Space Garden

This has to be space travel's best discovery yet.


Martian soil is good enough to grow ASPARAGUS says NASA.


Why is it good?


Not because it might be a probable solution to our food crisis if the world population continues to increase, but PETA members(namely extremists) and probably vegans can finally call a place home.

Yes, I'm a meat lover. Sue me.

They don't seem to be quite fond of earthlings eating meat. Take Jessica Simpson for example, why make a big fuss about someone's shirt bearing the phrase "Real Girls Eat Meat".


Go to hell, I say. Or rather to Mars in this case. The only thing we can eat there is asparagus. Absolutely no beef, no pork and no chicken.

The only thing made of meat would probably be the PETA members.

Now, i wonder if Martians eat meat.

hahaha

Burn It Smartly!

Oh, come on! That pathetic stage in the hall?

That little class inhabited by smart alecs way in the corner on the first floor of block F beside the girls' toilet would've left a bigger impact. =D

Or maybe the one with a lot of books? ehehe, then i'll be out of work.

blessed dude/dudette. didnt you know that burning down what you burnt down is going to make me spend my Sunday in school.

Blogging Norms

"i bet the prefects woulda be happy if they saw the goodies which were in my bag haha"


Trust me, 9/10 blogs you blog hop to has this strike off thingamagingy. However common it is, it took me hours of brain juice extraction process just to find out how the heck they do this thingamagingy? Now my brain is suffering from a drought. No juice left.





What's next?

Pictures of self are a must on 99% of the female species' blogs. Pictures are like cosmetic make up on their blog posts. They beautify the posts.

Moving on......

Bloggers just have to show the world what is peristalsis-ing down their bellies. Yes, we're really really interested to know, be it mee mamak or foie gras



Another typical blogging scenario.....

I woke up at 8am this morning. I brushed my teeth and took my bath. Then, I had breakfast which consisted of two slices of bread and jam. While I was eating, my transport arrived and honked real loud. I rushed out the door with the bread still in my mouth. School is stupid. Curse the teachers la, give so much homework. Got exams coming also, very stressed. Came home, went for tuition blah blah blah blah

Why go through all that trouble? Everything can be summarised into 6 letters. B-O-R-I-N-G.

Next we have......

%^#%$*^#&^&$%#*$^&#*^$&*#^$&#

The universally renowned way of venting anger out. Use &*($%($&%*($&. Well understood.

Lastly, the norm that deserves the lamest post award.

I type in webdings and hopefully no one will find out about my secret.

Oh, yes. You got that right.

Voila. Blogging norms, sometimes you just get so sick of them.

And i ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY SURELY CONFIRMABLY do blog like that.

sweet irony

anyway, thanks to the following bloggers for participating indirectly in this research. Yes, i blog hopped to research on the norms.

Pls, take no offense

Everything's Going into a Transition Period

The prices of goods are sky-rocketing these days.

Everything is so pricey that even economical rice turned into business class rice.


If you have a big big car, drive with big big pride, you're a big big idiot.
(sing it using the tune of 'im a big big girl')

You think you can bully small small car drivers laa?
Stoopid you're the one getting bullied by an inanimate thing called PETROL.


But some of us don't seem to be affected by the price-hike. Take Brangelina for example. Two pink chandeliers for the babies' nursery worth US$899, US$3200 Versailles-style cribs, US$2800 changing tables, US$4500 French wardrobe.


Talk about being born with a silver spoon in the mouth.This is extravagant, this is being born with a treasure chest of silver spoons in their mouths.Better hope their lips will be as big and thick as their mum's.Anyway, if you earned the money, you have the right to spend it.

No qualms. I'm just wondering if the US$2800 changing tables have poop-cleaning function when they change the diapers. Seriously laa, it has to have some hi-tech function to hold that price tag.

it's big!

it's fabulous!

it's gonna rock the house.

and also prove that.....

'seluar londeh' is no longer in fashion.

keep reading to find out more.

Ok, I'm Getting Famous!

It's only a matter of time before www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com become the next big thing in Msia. Kenny Sia, watch your back! Alright, kidding! Light years away from that.

But my visitor count is increasing quickly.
(i visit my blog 10 times a day. ehehe.)
Hey, at least I've a loyal fanbase.

And the nominees for Loyal www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com Fan are...

(i) Young Tze Xian

(ii) Gan Lay Shu

(iii) Wordsworth

I think I should start to charge a little to those who visit. Entrance fee. =D

However, there has got to be another reason why people frequent www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com other than the handsome blogger.

Must be the nutrient-rich posts. Lets review.

Nutritional Information of www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com.

-as inspected and provided by Department of Health of Legin Het Corp.(DOHLHC) ....wth?

Ingredients: Wit of Legin Het, Concentrated Brain Juice of Legin Het, Legin Het's incomparable

style of blogging, Permitted Flavourings(with minimal foul language) to add

zest and Permitted Colouring to beautify things.

Serving Size: Portion kept less than 1000 words to prevent obesity.

Energy: 10457834 kJ (and that is 347835643 more than what you get from your daily

carb intake)

Carbohydrate: 0.00001 g ( kept low for the females who would most probably say "I feel fat"

after consumation.)

Protein: 1000000 g ( don't we all love Atkin's Diet?)

Fat: As much as it takes to make you say, " I feel FAT"

Vitamin: Vitamin L, E, G, I, N, H, E, T

Water content: Well that depends on how much you salivate, tear or probably pee from the

humour. Collect and measure. Send in data to

www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com for survey purposes. ( reminder: only data,

no sample pls)

Lastly...

Suitable for all ages as long as you continue to visit www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com.

is it me or does this post contain more narcissism, arrogance and lameness?

note the number of www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com in this post

click click.

nuffnang will be knocking on my door soon.

And in this corner we have Msia...........

and the other side we've S'pore.


Both seem to have some sort of fetish for rocks on sea.
A 25 year long battle for rocks.

I know I know. It's that territorial issue. Just like ol' times, more land...bigger empire. if they still use the term 'empire' that is.

And now...we're going treasure hunting for some letter written by some British governor to the Johor Sultanate back in those days.

In the end..even if we found the letter,
and bring it to the International Court of Justice(ICJ)
what'll we get?


Oh, yes, I forgot...JUSTICE is what we'll get.
Justice is served.






WE GET ROCKS. YAY!

msia boleh