Haha, then women will wear Nigel Tehs on their chests.What else?
Nigel: Panties.
Monica: Oh what will the panties do? Ah, I know check for cervical cancer.
Nigel: Ah yes yes, and also vibrates behind to tone the butts.



What a scintillating conversation. I crack myself up.

Watch out world, the next multi-millionaire is coming at you.

I shall also have an annual lingerie fashion show like Victoria's Secret.

Imagine revolutionary bras and vibrating panties on the runway.

Great, I'm a business mogul and a pervert.