Found it!

But there's a danger in loving somebody too much,

and it's sad when you know it's your heart you can't trust.

There's a reason why people don't stay where they are.

Baby, sometimes, love just aint enough.

- Love just aint enough by Patty Smyth

"For now Dylan seems content to explore the world on his own. His little hands feeling along the kitchen wall, Dylan makes his way to the hall and to the gold knob on the closet door. He fumbles with this new discovery and hearing the click of the latch, pulls the door open. Giggles. He pushes it closed. Click. More laughs. For 15 minutes, he opens and shuts, hysterical laughter cutting through his darkness. Watching from the kitchen, Karen smiles as she realises her little bear cub is opening his own doors and becoming a little less helpless every day."

Extracted from ' Out of The Darkness' Reader's Digest Asia, January 2008.

A heart-wrenching true life account. Dylan is born with microphthalmia(absent eyes).

The Worst Feeling

Man, it has gotta be that sneezy feeling in your nose but yet failing to sneeze it out.

I hate this.

I need an emo song

That's The Spirit!

Snapped the pic while waiting at the JPJ centre.

I quote the BIG BIG sign flashing itself so conveniently



"Dilarang Merokok"

Somehow Malaysians just seem to be that ignorant, at least the make themselves be.

seriously....



Malaysia Boleh!

smoking, does it really provide that satisfaction?
I think not.

I'm kicking ass on Boxing Day!
I passed my Undang, second time around...
A '48/50', my instructor was surprised.
hey im not stupid la

Haha,dad, don't have to allocate 300Rm for my undang retake.
Workshop tomorrow, the weather better be promising =I
I'm going to get my 'L' license! Can't wait for 'P'!

I'm feeling rather lethargic.
Stress isn't doing me any good.

someone must've messed with time,
why are the holidays ending so soon.

Xmas Dinner

with Neal and Monica

and...

with Neal buying.
yes, you got that right


you're just too kind, pal.
merry christmas to you.

i've been nice and good and i deserve the best xmas present,so...

my wish for xmas this year is the opportunity to celebrate xmas next year with a content heart after SPM

santa, i'm wondering how you're going to bring this gift to me.

i think i believe you exist.

Christmas Eve Post

Yes, i'm that miserable, blogging at home instead of celebrating at some happening event.

anyhow....

if you countdown to Christmas on Christmas Eve,

and

Open your presents on Christmas Day,


what do you do on Boxing Day?

My answer is.......


Eat Chicken Boxing. =D

the real answer is.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_day


somehow i think Boxing Day is more enticing than Christmas
*ok dont give me that look, it's just a biased opinion from a miserable boy on Christmas*

Merry Christmas!!!

now this is what i call silent night.good night.

Movie Review

This a one movie I remember fondly watching in my younger days. The chipmunks will never fail to appeal with their cute charm and hillarious actions, if you love em back then, you'll still adore them in this movie. There's nothing groundbreaking about this movie, Jason Lee takes on the role of David but does the signature 'Alvin' scream rather disappointing. Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney play Alvin, Simon and Theodore respectively. Note that, Jesse McCartney! Thumbs up for being able to voice Theodore with almost 90% genuity. The storyline is very typical which resulted in my occasional yawns. Really really flat, even for the climax of the story.Leaves you virtually nothing to anticipate. Soundtracks are catchy since they used the original ones. 'Witch Doctor' is undoubted the crowd favourite.

B-

Poo!

The PD Mini Zoo is nothing but full of shit, seriously, shit shit, yeah that shit.

Therefore I came to conclude that goat's shit smells the worst and undeniably wins the gold medal. Cows get the silver medal and horses, you're gonna have to settle with bronze. Chickens, you guys are forgivable, your teeny weeny poo don't produce much of a stench. Donkeys, I did not stumble upon yours, but I was hoping you would go 'nghee-hor nghee-hor'.

note:-
*this is a competition i wouldnt mind NOT getting gold*


Well at least the laughter, pool, margarita and 'mai tai' made up for it. Don't you just love the holidays?

seriously, what's up with these ladies wearing stilettos at the night market...

however expensive your Jimmy Choos are...it'll just become Jimmy Achoo when it smells of fish.

hidung tinggi tinggi some more.tsk.


pure airheads.

