Nigel's 101 Tips on How to Land A Valentines Date!
Remember, Tip #1 is marketability.
When there is supply, there is demand, but when we scrutinized the details, we realise that there is a need of a supply in the hot people market. It's as simple as the lack of good products in the market such as the overexcessive Buatan Malaysia products which fail terribly to own the market. You see, everyone can be beautiful. Guys, all it takes is to get in touch with your metrosexuality and feel it change you. Girls, you should know better than anyone else, the power of cosmetics and good make-up.
Tip #2 is activity
Be active. Be assertive. Make yourself known to the market. Don't be a hermit. The golden rule has always been S.A.D. .You're single, very much available and super desperate but trying hard to hide. So what, you'll have the last laugh to the posh restaurant with a hot date in your arms. Hah, here's to you all single people.
Tip #3 is Playing Hard to Get
A stark contrast to the previous rule but nonetheless, effective in its ways. You know why people fantasize about dating movie stars and celebs? They're hard to get. It's the undying hunger that is never satiated. If you can carry this role well, you're like Brad Pitt being able to choose the Angelina Jolie from the crowd of Pamela Andersons.
Tip #4 is Be A Loner
Don't stay home and rot on your sofa. Even if you don't have a date, go to some place where people hang out. Clubs, bars, lounges, cafes etc etc. Order something that makes you look emo, preferably hard liquor and someone will probably approach you. That person who makes the move is probably equally desperate as you are. In this case, opposites don't attract. No guarantees though, don't blame me if the person who approaches looks worse than an 80 year old Vegas dancer.
Tip # 5-101 is....
never ever trust a person who has never gone on a date.
yours truly.
=D
When there is supply, there is demand, but when we scrutinized the details, we realise that there is a need of a supply in the hot people market. It's as simple as the lack of good products in the market such as the overexcessive Buatan Malaysia products which fail terribly to own the market. You see, everyone can be beautiful. Guys, all it takes is to get in touch with your metrosexuality and feel it change you. Girls, you should know better than anyone else, the power of cosmetics and good make-up.
Tip #2 is activity
Be active. Be assertive. Make yourself known to the market. Don't be a hermit. The golden rule has always been S.A.D. .You're single, very much available and super desperate but trying hard to hide. So what, you'll have the last laugh to the posh restaurant with a hot date in your arms. Hah, here's to you all single people.
Tip #3 is Playing Hard to Get
A stark contrast to the previous rule but nonetheless, effective in its ways. You know why people fantasize about dating movie stars and celebs? They're hard to get. It's the undying hunger that is never satiated. If you can carry this role well, you're like Brad Pitt being able to choose the Angelina Jolie from the crowd of Pamela Andersons.
Tip #4 is Be A Loner
Don't stay home and rot on your sofa. Even if you don't have a date, go to some place where people hang out. Clubs, bars, lounges, cafes etc etc. Order something that makes you look emo, preferably hard liquor and someone will probably approach you. That person who makes the move is probably equally desperate as you are. In this case, opposites don't attract. No guarantees though, don't blame me if the person who approaches looks worse than an 80 year old Vegas dancer.
Tip # 5-101 is....
never ever trust a person who has never gone on a date.
yours truly.
=D
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