Thursday, April 10, 2008

That Thing Called L.O.V.E

Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.
breathe, just breathe

A team of medical experts in Virginia contends you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.
so next time you meet someone new, save them the trouble and KISS em.

It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.
anyone wants to have recess with me?

It's the unmarried girl under the age of 21 who's statistically most inclined to get a headache. It's a proven fact, too, that few patients in mental hospitals even get a headache
bottom line, get married at 13 to save you the headache.

In medieval Italy kisses weren't taken -- or given -- lightly. If a man and a woman were seen embracing in public they could be forced to marry.
talk about public display of affection

The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours.
and that's a lot of calories burnt =D

Husbands who kiss their wives before leaving home in the morning have been documented to live five years longer than those who do not.
the power of love...

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love. * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. * 6% propose over the phone.
i'm okay with the rest. but which idiot would agree to a proposal through the phone.

Florida law forbids a housewife there to break more than three dishes a day
or else....

The ladies of old Rome customarily put perfumed swan's fat in their bathtubs filled with donkey milk.
and that's supposed to make them beautiful. believe it.

The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife... so they can split the chores.
i'm speechless

Girls get about five times as many warts as do boys.
ahah, better stock up on those SK-IIs and Estee Lauder, girls.

In men the hypothalamus (small organ near the brain stem) is larger than in most women. When provoked, the hypothalamus heightens rage, thirst, hunger and desire; possibly explaining boys' more rambunctious behavior.
if girls can use PMS as a reason, here's one for the boys.

What does "getting a Valentine" mean in criminal jargon?it means Receiving a one-year jail sentence
still hoping for a Valentines?

The word "paradise" originally was the Persian word for a royal amusement park.
the word definitely came from a king watching his half naked concubines dancing in the park

Experts insist that the average person falls in love seven times before marriage.
still counting...

The heart is the most common symbol of romantic love. Ancient cultures believed the human soul lived in the heart. Others thought it to be the source of emotion and intelligence. Some believed the heart embodied a man's truth, strength and nobility. The heart may be associated with love because the ancient Greeks believed it was the target of Eros, known as Cupid to the Romans. Anyone shot in the heart by one of Cupid's arrows would fall hopelessly in love. Because the heart is so closely linked to love, it's red color is thought to be the most romantic.
L.O.V.E is universal


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