Do The Math

so what's the figure difference between 41 and 42 ?

if your answer is 1, you're right. it shows that you can count and it also shows that you've not sat for your undang exam.

if you did, your answer would be RM50



damn it.told you it wasnt a piece of cake. well, i should never complain, 41 aint that bad for someone who hardly studied for it.

i'm sitting for undang tomorrow.

now don't start telling me it's a piece of cake, i don't buy that sort of advice, it's bull.

i think i've studied enough, i can tell that the orange sign with a black figure holding a hoe means that a dude is digging up a graveyard in front, and if the distance is stated, that's how deep he's gonna dig.

ain't it?

ok, being lame is definitely not a remedy for curing pre-exam stress. wonder what I'll become before SPM.

The Must Watch List

Rendition








PS, I Love You











Atonement










I Am Legend










The Game Plan







National Treasure: Book of Secrets








The Kite Runner

" Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories? Those of us who fall in love alone. We are the victims of a one sided affair, we are the cursed of the loved ones, we are the unloved ones, the handicapped without the advance of a parking space."


" Because you're hoping you're wrong and everytime she does something that tells you she's no good, you would ignore it and everytime she comes through and surprises you, she wins you over and you lose that argument with yourself that she's not for you."


" What I'm trying to say is that I understand the feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how that it can actually ache in places that you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter whether how many new haircuts you get or jumps you joy or how many glasses of Chardonnay you drink, you still go to bed every night going over every detail wondering what you did wrong or how you could've misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that she'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new and you'll meet people that make you feel worthwhile again. Little pieces of your soul will finally come back and all that fuzzy stuff and years of being with the life you've wasted, that will eventually begin to fade"


" I've got a life to start living, and you're not in it. I think what I've got is something slightly resembling to...gumption"




Sorry about that, it's just the lines of Kate Winslet from "The Holiday" which were really profound. I liked how the lines were so heartfelt and chosen to show the character moving on from a one sided love. It really depicts the phases someone who is in an affair like this has to go through.Genius.

ANTM Cycle 9

I can't believe Saleisha won.
Never in my wildest thoughts that she would advance that far.
Maybe it's just that something the judges see that I don't. Believe me, this is the first time I don't feel that believable feeling in the winner.

Well, we all have our say in these competitions, be it ANTM or American Idol. It's personal.

Movie Review

Frankly, I'm not surprised by the figures this movie raked in as a blockbuster. Typical as it may seem, well, it wouldn't be called a fairytale story if it wasn't typical. But this movie has an edge, it's witty but not cheesy and the producers deserve the recognition for being able to incorporate notably different parts of famous Disney fairytales into it's beginning. Everyone is bored of watching fairytales like Snow White, too 1970s....i guess this is a modern day twist. I mean if you get bored of watching the prince and princess riding into the sun living happily ever after, this movie has got reality check. Being a fairytale, of course there will be a happy ending, but maybe opening up a boutique as a happy ending isn't that unrealistic. Riding into the sun on a white stallion? Sorry, can't relate. Another plus point, very very good soundtrack. "Ever Ever After" is a great listen and almost everyone I know of who watched the movie loved it, why of course, it's Carrie Underwood! "So Close" by John McLaughlin is very suitable, very romantic.

B+

Cast evaluation :-

Amy Adams- Although not a very sought after actress in Hollywood, I'll have to agree that she delivered well in this movie. Ethics and mannerism like a princess, not to mention the naivety too. She did bring the image of a princess accompanied by really good facial expressions. A commendable effort.

Patrick Dempsey- Dr. McDreamy. Who else to pick if not everyone's favourite doctor. After being named the 2nd sexiest man alive, I'm pretty sure he is up to play this role. I think he should be acknowledged because probably half of that they earn is probably due to his presence. Undoubtedly he has good acting but I don't buy his performance in this movie. Mediocre, average, normal, so-so, what else? Stick with the medicine thing, doctor.

James Marsden- Now he is the true star of the movie. He has definitely proved his versatility here. From 'X-Men' to 'Hairspray' and now this? I think his fairytale naivety in the movie was amazing. His performance is rather convincing. He does have an ability to tickle the funnybone, something I never knew he had.

