Fair Chicks

i never got why fairs and exhibitions have chicks wearing skimpy outfits

1) Pretty, yes. Attractive, not. Maybe all the customers they end up attracting are the 'ah peks' and sick paedophiles.
2) Cute voice, yes. Loud and clear voice, no. They seem more like they're selling sex instead of the products when they whisper*psst psst* to the passerbys. Those with loud voice, it's back to number 1.
3) Make up, yes.Flawless complexion, no. Cause of the flaws? Too much make up! Cmon, you dont want to announce to the world that you're part of the circus.

Fair chicks tend to have an unfair package.