Susan Sarandon- Evil witch of the story, malevolent. Fullstop. Pretty much nothing to comment about her. Honestly, there isn't anything much to say considering she was her animated self at the beginning, when she finally came from that manhole, she turns herself into a dragon after maybe 15 minutes of the movie? But I thought she did a fairly good job at being the dragon, probably better than Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty =D

Movie Review

Call me stoneage but this movie is awesome. I personally like how smooth the storyline is. Eventhough it jumps from Cameron Diaz's scene to Kate Winslet's, it does not confuse at all. Very neat. The lines are not cheesy at all for a love story, as a matter of fact, they're meaningful and quite intellectual. Comedy wise, well, you would certainly end up with a few mild laughters, but nothing to make you fall off your seat.
Cast evaluation:-
Cameron Diaz- Well she is Hollywood's royalty known for her versatility to bring different roles. But i think she didn't shine as great as Kate Winslet in this movie, sorry to say. However, thumbs up for her 'trying to cry' efforts.

Kate Winslet-I thought she was amazing in this movie. Loved the British accent. Her various facial expressions in this movie was portrayed very well. Her lines are very genuine and really touches you. Good job!

Jude Law-I think Jude Law is a good actor for his sense of humour is one of a kind. He doesn't have to do silly things to make comedy. He isn't really the funny type but somehow he manages to make people laugh with his ethics. His role here is really different from 'Alfie' and it's nice to see a different side of him.

Jack Black- I've never been a fan of Jack Black. He's a very good comedian with stellar acting skills. But it is something about his character in this movie that you find it hard to relate to. It's not bad but not convincing enough. Maybe it's because he can't shed that funnyman image that causes the supposedly touching parts seem less moving. Nonetheless, towards the end, he kind of got the hang of it and delivered a mediocre acceptable performance.

A-

I like reviewing movies. Maybe i should be a critic next time, free movies sound good eh? I think I'll write up on Enchanted next.

Big

Undang Lecture was damn boring!
I swear the lecturer has some kind of fondness or fetish for 'harimaus', yes tigers.

"Jalan raya adalah seperti mulut harimau, bahaya!"
*dont you agree, xian? he repeated harimau quite a few times during the start of the talk.*

and what made it harder to pay attention is that every sentence or two he completes, he smiles and grins so cheekishly I can hardly restrain from laughing.

????

My driving instructor is really strict on her students but surprisingly she breaks all the rules for ethical driving. She even stops on the yellow box! If I ever tried that, I think I'll end up with a knock on my temples with her fists. Yes, she's big. Big on the outside and a big personality.


p/s: Nigel isnt that hard to pronounce is it? dear lecturer, 'nee-gel'???, oh cmon."

Random Things

There's a cute blonde boy wearing a Santa hat beside my table.

The table here is too low for me*backache*

I'm looking at Bandar Utama College and found that it really looks like Stadhuys in Melacca.

The Iced Vanilla Brewed Coffee here tastes like 'kopi peng' from a kopitiam. Honestly, I can make better coffee than this. But the Java Chip makes all the difference.

Out of the 20+ people here, i think only one uses a Mac. No wonder Bill Gates is so rich.

Sis and Stef are being fickle and using the Magic 8 Ball to help them decide, occasionally Stef asks me how, but i'm equally fickle.

They're talking about booze night, i like the sound of that.

The pretty lady beside our table is eavesdropping.

I should be revitalized after some coffee but weirdly I can hardly keep my eyes open.

I'm dressed very slack and I think I look good dressed down.

I'm feeling comfy.


Starbucks is HEAVEN

Happy 100th!

I'm dedicating this post to Zoe Tan.

Hope you had a sweet tasteful sixteenth birthday!Sorry i couldn't make it for the celebration, but my 1ooth post should be something worthwhile and i'm giving it to you.

Haha, kidding.

On a totally unrelated issue, i like my new blog header's pic. Snapped it while on vacation at Melaka.

The Price of Beauty

is darn painful.

i can't believe i actually went for a facial session.
Mum talked me into it, and yeah i got talked into it.
Well, it's something you've to do when you no longer have baby-smooth skin but only pimples. Well, amidst the pain of pinching those nasty pimples, the beautician was pretty =D. And the face massage was good.

Fair Chicks

i never got why fairs and exhibitions have chicks wearing skimpy outfits

1) Pretty, yes. Attractive, not. Maybe all the customers they end up attracting are the 'ah peks' and sick paedophiles.
2) Cute voice, yes. Loud and clear voice, no. They seem more like they're selling sex instead of the products when they whisper*psst psst* to the passerbys. Those with loud voice, it's back to number 1.
3) Make up, yes.Flawless complexion, no. Cause of the flaws? Too much make up! Cmon, you dont want to announce to the world that you're part of the circus.

Fair chicks tend to have an unfair package.

The Newbie

Zak Shen Yeong Kitchen.

How does the name sound for a restaurant?

Haha, no. That's the name of my newborn cousin. He's of mixed ethnicity, chinese and Brit. And 99% of these babies turn out very good looking. Just don't end up in the unfortunate 1%.

Welcome to the family, Zak!

The Newbie

Zak Shen Yeong Kitchen.

How does the name sound for a restaurant?

Haha, no. That's the name of my newborn cousin. He's of mixed ethnicity, chinese and Brit. And 99% of these babies turn out very good looking.

Welcome to the family, Zak!

Phew!

ok, im clean now.
spent the day painting the library walls and got my body infected with beige-coloured chicken pox.
the cool part is i hardly paint, so being the 'jakun', i was eager to paint, was kinda fun. don't believe it when they say fun times pass very quickly, my 'fun' lasted 4 hours, 4 dreadful and tedious hours.

went to the Celcom Centre to run some errands, yes i've to talk to their personnels in my labourer- like self. Haha, they must be amazed that i could converse in English so fluently. Did not try to lock eyes with the people around, just to avoid peculiar stares.

next, grocery shopping with Mum at Giant. those shoppers there must be thinking i'm the Ahmad or the housekeeper. i'm the tuan muda la!

so, moral of the story, get a change of clothes unless if you can endure a whole day being the centre of unwanted attention and not to mention a sneezy nose, achoo! =D

just give it time,
time heals,

time will,
here's to you.

Put into Words

I'm glad i never lived next to the water
So I could never get used to the beach
And I'm glad I never grew up on a mountain
To figure out how high the world could reach
I love the miles between me and the city
Where I quietly imagine every street
And I'm glad I'm only picturing the moment
I'm glad she never fell in love with me

For some the world's a treasure to discover
And your scenery should never stay the same
And they're trading in their dreams for
Explanations
All in an attempt to entertain
But I love the miles between me and the city
Where I quietly imagine every street
And I'm glad I'm only picturing the moment
I'm glad she never fell in love with me

The trick of love is to never let it find you
It's easy to get over missing out
I know the how's and whens,
but now and then,
She's all I think about

I wonder how it feels to be famous
But wonder is as far as I will go
Because I'd probably lose myself in all the Pictures
And end up being someone I don't know.
So it's probably best I stay in Indiana
Just dreaming of the world as it should be
Where every day is a battle to convince myself
I'm glad she never fell in love with me



indiana-jon mclaughlin
yeah never.

jon mclaughlin is one amazing artist.i'm not a fan of male singers but this is an exception.and this is the type of song i was hoping to bump into. "human" is also another good one.

as much as i dont want to,

i have to,

and the cycle goes on again.

ride with me if you will....

because i don't want to fall alone,

only knowing that the past replays itself

The Legins

i google-ed 'legin' out of boredom and ended up with some impressive results

http://www.legin.com

this is an award winning consulting firm

http://portland.citysearch.com/profile/8461984/

this is Legin Restaurant, serves good dim sum like pork dumplings, too bad it's located in St. Portland, where ever that is

http://www.leginknits.com/

haha now this is darn cool, it's a crochet headwear retailer for men, women and children,wholesale throughout North America. =)

http://www.pbase.com/smithnb/profile

legin photography

http://www.legin.at/

LeGin, some Gin manufacturer's website.haha,cool.

http://www.legins-anecdote.blogspot.com/

it's a blog. drop by and read. =D

Not More 'Brown' Days

Whitney Houston is better off without Bobby Brown

I'm finding 'I Will Always Love You' so appealing to the ear again

Beautiful voice.

I would go to the Live and Loud 07 concert if I could persuade myself to close an eye and burn a hole in my wallet.

Never good in talking myself into doing things.haha.

Lala-fied Saturday

now since when OU and Sg. Wang merged?

last Saturday, OU was infested with lalas, not only Cina but also Malays

their rainbow coloured hair was even more colourful than my banana split at Waffle World

those girls' hay-like hair.....i thought everyone wanted silky straight and soft hair on their heads, honestly i think the texture of their head hair and pubic hair is the same.

haha, sorry, just me and my thing againts lalas.nothing personal.

oh, and never go to the TM Point in DU at lunchtime....

no im not talking about the crowd, it's the BO the minute you enter the main entrance

ok, now i'm really heading off, start missing me.

Ciao!

i'm off to hometown

if you wanna reach me

just reach for your phone

i'll be dead bored anyway, trust me

you wont be a nuisance

Work Your Way.

happy 88th post!

i'm working my way to reach my 100th.

but i thought 88 is a nice number to commemorate...

fatt fatt!

Look, Banana!

I'm full of bananas

bananas=bullshit

bananas=eccentricity

bananas=bananas?

say bananas

haha.....

sorry, boredom gives you the bananas

i'm just loving my banana pic laa...

but i dont fancy eating bananas

=)

Now, That's A Beau!

Wow!

The Gardens

What's a trip to Gardens without some flowers, fruits and vegetables huh?

tomatoes, bright red tomatoes. dont you just love their glow?

Fruits, multi-colour, vibrant, i like.

green and orange, i like how the colours dont blend and create a fine contrast.

Flowers, what a variety.The many different colours add some zest and vibrancy into the pic.

Last but not least, bananas! The yellow and green are just asking to be photographed.

well, it's worth those peculiar stares....

i mean it's not everyday you see some dude taking photographs of vegetables at Cold Storage. =)

Out to Sea

l'm all for the nautical thing lately...

prob influenced by my recent visit to the naval base

checkered shirts, plain polo,simple stripes, cargos and khakis...that's a style i like.

the beauty of simplicity is complicated

here's to you: "when it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion".

ah, the mother quote of "money makes the world goes round".

amen.amitabha.whatever.

Addiction

i'm liking Ghost Whisperer and BonBon's Tiramisu very much.

Very random, i know.

Very bored too.

Carnival Ride

"God put us here on this carnival ride

We close our eyes

Never knowing where it will take us next

Babies are born and at the same time, someone's taking their last breath"

Picture Perfect

Canon EOS 400D

Nikon D40

I'll get my hands on you

one day.....

one fine day...

im bored.

really bored.

really really bored.

so i decided to ponder upon this....



"were there no women, men might live like gods"
-thomas dekker



does that mean that men who don't have sex are godly?


but i thought Greek gods are promiscuous.....


or could it be referring to the prosperity of gods...


sure those Chinese gods are filthy rich, if the exchange rate between earth and, well the other world is good, they might be listed in Forbes. and without women, men will undoubtly save their wallets from burning.


gods have the final say. They are superior. Will mens' superiority be better without womens' constant retaliation?


aiya, hate that quote la..it should be 'were there women'.


because when there are women(e.g. a wife), men restrict their sex partners. then they'll be more like gods. Gods are suppose to be looked up at anyway as respectable figures.


wives save their husbands' wallet from burning unnecessarily.i mean it's better to leave a hole in your wallet because of a Fendi bag rather than the typical male entertainment.


and with women melting when presented with a sweet doing, without fail men will exude an aura of superiority.


it's mutual. you're happy and i'm happy.marriage is blissful.



did i mention that my latest ambition is to become a marriage counsellor?


i'll earn big bucks.i can drag on some pathetic quote to imply realisation.if it's 500 bucks an hour.......

The Raya Doings

reading about autism

being a dummy

Spreading the word

Met a saviour for my lips

a cracked lens

all things leather

a scalded thumb

that's pretty much what i did for the Raya week apart from singing along with The Eagles' Desperado.

Yeah, i'm desperate.

So Small

'Cause sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand

What you've been up there searching forforever

is in your hands

When you figure out love is all that matters after all

It sure makes everything else

seem so small

yeah, anticipating the "carnival ride" on 0ct 23...

its gonna make everything seem so small

curious?

i am too, just like you.

Accomplished

yeah, my chemistry project is completed
one down, lots more to go

anyway.....

do you like avocados?

ever enjoyed their freshly squeezed juices

or slice them and put them on both your eyes to eliminate dark circles

or mash them up for facial mask?

well.......

just so you know,

the word avocado......

is derived....

from the ancient Aztec word.....

'testicle' =)

enjoy.

Learn The Hard Way

guess what?

latest research shows that people who suffer from migraine tend to have better memory....

now i know how to ace my history and bio

1) burn the midnight oil the day before and arise the following day with a headache

2)get someone to whack my head before i sit for the paper

*1st option preferable*

ah,

now thats what you called learning the hard way.

success doesnt come easy

Possessions

Sometimes I wake up crying at night

And sometimes I scream out your name

What right does He have to take your heart away

When for so long you were mine -you were mine, dixie chicks

But even those old pictures have

begun to fade.....

and all i can hear in the silence,

are the words i couldn't and didn't say

and actions that are in vain,

all i can do now is just close my eyes,

with some country,

to recollect moments i left behind,

and a little tears when night falls,

conspiracies and controversies

makes me wonder how dark the human heart can get

i certainly do miss you,

i really really do.

i certainly hate them,

i really really do.

Easy silence that you make for me

It's okay when there's nothing more to say to me

And the peaceful quiet you create for me

And the way you keep the world at bay for me

The way you keep the world at bay

-easy silence,dixie chicks

its silent now.

as much as i dont want it to be.

it is.-legin het

Feuds

what is life without drama

from catfights in a canteen

to threats to BURN someone up

to mission steal-boyfriend-from-bitch

ahh.....

just the things you need to zest it up eh?

what is life but a black and white Audrey Hepburn movie

if without drama to make it as sexy as a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

but im enjoying all the CNN broadcasting

and watching it like good ole sitcom comedy Phua Chu Kang.

Life's just a beau,dont you agree.

I'm Lovin It

I love the library

I love MPS

Life is pretty much kind right now.

I'm posting something un-emoish because Pn Monica who reads my blog said my blog is too emo. So im doing something to please her, something i hardly or probably never did.haha.

Well blame me for your asking-to-be-bullied face.

Pn Monica,

you're so photogenic.i love your candid shots.

it'll be a wee bit cruel to post your pics here, undoubtedly will cause embarassment
*resisting clicking on the post a pic icon*

but squid, i love you la

you never fail to make my day

and thats what makes me sing

"my heart goes sha la la la la"

Time, Unfolds.

Sometimes it just takes a little courage

Sometimes it just needs a little pushing

Sometimes it just needs some believing

Sometimes it just needs a voice

Sometimes it just as simple as when it births in our minds without complications

Sometimes it just takes time

But

Always, you need to keep people close to your heart.

and

occasionally my blog becomes a melancholic item

but

we will never lose whats on the inside

learn the beauty of life

and a little grammar =)

Emotions, Take Control!

Its really not my kind of day today

Every time i lift my hopes up, they always turn me down-could've been

i think i suffer from OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder)

i just cannot tolerate not completing something as planned

i dont take detours

i finish them under most circumstances

i hate half cooked stuff,with the exception of eggs.

i must finish up things i have in mind.

i hate losing things or leaving things behind.

i've so much to do.

i'm not maximizing my holidays

i'm not ready for school again

i promised myself to study during the holidays yet failed to do so

i dont cope well with stress

i need to pick up the pieces.

with an aching stomach now...

i dont know why im still blogging

i know why.

i've so many unspoken words

so much i need to say

and thats not even half of the things i wanna shout out

i want to voice out yet i dont know how

i know but i dont know

ok

im going mental

good night!

All Things Beyond

all things beyond the comprehension and action of the human mind,

my mind

are the things break you down.


The memories of our lovin',
Still linger in the air,
Like the fainted scent of your roses,
They stay with me everywhere

Every time I get my hopes up,
They always seem to fall.
Still what could've been,
Is better than,
What could never be at all, at all

~could've been-tiffany

Language of The Clams & Out of Desperation

You know what irks me more about friendster.

It is the abundance of clams, who speak

.

Hmm, not exactly what i had in mind.

Its more of these

Its nothing personal, i just dont like them.

The pictures took my breath away, technically not literally.Whats worse than "cute" pictures? Their language!

99.9% of their testimonials and comments, sent or received has

wor

hor

liao

hihi

mind to intro?

above them all, i hate the phrase "mind to intro"

hey guess what, shut up.

Their range of vocabulary starts goes like this

wor-----------------------------mind to intro?

No further than that. more than 3 words, ouch to their simple minds.

In a non related case, i found this in The Star today.Which i thought deserved the RM50.

Mohd Yunus

Kampong Jubai SC

Labu Besar Kulim

Kedah

Umur:39 thn

Ingin mencari pasangan JANDA yang umur tiga puluhan. JANDA yang tiada anak.boleh.JANDA yang ada anak 1.boleh.

Jika ada JANDA yang boleh berkenalan sila hubungi dengan talian 019-5602192

Tak lawa tak apa janji baik hati.

Dont you find it hillarious?He wrote it in red btw,exactly what i posted.

Moral of the story:

1) Love knows no barrier.

2) The fetish of humans run wild.

3) Avoid Kampong Jubai in Kedah,the world has gone crazy, or rather our Jelapang Padi.

The Best Source of Entertainment

When you find yourself rotting in front of your history textbooks or getting your mood murdered by an add maths question, i've the perfect solution!

Its fat free, promotes a toned face and reduces stress hormones.

It seems like im promoting some cosmetics!

No, there is no Covergirl or L'oreal today.

Laughter is the best medicine and get them FOC(minus the 77 bucks you pay every month though) from EMO blogs.

Its darn sadistic to extract laughter from people's misery but the thing is, is it really miserably miserable? They story their life into some drama worse than the lives of those suffering from malnutrition in Africa, yeah its really cliche' to compare it this way but when you read them it really makes you wonder and ponder and LAUGH!

EMO=Emotional Minds Online

Yeah, thats the definition for the cyber-world EMO victims,or so they say.


I dont mean to spark controversy over their rights to babble about their OWN lives, i'll make it up to you by allowing you to tell me right in my ear.
*promise i wont laugh

This post is offensive, yet offense is the best defence.

I dont kiss the asses people tell me to as i retain my rights to view anything publicly exposed.

Interested in emo-blog-reading therapy?Just call "1800-emo-haha".
nah just leave a msg on the tagboard.


Over and out.......laughing.

Happy Wesak Day, Or So It Should Be

Buddhists all over the world gather on this very meaningful day to celebrate an auspicious event.








On Wesak Day, Buddhists all over the world commemorate events of significance to Buddhists of all traditions: The birth, enlightenment and the passing away of Gautama Buddha. As Buddhism spread from India it was assimilated into many foreign cultures, and consequently Wesak is celebrated in many different ways all over the world.


courtesy of wikipedia(again!)








And one of the ways of celebrating Wesak Day is by releasing pigeons or some other creatures if pigeons arent readily available. My dad's friend's wife once released a frog. She bought it from the pet store then released it. Things money can do for you.





But my lil brother celebrated it extra special this year, we dont usually celebrate though, not devouted Buddhists. Hehe.





He did it like this..........

Yup, he dug up some soil and saw earthworms wriggling joyfully.Short is their joy.

Took them and burn 'em. Now that's hot! Not.

Animals seem to go euphoric when its some special day.

Remember December 26?

Well, we put our rabbits,male and female together after separation. Man, you can guess what happens next. I thought of taking a picture or a video, cute but definitely 18SX. Might corrupt the young minds who visit my blog.

The reason they were but together in a small cage is because we're kinda abandoning them*tears*. Its too time consuming and troublesome to take care of pets who defecate too many milo pops.Well, i do miss 'em!

Look on the bright side though, we're releasing animals today too. Just in a slightly different way. Always choose to view things from different angles. =)

Respect For The Disabled

You know,

in every continent,

in every country,

in every state,

in every province,

in every town,

on every street,

there is sure to be disabled people.

They have become part of our lives and deserved to be treated equally and share the same human rights as any one of us.

Disability as defined in Wikipedia is a condition or function judged to be significantly impaired relative to the usual standard of an individual or their group. The term is often used to refer to individual functioning, including physical impairment, sensory impairment, cognitive impairment, intellectual impairment or mental health issue.

You might be wondering why the random post about disabilities.

But this post has a special meaning,

this post is dedicated to the epitome of the disabled.

This special character although disabled, is very articulate and debates well.

Who is this person you asked?

Why its none other than..................................

NEAL TAN JUJIAN!

Disclaimer: This post is not meant in any form to insult or degrade anyone besides the specified.

P/s: If Neal finds out about this, my life is over.So my readers, unless he visits my blog......Shhhh. =)

Lets Do A Lil Mathematics

Yeah, maths.

Lets assume that i live till 80(i did a test, i was expected to live till 83 anyway)


That chilli i accidentally ate took 20 years off my life.Damn it was hot!Took me 3 cubes of ice and a bottle of water to chill my poor tongue.


The box of books i took home and back to school took 15 years off again. Thanks a lot recruits!You guys repaid my effort by your "remarkable" performance during practice.What a way to thank me. You're all very much welcomed.


All the homework/tuition/co-cu activities/projects/exams are taking 50 years away from me. Due to stress and over-thinking and not early aging, my hair is turning white. And i dont need every single person to tell me that.One is more than enough. I'm 16 btw, not 60.


Lack of sleep makes me feel lethargic everyday so bye-bye 5 years.


So, the bottom line is

I've -10 years left to live......


wait that doesnt make any sense.


a negative?

Oh god,i dont wanna die young.


I've still the world to see!

Laughter The Best Medicine

Here are a lil somethings to tickle your funny bone


Doctor: "I've some bad news and some worse news.The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to live."
Patient:"Thats bad news, what could be worse?"
Doctor:"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."



Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.Impatient to turn in his term paper,one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid's ten page report.
The topic? "Save our trees."



It is so rare to be offered a meal on airlines these days that I was surprised to hear the flight attendant ask the man sitting in front of me

"Would you like dinner?"

"What are my choices," he responded.

"Yes or no," she said.




Noted at the bottom of a receipt for funeral arrangements:

"Thank you.Please come again."




Doctors used to get calls at any hour. One night a man phoned, waking me up. "Im sorry but i think my wife has appendicitis".
Still half asleep, I reminded him that I had taken his wife's inflammed appendix out a couple years ago."Whoever heard of a second appendix?"I asked.
"You may not have heard of a second appendix, but surely you've heard of a second wife," he replied.

Teachers and Their Philosophies

One of the best things about being in 4 Balau are the teachers.

They are just hillarious in their own ways,never failing to make students laugh.


Even a grin from a history teacher sends us rocketing sky high in laughter.Oh, and a moutaining tone that wakes you from the sleepiest chapters of history.

A Biology teacher whom has a sarcastically funny sense of humour. You know, we are constantly in a dilemma whether to answer her questions. It just sends you so over the edge in a good way when she goes 360 degrees with your answer and end up with something silly thus making you look silly.Haha

And not to forget an Add Maths teacher who has a smile so cute it cracks you up.
*p/s: never tell your add maths teacher about a friend trying to grip your privates, there are only 2 possibilities, she getting furious or shoots you a look that drives your jaw muscles nuts.*


And then comes a Mod Maths teacher who is so cool you cant find her elsewhere. She listens to Akon, Justin Timberlake and even went to a PCD concert. A Chem teacher that pronounces an Italian/French/Spanish name so funnily it triggers your laughing receptors.


Above them all, a great BM teacher who can multi task. She's a teacher,obviously, a diagnotician,a news caster, papparazzi and a palm reader. Her skills showed that Amanda will be a surgeon, Eugene will not marry, Kai Ping is loyal, and Jay Yang will have a beautiful bride. Its a wonder how a "karangan" class can turn into some palm reading session.


4 Balau is just full of laughter and themselves.

Random Pics

Here's a post full of random pics.

Mountains north to Ipoh

More mountains

And more mountains!

A beautiful rainbow at SS2(on the way to tuition)

Edited version,aint it pretty?

Violet's priced masterpiece

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Gluttony

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Drink dad ordered,doesnt it remind you of the sediments you see in your fish tank?

Simple edited road pic

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A book im reading now, everyone said it must be some erotic story judging by the cover. How does the saying go again? "Dont judge a book by its cover"

And lastly,

SMILE!